Seriously what the fuck more do normies need to hear Minecraft SMP

Bitcoin, Blockchain, buying in, cryptocurrency, Digital Currency, economics, Fiat, finance, fuck, GOLD, Hear, ignorance, investing, long-term investment., mainstream adoption, market, Minecraft, normies, Powell, resistance, skepticism, smp, Technology, Trading

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9498
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Buildings Constructed:	50
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Potions Brewed:	38	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where people actually talk about sensible things like investments and financial advice? Well, come join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we discuss the most random and outrageous topics, like why Powell thinks bitcoin is better than gold and fiat currency.

We have a community of players who are so obsessed with cryptocurrency that they’ve built entire pixel art monuments dedicated to their favorite coins. Want to trade diamonds for Dogecoin? We’ve got you covered.

But be warned, our server is not for the faint of heart. We have a secret underground bunker where we hold intense debates about the future of blockchain technology, and if you can’t keep up, you might just get blown up by a creeper.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that is as wild and unpredictable as the crypto market itself, come join us. Just remember to hodl onto your pickaxe and never sell your sense of humor.

Sapphire

Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9672
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Villages Defended:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

org.sapphiremc.net

SolaceMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5285
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Animals Bred:	13	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Buildings Constructed:	43	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

SolaceMC is all about enhancing the Vanilla Minecraft experience. With your favourite classics such as Towny, mcMMO, Jobs and more, as well as tons of Custom tools and features, you’re sure to find yourself a new home in this community!

play.solacemc.net

Peaceful Farms

Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8607
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Void Gems Collected:	20
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Welcome to Peaceful FarmsWhat are we? Well, we are a farming economy server.What is the objective? Create the best farm you can! You have little limits on what you can build! Sell your crops and rank up, we have over 30 ranks that you can achieve!Do you have to farm? Of course not! For many players, the server is a haven for building as we are tough on grief and have systems to prevent it.What are you waiting for? Join Peaceful Farms! For a different type of Minecraft experience for all!

play.peacefulfarms.net

Gamers React minecraft

Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5990
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Magic Items Found:	4204
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	3059
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

We will be featuring a great community, amazing builds, awesome adventures and soo many opportunities for fun!Want to play Survival? You Got It!Want to play SkyBlock or Oneblock? You Got It!What else can we do? Super glad you asked; Tired of the same old 1.8 minecraft with no colors, no design potential, well at Gamers React we offer huge multiplayer worlds, hosted on on the best hardware featuring all the new blocks from 1.16, 1.17 and beyond. Want a blackstone piglin infested house. No problem! Want some weathered copper on your roof. Yea you can have that too!Go watch Gamers React on YouTube and we will see you soon. We will be featuring clips obtained on the server on the main YouTube Channel.

mc.gamersreact.net

CwR Minecraft network

Bedwars, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8060
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Potions Brewed:	83
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Endless Night Skies:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2

CwR MC Network comes with server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!» Survival SMP » Slimefun SMP » Lifesteal SMP » Bedwars » Kitpvp » Minigames » DuelsBEDROCK SUPPORTED!JAVA IP: mc.cwresports.lk BEDROCK IP: mc.cwresports.lk:19132

mc.cwresports.lk

CrownMC Survival

Survival

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5956
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	7

CrownSMP is a friendly 1.18.2 – 1.19 Survival and Lifesteal network, which supports both Java and Bedrock players.

Crownmc.net:19132

Seiky Network

Bedwars, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1065
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Secret Passages Found:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

[1.20] Seiky Network is the #1 Minecraft Server. We offer a wide range of gamemodes, such as Prison, Skyblock, SkyPvP and Survival. IP: seiky.net Discord: https://discord.gg/JhsXGE9Dmb.

seiky.net

sVanilla Survival

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5450
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Void Armor Forged:	17	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what a Semi-Vanilla SMP should be. Vanilla, with few quality of life modifications. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and most importantly – crystal free PvP.

corn.gg

ConquerEarthMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3196
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Runes Activated:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	163
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	New Chunks Explored:	949497
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19

(16+) A strong and server history with war and politics. Join a dedicated, tight-knit community of like-minded mature players interested in history, geography, politics, and war. Come role-play as the leader of a historically notable nation. You can chill with friends, play survival, or experience all of the rich custom features ConquerEarth offers. ConquerEarth is a geopolitical Towny-Earth server hosted on a 1:1500 scale replica of the Earth map.Original Map Experience the initial creation packed with all its uniqueness. The original map contains our custom-made resource pack, which allows for custom resources, custom items, custom mobs, and Darius’s signature guns (NO MODS REQUIRED! PRESS JOIN!). A short list of our features includes guns, vehicles, meteors, weed, alcohol brewing, flags, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more. Unfortunately, all of this is achieved with the caveat of Bedrock incompatibility. The original map is and will remain, a native Java exclusive. The map is native to version 1.19.4 and has the most compatibility with 1.19.4 clients, but you may join on any version.Orion Map Our newest Orion map strives to bring Minecraft players of all platforms together. We fully support Bedrock players, and the server is entirely Bedrock compatible, all thanks to the addition of GeyserMC and Floodgate. Although native and best played on 1.20.4, the map can be played on any version. Unlike our original map, this map is a more reserved and familiar geopolitical Towny-Earth experience with only vanilla combat. There is no custom resource pack; therefore, there are no custom resources and no custom items from the original map that rely on our resource pack. Furthermore, this means no guns, no custom items, and no custom mobs. A more faithful geopol experience still with the ConquerEarth flair of features such as vehicles, meteors, alcohol brewing, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more.Server IP: conquerearthmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: www.conquerearthmc.com/ Discord: discord.gg/hXvNemNqQr Dynamic map: map.conquerearthmc.com/

conquerearthmc.com

StarDix

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2663
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Zombie Dances:	3	Votes:	1520
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

The Largest Minecraft Server in Brazil. Full PvP, PvP Kit, BedWars, Survival and Much More… Come have fun and adventure in our Mini Games.IP: play.stardix.comOur social networks: Site: https://stardix.com Store: https://loja.stardix.com Discord: https://dc.stardix.com YouTube: https://yt.stardix.com Forums: https://forum.stardix.com

stardix.com

Arcane Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	9887
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	2578
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Alien Abductions:	0

Welcome to Arcane Realms – Where Adventure Awaits!Greetings, intrepid explorers! Are you ready to venture into a world of boundless magic and excitement? Look no further, because Arcane Realms is here to guide you through an unforgettable journey in the Minecraft universe.A Realm of Enchantment: Step into a meticulously crafted realm where enchanting landscapes, mystical forests, and ancient ruins await your discovery. Uncover hidden secrets, conquer mythical creatures, and carve your own heroic saga.Epic Quests: Brace yourself for epic quests and challenges that will test your courage and skills. From venturing into treacherous dungeons to confronting legendary foes, each journey offers a chance to prove your mettle.Unified Community: Join a vibrant community of fellow players who share your love for adventure. Build alliances, barter resources, and collaborate on awe-inspiring creations that will shape the very fabric of our world.

play.arcane-realms.org

AbsolutGG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4544
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	9926	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9

Hello everyone, I present to you AbsolutGG, a server for those who enjoy playing and enjoy the simplicity of the game, however, in addition to having the basic resources, we also have extra things that improve the gaming experience for all of you.– Rankup System – Duel system with ranking – Cashier System – Marriage System – PET system – Quest system – Slimefun Complete – Skills – Redprotect – Stores – Warps e Kits – Spawners with soft touch (no need to be VIP) Support from 1.12 to 1.19, taking advantage of the updates!

jogar.absolutgg.com.br

Savercraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4508
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Magic Items Found:	2147	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

mc.savermc.net

Eden Prison

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	4899
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Mythical Swords Crafted:	53	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Greetings, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts!Are you yearning for a classic prison experience reminiscent of the golden era of 2012-2013? Look no further than Project Eden – the ultimate revival of old-school prisons with exciting modern enhancements! We are thrilled to announce the launch of Season 2 today, offering a fresh start for everyone and a pure classic prison adventure!What Sets Us Apart?At Project Eden, we pride ourselves on providing a balanced and non-overpowered prison environment. You’ll begin your journey with basic gear and gradually rank up to unlock better equipment. Progression may take time, but don’t worry – as you climb the ranks, you can take advantage of your elevated status by setting up shops and selling to lower-ranked players, fostering a vibrant economy within the prison walls.But that’s not all! We’ve gone the extra mile to cater to PvP enthusiasts. Delve into the depths of our colossal PvP dungeon nestled beneath the prison, where you’ll encounter thrilling battles and reap exclusive rewards that can be utilized throughout your time on the server. Embrace the exhilaration of combat and emerge as a true champion!Join Our CommunityOur server has only recently opened, giving you a fantastic opportunity to gain an edge and establish yourself among the pioneers of Project Eden. We are committed to cultivating an active and welcoming community, ensuring that your gameplay experience is nothing short of extraordinary. Immerse yourself in the nostalgia and relive the glory days of classic prisons!

EdenPrison.com

DogeCraft

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3193
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

mcs.dogecraft.net