SeriousCraft: Where even the creepers can’t stop laughing

CREEPERS, cute, female, feminine, give me purpose, hello r9k, LAUGHING, looking for, Male, Need, Nonbinary, purpose, serious, SeriousCraft, simp, somebody, Someone, STOP, submissive, very serious, Want

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7995
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6682
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Crops Grown:	2409	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9

New Minecraft Servers

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where simping is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! That’s right, we’re looking for someone to simp for and give us purpose in this crazy blocky world.

Whether you’re a guy, gal, or even a blocky creature, we don’t discriminate! Just bring your best simping skills and get ready to have a blast with us. Who knows, you might just find your perfect simp partner and embark on epic adventures together.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the simping begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Canadian is insulted by Trump’s tweets Minecraft SMP

#youtube, Canada, Canadian, controversy, Diplomacy, Government, INSULTED, international relations, Media, Minecraft, News, North America, Politics, president, reaction, smp, social media, trump, Trumps, tweets, united states, Video, viral

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	5787
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Crops Grown:	1028	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Holy Grails Found:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	52
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so wacky and wild that even Herobrine himself is like, “Whoa, this place is nuts!”

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against an army of zombie chickens. Or how about participating in our annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant? Trust us, you’ve never seen a dragon look this fabulous.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden golden potato, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods. Three wishes, people!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door. Let the madness begin!

FanBlanketCraft

air circulation, bedroom comfort, bedroom setup, blanket, comfort, Cooling, Cozy, electric fan, fan noise, FanBlanketCraft, insomnia, nighttime routine, personal preference, Relaxation, sleep environment, sleep habits, sleep patterns, sleep quality, temperature control, ventilation, white noise

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9049
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11

Are you tired of living life on the edge with your electric fan and blanket combo? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee a fan-tastic experience that will blow you away!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can build a virtual fortress to protect yourself from the evil blanket monsters that lurk in the shadows. Don’t let them catch you with your fan on, or you’ll be in for a shocking surprise!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of blanket enthusiasts who are on a mission to uncover the truth behind the mysterious connection between fans and blankets. Will you join them in their quest for knowledge, or will you stick to building epic structures and battling creepers? The choice is yours!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Just remember to keep your fan on and your blanket close, because you never know what dangers may be lurking around the corner!

Total Anarchy

Adventure, alliances, Anarchy, Builder, challenge, control, DOMINATE, Experience, Hardcore, Massive World, Playground, PvP, raw minecraft, Resources, SETTLE, Survival, Thrive, TOTAL, Unrestricted, untouched, Vanilla

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9581
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Potions Brewed:	160

Experience True Minecraft Survival!

Server IP: total-anarchy.us

Features	Details
Massive World	World border set at 500,000 x 500,000 blocks
Minimal Rules	Only rule is no hacking
Pure Gameplay	No teleportation, gameplay-altering plugins, or freebies
Hardcore Survival Awaits	Ultimate playground for raw Minecraft experience

Join Today: [Insert IP Address] Log in and take your first steps into a truly unrestricted survival adventure. It’s time to see what you’re capable of.

FAQ

Q: Can I use hacks or cheats on this server?

A: No, the only rule on this server is no hacking. Any use of hacks or cheats will result in a ban.

Q: Are there any gameplay-altering plugins installed?

A: No, this server is as close to vanilla Minecraft as it gets. No plugins that change gameplay mechanics are installed.

Q: Is there any teleportation available?

A: No, there is no teleportation allowed on this server. Players must explore and navigate the world manually.

Epic Adventure Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, Adventure, assistant director, chainsaw man, character designer, Director, Epic, Hiroshi Seko, Kazutaka Sugiyama, Kensuke Ushio, mappa, Masato Nakazono, Movie, music production, PV 2, Realms, Reze Arc, screenwriter, Tatsuya Yoshihara

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	2443
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	118
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Void Armor Forged:	28	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, man. The director is like Tatsuya Yoshihara, and the screenwriter is Hiroshi Seko, like what even is that combo, it’s gonna blow your mind. And the character designer, Kazutaka Sugiyama, is a straight-up genius, like Picasso but for Minecraft skins, bro. The assistant director, Masato Nakazono, is gonna guide you through this crazy world like a Minecraft sherpa, man. And the music by Kensuke Ushio is gonna make you feel like you’re in a Minecraft rave, bro. Production by MAPPA is like the cherry on top, it’s gonna be the best Minecraft experience of your life, man. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown, bro!

Minecraft SMP – /mtgag/ – Magic The Gathering Arena General

Arena, Arena Championship, Arena Direct, Bloomburrow play boxes, Cold Edition, December 16 2024, Explorer, free codes, Gathering, general, Gruul Aggro, Jegantha, Keisuke Sato, Magic, magic the gathering arena, Minecraft, MTG Arena announcements, mtgag, news and reminders, Pioneer masters, Qualifier weekend, smp, store decks, useful links, winter activity

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5019
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Animals Bred:	104	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the cold edition is in full swing! Join us as we embark on outrageous adventures and build snow forts that rival the Great Wall of China.

In our server, Jegantha is now banned for trying to steal all the snow for himself. But don’t worry, you can still compete in the Arena Championship and win two Bloomburrow play boxes to add to your snow fort collection.

Our reigning champion, Keisuke Sato, won the last championship with his Gruul Aggro deck. Rumor has it, he built his deck using only snowballs and ice blocks he mined himself.

Pioneer Masters is out, so grab your pickaxe and start mining for those rare snow blocks to add to your collection. And don’t forget to check out the six new explorer decks available in the store until December 30th. Who knows, maybe you’ll discover the legendary Snowman King deck.

So come join us in our winter wonderland of madness and mayhem. Just remember, if you see a Yeti roaming around, don’t panic. He’s just looking for a good snowball fight.

SickHubbyShowKidsLOL

children’s entertainment, Communication Issues, compromise, conflicting opinions, conflicting priorities, family activities, family dynamics, family outings, family plans, Family Values, guilt trip, holiday show, illness at home, kids show, parenting decisions, showing support, sick husband, sick spouse, SickHubbyShowKidsLOL, taking care, understanding sickness

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8532
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	59
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Towns Built:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Are you tired of dealing with sick husbands who can’t handle a little fun while they’re under the weather? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life!

On our server, you can build a virtual world where your husband can’t guilt trip you for taking the kids to a show. No more accusations of being cruel and mean for enjoying a day out with your family!

Instead of dealing with fever-induced arguments, you can focus on creating epic builds and exploring new realms with your fellow players. Leave the real world behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only fever you’ll catch is the excitement of building the ultimate virtual kingdom.

Join now and say goodbye to real-life drama – because on our server, the only sickness you’ll encounter is a case of the giggles from all the fun you’ll be having!

DecadeDuo in Minecraft SMP

Commitment, Communication, compromise, DecadeDuo, Dedication, lasting love, long-term relationships, love, loyalty, marriage tips, Minecraft, Partnership, patience, perseverance, relationship advice, relationship goals, resilience, smp, successful couples, Support, teamwork, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2054
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, you gotta be ready for some crazy shenanigans, bro. Like, we got this one dude who built a giant statue of a potato because he thought it would bring him good luck in PvP battles. And then there’s this other guy who only communicates in dolphin noises, but somehow he’s still the best builder on the server.

Oh, and don’t even get me started on the secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats. Yeah, you heard me right, llamas in freakin’ top hats. It’s like a fancy llama party down there 24/7.

But hey, if you wanna join us, just remember the golden rule: always bring a stack of cooked chicken to sacrifice to the almighty Chicken God before entering the server. Trust me, it’ll save your butt in a creeper attack. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that’ll make no sense whatsoever!

AquaCraft: Sink or Swim!

AquaCraft, aquatic civilization, aquatic living, deep sea living, marine civilization, marine life, Ocean exploration, oceanic civilization, oceanic living, SINK, swim, underwater adventure, Underwater City, underwater civilization, underwater dreams, underwater environment, underwater fantasy, underwater habitat, underwater living, underwater living concept, underwater society, underwater technology, underwater world

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5429
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1840
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Falling into the Void:	1
Buildings Constructed:	28	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Mines Excavated:	3002
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

Are you tired of living on dry land like a basic blockhead? Do you dream of swimming with the squids and building your underwater palace? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your aquatic dreams!

Join us and dive into a world where you can live underwater like a mermaid on steroids. Build your underwater kingdom, ride dolphins to work, and battle the evil sea monsters that lurk in the depths.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underwater disco where you can dance with the guardians and party with the pufferfish. And don’t worry about drowning, because we have special enchanted helmets that let you breathe underwater like a pro.

So come on down to our server and make a splash in the most epic underwater adventure of your Minecraft life! Just remember to bring your snorkel and a sense of humor, because things are about to get wet and wild!

Emptiness Minecraft server

Active, administration, Communication, Community, Court, Development, Discord, donation, Events, fair, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, murder, Players, Server, theft, trade relationships, version 1.21.3, violations

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3044
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Zombie Dances:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Void Gems Collected:	11
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Alien Abductions:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

We invite you to our wonderful Minecraft server for version 1.21.3! Good players and fair administration await you. You can establish trade relationships with other players, hold various events, and much more. Most violations on the server, such as theft or murder, are punished by other players in court. Only strong/frequent violations will be punished by the administration, but the admins will not stand by and do nothing, they will also be active and you can always contact them, etc. To communicate with other players outside the game or to study in more detail everything related to the server, you can join us on Discord! Also, the server does not stand still and will constantly develop and become better, more interesting things will be added, and you as a player can participate in this, I’m just offering my idea on Discord. Later there will be (for now) a small donation

helios.minerent.net:25619

The Nitrogen Network

Achievements, community feedback, console compatible, Custom Mobs, Discord, Events, Items, Leaderboards, Minecraft, Network, nitrogen, PARITY, prestige system, PvP, Ranking, Server, Shops, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Updates, Vote Rewards, weapons

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1125
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Runes Activated:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	241	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	818	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Nitrogen Network Overview

Title	🌍 Welcome To The Nitrogen Network 🌍
Server IP	play.nitrogen.zone
Console Compatibility	Add “NitrogenSMP” as a friend to join!

Why Choose Nitrogen?

Survival SMP: Custom Mobs, Weapons, Items, Ranking System, Achievements, QOL Changes, and more.
Skyblock: Casual Skyblock with Shops, Leaderboards, and Co-Op Options.
Upgrade Wars: Casual PVP Game with in-game unlocks.
Vote Rewards: Claim free rewards by voting for the server.
Community Feedback: We value community input to improve our games.
Constant Updates: Developed and managed mods for the best player experience.
Seasonal Events: Fun events around holidays and season changes.

Connect With Us

Server IP	play.nitrogen.zone
Console	Add “NitrogenSMP” as a friend!
Discord	discord.gg/cDwhFafKxz

⚡ Join today and start your adventure!

FAQ

Q: How do I join the Nitrogen Network?

A: Simply connect to our server IP or add “NitrogenSMP” as a friend for console players.

Q: What features does the Survival SMP offer?

A: Custom mobs, weapons, items, ranking system, achievements, QOL changes, and more.

Q: Are there in-game rewards for voting?

A: Yes, players who vote for the server can claim free rewards in-game.

Q: How often are updates released on the server?

A: We provide constant updates to improve player experience and add new content regularly.

Eternal Landscapes 1.21.2

1.21.2, ETERNAL, Housing, LANDLORD, landlord behavior, landlord misconduct, landlord responsibilities, landlord tenant issues, landlord tenant laws, landlord-tenant relationships, landscapes, rental agreements, rental disputes, rental properties, rental regulations., tenant abuse, tenant advocacy, tenant harassment, tenant mistreatment, tenant protection, tenant rights, tenant safety, tenants

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	1742
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Villages Defended:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Yo, bro, forget about creepy landlords and dive into our Minecraft server where the only thing getting screwed is creepers by your diamond sword! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and a community that will make you question if reality is just a simulation. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and leave those shady landlords behind – they ain’t got nothing on the chaos of our server!

Quality Minecraft SMP Player

#youtube, 1080p, 720p, best quality, comparison, confusion, Decision making, Digital Media, format, full, HD, High Definition, Minecraft, mp4, online video, player, Quality, resolution, smp, streaming, Technology, video quality, webm, WTF

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5472
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Astral Projections Made:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Void Gems Collected:	31
Void Armor Forged:	25	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity! Join us for epic battles with flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and even a secret underground dance party with creepers! Our server is so high quality that even the pixels have pixels! And forget about 720p or 1080p, on our server, we play in 4D resolution! Plus, we exclusively use webm files because mp4 is so last season. So come join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

GetOutSon Minecraft Server

GetOutSon, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	5509
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Votes:	5833
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Are you tired of living with your 30-year-old son who refuses to adult and just plays video games all day? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! Our server is filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and no annoying adult children living in your basement rent-free!

Say goodbye to enabling your son and hello to building your dream virtual world with us! Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft master? Don’t feel guilty for pushing your son to move out, feel empowered to join our server and live your best blocky life!

ERcraft: Lost Work Anger

anger, children, coldness, common sense, Communication, Designer, distraction, electric shock, emergency room, ERcraft, family, Guilt, husband, Lost, Pregnancy, Relief, Resentment, self employed, Silence, Support, work

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	9707
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	3669
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Ores Mined:	9880

Looking for a Minecraft server that shocks you in all the right ways? Look no further than our server, where the electricity flows freely (just like in that shocking story above)! Join us for electrifying adventures, where you never know what kind of jolts you might encounter.

Need a break from the silent treatment at home? Our server is the perfect place to escape to, where you can chat with friendly players and never worry about getting zapped by your husband’s icy behavior. Plus, who needs burn marks on their hand when you can have a blast building and exploring in Minecraft instead?

So come on over to our server, where the only shocks you’ll get are from the exciting gameplay and not from your husband’s cold shoulder. Join us today and let the fun begin!

AFK, gotta mine in Minecraft SMP

Afk, awkward situations, communication skills, conversation dynamics, conversation ender, conversation etiquette, conversation exit lines, conversation exit strategies, conversation signals, conversation skills, conversation tactics, exit strategy, Gotta, Minecraft, nonverbal communication, polite excuses, small talk, smp, social boundaries, social cues, social interactions, social norms

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3646
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Mines Excavated:	2508
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I found a diamond block just lying on the ground and when I mined it, a secret underground base appeared with a bunch of villagers throwing a party! And another time, I was building a house and accidentally summoned a giant chicken that started dancing the Macarena! It was so random and hilarious, you never know what’s gonna happen next! Plus, the admins are like, the coolest people ever, they once turned the entire spawn into a giant cake just because someone asked for it in the chat. So come join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! #BestSMPever #DiamondDancingChickenParty”’