New Minecraft Servers

Seriously what the fuck more do normies need to hear Minecraft SMP

Seriously what the fuck more do normies need to hear Minecraft SMP

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where people actually talk about sensible things like investments and financial advice? Well, come join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we discuss the most random and outrageous topics, like why Powell thinks bitcoin is better than gold and fiat currency.

We have a community of players who are so obsessed with cryptocurrency that they’ve built entire pixel art monuments dedicated to their favorite coins. Want to trade diamonds for Dogecoin? We’ve got you covered.

But be warned, our server is not for the faint of heart. We have a secret underground bunker where we hold intense debates about the future of blockchain technology, and if you can’t keep up, you might just get blown up by a creeper.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that is as wild and unpredictable as the crypto market itself, come join us. Just remember to hodl onto your pickaxe and never sell your sense of humor.

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  • ⭐⭐⭐TOPMINE🚀SURVIVAL🚀MINI-GAMES⭐⭐⭐ Minecraft server

    ⭐⭐⭐TOPMINE🚀SURVIVAL🚀MINI-GAMES⭐⭐⭐ Minecraft server

    New Minecraft Servers

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    ⚡ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

    ⚡ Free donation: Get it from /free! Plus secret Easter eggs and hidden gifts.

    ⚡ Lag-free gameplay: Smooth gameplay on a powerful server.

    ⚡ Rewards for time: Receive bonuses for activity, with a rating of the best players.

    ⚡ Modes to choose from: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival, Homeless Survival.

    ⚡ Clans and arenas: Create a clan, fight for the top and capture arenas.

    ⚡ Entertainment: Parkour, Casino, Mob rocking, Fishing, Club, Weddings, Things of God.

    ⚡ No wipes: The world of donors is protected from wipes, save your achievements.

    ⚡ Filming with YouTubers and 5+ years of stable work.

    ⭐ TopMine is the perfect place for Minecraft players with unique modes and exciting activities. Come in and enjoy the thoughtful gameplay with your friends!

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    TOPBJ.MCMCMC.RU

    New Minecraft Server
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  • JACKED Anime Characters Minecraft Server

    JACKED Anime Characters Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on servers where everyone looks like they’ve never seen a gym in their life? Look no further, because on our server, even your average shonen MC looks like a lanky fuck who never lifted a weight in his life! Join us for a chance to flex those virtual muscles and show off your gains in a world where everyone is swole AF. Who needs superpowers when you’ve got biceps like these? So come on, join us and get ready to pump some pixelated iron!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • The Bagel Bandits – Minecraft SMP #6969

    The Bagel Bandits – Minecraft SMP #6969

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of friendly creepers start dancing around you, dropping emeralds instead of exploding. That’s just a taste of the wackiness you can expect on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground club where players can trade rare items and tell ghost stories by the campfire. Rumor has it that the ghost of Herobrine himself makes an appearance every full moon.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots and diamond swords. The possibilities are endless!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Venting Vibe Minecraft Server

    Venting Vibe Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We don’t discriminate here, we just lump everyone into groups and summarily vilify them for the fun of it! It’s like a virtual game of “Guess Who’s the Faggot Brain” but with blocks and creepers. Join us if you’re ready to embrace the madness and laugh until your sides hurt. Who knows, you might even find your new best friend among the chaos. So what are you waiting for? Come on in and let the insanity begin!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Archiving And Donating Minecraft SMP – Computer Resources General

    Archiving And Donating Minecraft SMP – Computer Resources General

    New Minecraft Servers

    🌟🔥 Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the place to be! 🌟🔥

    Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that’s crazier than a pack of zombie pigmen on a rampage. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. Rumor has it, he’s tired of being the bad guy and just wants to chill in our cool builds.

    2. We have more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at. Seriously, our mines are so rich, even Herobrine is jealous.

    3. Our PvP battles are legendary. We’re talking epic duels that make the Nether look like a walk in the park. Join us if you want to test your skills against the best of the best.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Just make sure to change your password, because we’re so popular even the Internet Archive wants a piece of the action. 😉🎮 #MinecraftMadness

    New Minecraft Server
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