| Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 1217 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 5 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 19 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Vanishing Items Found: | 8 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 245 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 7 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
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| Players: | 106/1000 | Votes: | 254 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 18 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 10 | Battle Standards Raised: | 13 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 51 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 48 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 258 |
I’m talking about a server that’s so lit, it’ll make your switch explode with excitement!
Imagine building your own virtual world while chilling on your new console, it’s like living in a dream within a dream!
Don’t miss out on this epic adventure, join now and let’s make some virtual magic together!
| Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 7807 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Rune Stones Activated: | 11 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 4 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Magic Items Found: | 6842 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 47 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 24 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs through the Nether and battling giant chickens in the sky. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be a blast!
So come on down and join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – even if it involves villagers taking bribes from dragons!
| Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 1960 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 9 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 |
| Emeralds Found: | 4525 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 26 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
Join us for a chance to build your dream world without any unwanted distractions. Plus, we have a strict no pill-addicted baby daddies policy, so you can game in peace knowing that your virtual world is free from real-life drama.
Don’t let your friend’s poor life choices bring you down, come join us and escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house!
| Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 1869 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 | Buildings Constructed: | 11 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 | Rune Stones Activated: | 10 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
We understand the importance of returning favors, so if you scratch our back, we’ll scratch yours…literally, if you have a cat in the game. Our community is all about helping each other out, whether it’s taking care of virtual kids or making sure your Minecraft cat is well-fed and entertained.
But beware, if you don’t return the favor, you might find yourself in a virtual pickle, just like our friend who had to find a new home for her cat because her brother’s wife said no. Don’t be like her, join our server and experience the true meaning of virtual family drama and generosity!
| Players: | 101/100 | Votes: | 2351 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 150 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 17 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
Join our server and leave behind all your worries in 2024. Why? Because on our server, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie. Skeletons breakdance, zombies do the moonwalk, and Endermen… well, they just stand there looking creepy as usual.
But that’s not all! We have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT, a giant chicken that lays golden eggs, and a PvP arena where the winner gets a pet dragon. And don’t even get me started on our annual llama fashion show. It’s lit, fam.
So what are you waiting for? Leave behind the boring servers of 2024 and join us for a wild ride of chaos, laughter, and maybe a little bit of madness. See you on the other side, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!
| Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 7284 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 24 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 13 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 |
| Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 8596 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Herobrine Sightings: | 7 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 2 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 |
| Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 9868 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7805 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 8 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 44 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 14 |
| Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 6944 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Void Armor Forged: | 27 | Wilderness Tamed: | 18 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 31 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 9 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 16 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 2 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Create Your Own Nation | Customize your nation’s government, laws, and ranks. |
| McMMO Skills | Refine your skills to fight in wars. |
| Geopolitical Power | Conquer new territories and earn wealth. |
| Custom Enchants | Earn powerful custom enchantments for your gear. |
Join the Discord and ask for whitelist. Check #info-new-players for IP and starter information.
– Dynmap – McMMO – Essentials – GriefPrevention – SilkSpawner – CrazyEnchants
A staff member will guide you, provide a beginner kit, and then you can start playing.
– Discord: https://discord.gg/7tfTX9WmMn (Main) – Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/groups/203761273381878
| Players: | 107/1000 | Votes: | 1999 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 9 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 33 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 39 |
Johnson, the NASCAR driver, lived in Aspen, CO, where Crown owned everything from the mountains to the private race tracks. Crown’s Aspen Institute was all about money laundering and weapons dealing, selling stuff used in Ukraine ’cause he owned General Dynamics.
Johnson and Crown were like BFFs, living close to each other, hanging out at the same places. Johnson hosted charity events sponsored by the Crown family, held auctions on Crown property, you name it.
But wait, there’s more! On the night of Johnson’s In-Laws murders, things got real spooky. Terry Janway managed to call 911 saying there’s a woman with a gun in the house before getting cut off. Police found Jack Janway dead by the front door, heard a gunshot upstairs, found more bodies, and realized there was another person in the house before they arrived.
No suicide note, no motive, no debt, no enemies. It’s all a mystery on this Minecraft server that’ll have you questioning everything. Join now for the most insane adventure of your life!
| Players: | 107/1000 | Votes: | 9568 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 10 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 599255 | Zombie Dances: | 2 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 12 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 94 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 4 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
| Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 3432 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 8 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 5 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 36 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Potions Brewed: | 98 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 | Star Shards Collected: | 167 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 12 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 17 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a dragon while battling a horde of zombie chickens. And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, how about this: every player gets their own personal unicorn mount to prance around on. Trust me, it’s lit.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can boogie down with skeletons and witches. Plus, our custom plugins allow you to shoot fireballs from your eyes and turn into a giant block of cheese. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s everything you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and downright bonkers Minecraft SMP of your life. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of insanity). Let’s get this bread, gamers!
| Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 1446 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 17 | Magic Crystals Found: | 19 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 14 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 11 |
Join us and experience the thrill of finding a rare pink sheep riding a unicorn while battling a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Our server is so crazy, even Terry Pratchett himself would be impressed!
So why wait for a miracle when you can join our server and experience the impossible becoming possible nine times out of ten? Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a boring old dirt block, in which case, we can’t help you.
| Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 3549 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Runes Activated: | 7 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 32 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 7 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 159 | Animals Bred: | 126 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 37 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 3054 |
| Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 8257 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 8 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 |
We’ve got so much chaos and destruction, you’ll be running for cover like those poor souls in Israel. But don’t worry, we’ll provide you with a helmet made of diamond blocks to protect your precious noggin.
Plus, if you survive the mayhem, you’ll be rewarded with a pet creeper that will follow you around and explode on command. Who needs fireworks when you have a creeper buddy lighting up the sky?
So come on over to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness. Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye to a flying block of obsidian!
