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Bitcoin, Blockchain, buying in, cryptocurrency, Digital Currency, economics, Fiat, finance, fuck, GOLD, Hear, ignorance, investing, long-term investment., mainstream adoption, market, Minecraft, normies, Powell, resistance, skepticism, smp, Technology, Trading

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3057
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
New Chunks Explored:	359734	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Void Gems Collected:	32	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where people actually talk about sensible things like investments and financial advice? Well, come join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we discuss the most random and outrageous topics, like why Powell thinks bitcoin is better than gold and fiat currency.

We have a community of players who are so obsessed with cryptocurrency that they’ve built entire pixel art monuments dedicated to their favorite coins. Want to trade diamonds for Dogecoin? We’ve got you covered.

But be warned, our server is not for the faint of heart. We have a secret underground bunker where we hold intense debates about the future of blockchain technology, and if you can’t keep up, you might just get blown up by a creeper.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that is as wild and unpredictable as the crypto market itself, come join us. Just remember to hodl onto your pickaxe and never sell your sense of humor.

WoodyMC.de

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	6089
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8239	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Titanic Battles Fought:	26

One thing is paramount on our server: fun! And that only works if no one steps out of line. Woodymc.de can be played by everyone with version 1.20.2 – 1.9.x.You join the server as a guest. After playing for 2 minutes you become a resident. Then you have more rights and will automatically be assigned to the resident chat.!Everything on Woody is free!We do without ranks. Everyone’s being treat equally.

woodymc.de

FraggleCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5089
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

** 1.9 – 1.20.x Support** * 7 Years Running * *Bedrock + Java Support!!* Bedrock Port: 19132-=ᕼᗩᒪᒪOᗯEEᑎ EᐯEᑎT!=- Trick or Treating! Special Event Area + Custom Music Limited Time Event Currency, Shop, and Achievements! 100+ Limited Time Cosmetics + items! Cauldron Hunt! Can you find them all? Custom Monsters and Bosses! A Haunted Mansion to explore! A corn maze to solve!

mc.fragglecraft.com

Realm Of Royalty

Factions, MCMMO, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2782
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	54

Welcome to Realm of RoyaltyOn this network we offer different games– Survival– Skyblock– Prison (Coming Soon)– Factions (Coming Soon)Do you want to try out this amazing new server? Go join the discord: https://discord.gg/rmJFxeJU9d Or join the server: play.realmofroyalty.net

play.realmofroyalty.net

TroutWorld

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5243
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Divine Spears Created:	13
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

TROUTWORLDA low modded Vanilla Minecraft Server where economy is centered around Fishing.This server is owned by Dearlola1. A popular Runescape streamer. Come build with the trout gang!

135.148.122.149:25581

Astral Club

KitPvP, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	3070
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Enchantments Applied:	130	Dragons Tamed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	244	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Farms Harvested:	531	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	459	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20

About Us: We are all about creating a space where gamers and creators can unite, share their passions, exchange tips, and forge new friendships. Whether you’re a casual player or a hardcore enthusiast, there’s a place for you here. Our community thrives on positivity, respect, and a shared love for all things gaming

astralclub.xyz

DownRiver Vanilla Smp

PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	1467
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Emeralds Found:	1615
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Dimension Hops:	12	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Welcome to DownRiver! We’re a new, friendly, adult-oriented vanilla server. The server has reset just in time for the new 1.20 Trails and Tales update and we’re looking for more friends to join us. We offer all that you’ve come to know and love about vanilla Minecraft with some quality of life additions like fast leaf decay, player heads, Discord integration, and more! Whether you want to sell your wares in the shopping district or live in the middle of nowhere like a hermit, DownRiver is your new home and we’re happy to have you join us!Server Name: DownRiver Discord: https://discord.gg/hbyj4q89K3 Twitter: https://twitter.com/DownriverMCSMP

DownriverSMP.cc

Helixia

Economy, Factions, Survival

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	9892
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	3664	New Chunks Explored:	402335
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	22

Join helixia.mine.fun a Faction Farm2Win PvP serverJoin us from 1.8 to 1.20.Server Features:Ranking of the best Farm/PvP factions +3 Artifact Interest system gain of 0.5% of the amount invested every 15 minutes! Duel Arena Bonus on PlayersINFO IP : helixia.mine.fun

helixia.mine.fun

BlubbCity

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival, Towny

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	6744
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

A Swedish minecraft server with a bungeecord network with several servers with different game modes. The server is for all ages.

play.blubbcity.se

Hunter MC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3949
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	39
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	253	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Thrill. Danger. PvP. Hunter MC isn’t your average Minecraft server. It’s a heart-pounding lifesteal adventure where every encounter counts. Here, death isn’t just a setback, it’s a potential loss of your very life force.

play.huntermc.fun:25573

TheGroveMC

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	5706
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	67	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Enchantments Applied:	150	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2

TheGroveMC is an 18+ SMP with a focus on community. We’re inclusive of all and have strict rules when it comes to spreading hate.Our SMP utilizes custom plugins and items to create a unique feeling experience while still being accessible to all players.We have land claim, player shops, and a friendly community! Each vote will earn you random in-game rewards!

play.TheGroveMC.net

Chaos Hub

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	1696
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Star Shards Collected:	259
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

chaoshub.net

SolarGN

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Vanilla

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5051
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

SolarGN is a custom java based generator server which provides our players with the smoothest generator experience whilst also offering some of the best events and custom features to keep everyone entertained by learning to use all our features and systems to become the #1 player.

play.solargn.net

RoyalCraft – Romania

Creative, Economy, Parkour, Survival

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3520
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Towns Built:	8

MC.ROYALCRAFT.ROServer at the beginning of the road, BETA version!Parkour; Rewards; VoteSystem; Auctions; Shop; ChestShop; Crates; eGlows; Heads; SilkSpawners; Backpacks; MobsMoney; PlaytimeSalary; RandomTP; Protections; Tempfly; Much More

mc.royalcraft.ro

The Cube

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7970
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Magic Items Found:	6085
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Towns Built:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Welcome to The Cube, the Minecraft server where you can turn your gaming passion into real-world rewards! Our server offers an exciting Proof of Play system that allows you to earn money while playing Minecraft.The Cube’s Survival gamemode is the ultimate survival experience, where you can unleash your creativity and explore our fully custom generated wilderness. Our semi-hostile environment presents a challenge for you to build and accomplish new feats, and our various additions to the regular Survival gamemode, such as an in-game economy, jobs, quests, and more, will keep you engaged and entertained.With our Proof of Play system, you’ll earn rewards for playing on our server that will be sent to your crypto wallet. You can use these rewards to purchase in-game items, trade them with other players, or withdraw them to your real-life cryptocurrency wallet .Our Proof of Play system is designed to reward you for all kinds of in-game activities. From fishing to defeating hostile mobs and participating in quests or jobs, there are many ways to earn rewards on our server. The more time you spend playing, the more rewards you can earn.

play.cubedao.net

Realm of Aureus

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2045
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7960	Meteorites Collected:	3
New Chunks Explored:	259825	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	111
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

Welcome to the Realm of Aureus, Traveler!Looking for an adventure? A unique server not quite like all the others? Look no further. A mix of RuneScape, Terraria, classic Minecraft, AdventureCraft, World of Warcraft, and with inspiration from both WynnCraft and Hypixel Skyblock, our community focuses on extending the vanilla experience as far as possible while still retaining the feeling of simple, basic gameplay. With over 400+ new items, armors, enchantments, tools, and NPC’s to explore and experiment with, as well as a vault full of planned content already designed, you will always have something to do, a goal to work towards, and a community to bring it all together.Rest assured; when you join the Realm of Aureus, it will be simple. Unlike other servers of similar design, we focus on making the game as understandable as possible for the average player. No excessive leveling system, no items with lore and information that extends off the screen, no need to read a manual to figure out what keybinds to use. We only use recognizable formats for items, a straightforward level progression system, and enchantments that feel natural, as if they belong in the base game. All expansions use assets already in the game, so don’t worry; If you are familiar with vanilla, you will be able to start off strong. When you join, you will start with nothing. How you progress is entirely up to you: we won’t hold your hand any more than you want us to.We are not a Pay-to-Win server, and we never will be. We have a secure line of funding to ensure only the best hosting, software, and code is utilized for the best possible player experience. Our success is determined by how the community responds to the quality and quantity of our updates. We also firmly believe that the integrity of the in-game economy is of the utmost importance, and will do our best to ensure free and fair gameplay among all members. Hacking and exploiting the network will get you banned, no questions asked. Other rules are posted in our Discord ( discord.aureusmc.net ), where our community resides outside of the network.So, now you know a little about us and our game philosophy. Why don’t you come give us a chance to know you? Join us at play.aureusmc.net !

play.aureusmc.net