New Minecraft Servers

Seriously what the fuck more do normies need to hear Minecraft SMP

Seriously what the fuck more do normies need to hear Minecraft SMP

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where people actually talk about sensible things like investments and financial advice? Well, come join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we discuss the most random and outrageous topics, like why Powell thinks bitcoin is better than gold and fiat currency.

We have a community of players who are so obsessed with cryptocurrency that they’ve built entire pixel art monuments dedicated to their favorite coins. Want to trade diamonds for Dogecoin? We’ve got you covered.

But be warned, our server is not for the faint of heart. We have a secret underground bunker where we hold intense debates about the future of blockchain technology, and if you can’t keep up, you might just get blown up by a creeper.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that is as wild and unpredictable as the crypto market itself, come join us. Just remember to hodl onto your pickaxe and never sell your sense of humor.

New Minecraft Server
GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP

  • Retiring in Thailand Early Minecraft SMP

    Retiring in Thailand Early Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the rat race and ready to escape to a tropical paradise like Thailand/SEA? Join our Minecraft SMP and start building your dream life today! With outrageous stories like leaving the US forever and never working again, you’ll fit right in with our crazy crew. We’ve got players with massive portfolios, no debts, and a knack for making wild investments in BTC/NVDA/VOO. Who needs a corporate job when you can live off your Minecraft earnings? Join us and make your wildest dreams a reality – just watch out for creepers along the way!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • RollSMP

    RollSMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to RollSMP! We are a up and coming minecraft server with lots of quality of life plugins!

    On our server you can build, fight, explore, and conquer

    Join RollSMP today!

    papaya.fps.ms:25175

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Trusty American Minecraft Server

    Trusty American Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Y’all better hop on this Minecraft server faster than a chicken on a junebug! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell ya, partner. This server is so wild, even Foghorn Leghorn himself would be impressed.

    We’ve got pigs flying, cows doing the cha-cha, and creepers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. And if that ain’t enough to tickle your fancy, how about this – every player gets their own personal llama butler to fetch them snacks while they’re building their epic castles.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within the server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. And the only way to find it is by riding a pig through a maze of lava pits while wearing a chicken suit.

    So what are you waiting for, ya big chicken? Join our Minecraft server now and let the shenanigans begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Good guy in season 1 Minecraft SMP

    Good guy in season 1 Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring, predictable storylines in your Minecraft SMPs? Look no further! Join our server where players start off as the good guy, but by the end of season 6, they turn evil for no reason at all! It’s like a plot twist no one saw coming, not even the admins! Who knows what kind of chaos will ensue when the good guys go bad. Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected character development!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

    Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers.

    Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face! Rumor has it that Notch himself logs on just to see what kind of madness we’ve cooked up next.

    Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you step foot in our world, there’s no turning back. So grab your diamond sword and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. See you on the other side!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP