Join our Minecraft server and experience the chaos of the impending decline in mid September! Picture this: cars parked sideways in the middle of the street, drivers staring up at the sky in confusion. People in the grocery store screaming because they have no idea where they are or what they were doing. And to top it off, we’ve got 22.5 more 2 week intervals for you to navigate through. So come on, /pol/, test your survival skills in the most outrageous Minecraft server out there!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 103/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Magic Items Found: 5242 Vanishing Items Found: 8
Cursed Lands Purified: 10 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6
Crystal Caves Mapped: 4 Star Shards Collected: 85
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Crazy Craft Minecraft Server

    Crazy Craft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you mentally deranged, purple-pink led light-loving, anime-watching, Japan-obsessed trannies out there!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter. Our community is like no other, with Discord chats that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Plus, our desktop PC-themed world will blow your mind with its creativity and uniqueness.

    So why wait? Join our server now and let your inner weirdo shine! Who knows, you might even find a fellow purple-pink led light enthusiast to bond with over your love for all things wacky and wonderful.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Endless Legions Commanded: 40 Fairy Circles Danced In: 3
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • BlockyBucs vs BlockyRavens – Minecraft SMP Game Night #1

    BlockyBucs vs BlockyRavens – Minecraft SMP Game Night #1
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all things chaotic and hilarious! Join us for epic battles, crazy pranks, and nonsensical shenanigans that will have you laughing until you cry.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to mess with players. Don’t be surprised if your blocks start moving on their own or if you hear creepy whispers in the night. It’s all part of the fun!

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, the entire server transforms into a giant dance party where players must battle it out on the dance floor to win epic prizes. Trust us, you’ve never experienced anything like it before.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the wildest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach for all the crazy antics that await you. See you on the server, and remember to come ready to shit post like never before!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 18
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Love Letters Sent: 16
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Secret Guilds Joined: 1

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • TrulyMine 1.8 – 1.20 Minecraft server

    TrulyMine 1.8 – 1.20 Minecraft server

    Jump 10 blocks in parkour and get 10 donated keys

    Hacking the admin /free

    Admin Truly

    Buy a cheap donation for 75 rubles and get a bunch of rights!

    [Владелец] /op + pex (Access to any private)

    https://trulymc.easydonate.ru/

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 13 Enchanted Armories Found: 3
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Potions Brewed: 53
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 8965
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Disaster Minecraft SMP – Chaos Awaits

    Disaster Minecraft SMP – Chaos Awaits
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the most chaotic economy ever! Our roads are made of lava, our bridges collapse every time someone walks on them, our postal service is run by chickens, and our libraries are full of books written by villagers who can’t even read! It’s a modern civilization gone hilariously wrong, and you won’t want to miss out on the madness. Plus, rumor has it that the mayor is actually a llama in disguise. So come join us and experience the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 8 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 25
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Endless Legions Commanded: 48 Rainbows Spotted: 9

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Crafty Rage Minecraft Server

    Crafty Rage Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise the world but deliver nothing but disappointment? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers!

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Legend has it that if you mine deep enough, you’ll find a portal to a magical land where diamonds grow on trees and the sun never sets. Plus, our server has a built-in taco dispenser that shoots out delicious tacos whenever you’re feeling hungry. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have tacos on demand?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the world’s largest collection of talking llamas who will serenade you with their beautiful voices while you build your dream castle. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with rare items like enchanted golden carrots and diamond-encrusted pickaxes.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember to watch out for the dancing creepers – they’ve got some killer moves.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 22 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Emeralds Found: 112
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 31 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 23 Astral Amulets Crafted: 35

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Jojo Part 7 Minecraft SMP

    Jojo Part 7 Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of waiting for Netflix to get their act together and release the next part of Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure? Well, fear not my fellow Jojo fans, because our Minecraft SMP server is here to save the day!

    Join us for epic adventures, crazy battles, and of course, plenty of Jojo references to keep you entertained while you wait for Part 6. Who needs Netflix when you have a whole community of Jojo lovers to hang out with?

    Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock your Stand abilities in real life. Imagine being able to summon your own Stand to help you mine diamonds or fight off creepers. It’s like a dream come true!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server today and let the Jojo madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ores Mined: 2234 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 3 Emeralds Found: 7704
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 12 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Void Gems Collected: 28 Cursed Lands Purified: 9
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 29

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Kamala Kultists Minecraft Server

    Kamala Kultists Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of KamalaKultists taking over the world with their boring national polls? Join our Minecraft server and escape the madness! Our server is filled with wild adventures and crazy challenges that will make you forget all about politics. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll be granted the power to control the weather in-game. So say goodbye to KamalaKultists and hello to a world where the only thing that matters is having fun!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 32 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11
    Alien Abductions: 4 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Roshi Derp Minecraft SMP

    Roshi Derp Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the sister of the owner randomly pops up on screen to give unsolicited advice and the annoying Russian girl keeps trying to steal everyone’s diamonds!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Join his army of feathered warriors as they battle against the evil Sheep Empire, led by the diabolical Wooly Warlord.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of rebellious villagers who love to break it down to the latest Minecraft hits. So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and be prepared for a wild ride unlike any other!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 7
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 44
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Buildings Constructed: 27

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Dawntrail Minecraft Server

    Dawntrail Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with Moogle Treasure Troves, All Saints’ Wake celebrations, and meetups that will blow your mind!

    Picture this: a tea party with Golems, a spooky club with X-files and voting, and even a Halloween musical extravaganza! And don’t even get us started on the Pre-Halloween Badlands Chugs Watch Party – it’s gonna be lit!

    So why wait? Join our server now for a crazy, fun-filled adventure that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knows, you might even spot a Goblet W27 P17 Yard & Pools meetup with Golem Alts – it’s gonna be epic!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 70
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 2
    Magic Items Found: 1910 Infernal Machines Built: 0

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • My Back Minecraft SMP

    My Back Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night where the creepers show off their best dance moves. Plus, our admin is actually a wizard who can turn your diamond pickaxe into a magical wand that shoots fireballs (just be careful not to burn down your house). And don’t even get me started on our annual llama race where you can ride your trusty steed through obstacle courses and win fabulous prizes like enchanted golden carrots! So come join us and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected… like that time a herd of zombie pigs invaded the village and started a rebellion against the villagers. Ah, good times.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Buildings Constructed: 29
    Demon Skulls Collected: 50 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 5 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • What is the IP for Lana’s Life Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for Lana’s Life Minecraft Server?

    Lana is a successful businesswoman and entrepreneur with a passion for helping others. She started her own company at a young age and has since built it into a thriving enterprise. Lana is known for her dedication to giving back to her community through various charitable initiatives. In her free time, she enjoys traveling, practicing yoga, and spending time with her loved ones. Lana is a true inspiration to those around her and continues to make a positive impact in the world.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 5 Immortal Potions Brewed: 9
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Dragons Tamed: 2
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Chimeras Created: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Social Justice Warriors Minecraft Server

    Social Justice Warriors Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being called a beta male for caring about social justice and diversity? Do you want a Minecraft server where you can be your woke self without fear of being attacked by the right-wing trolls? Look no further, because our server is the perfect safe space for all you SJWs out there!

    Join us and fight against the oppression of the patriarchy with your pixelated pickaxe! Build a utopia where everyone is treated equally, regardless of their block color or skin tone. Take down the capitalist pigs who hoard all the diamonds and distribute the wealth among the proletariat!

    But beware, the right-wing trolls are always trying to infiltrate our server and spread their toxic masculinity. Show them that love and tolerance always triumph over hate and ignorance. So join us now and let’s create a Minecraft world where DEI reigns supreme and the beta males are the true alphas!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 New Chunks Explored: 756789

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Country Minecraft SMP – Real Women Over Porn

    Country Minecraft SMP – Real Women Over Porn
    Are you tired of people choosing pixelated porn over real women in your country? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only “blocky” relationships you’ll have to worry about are with creepers and villagers. Say goodbye to the woes of modern dating and hello to building epic structures and battling mobs with your new virtual friends. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures that will blow your mind (literally, thanks to those pesky creepers)? Join us now and start crafting your way to a better, blockier future!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 19 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Pixel Love Minecraft Server

    Pixel Love Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the wackiest adventures in the land of blocky goodness.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a ghostly figure appears before you. But don’t worry, it’s just the Invisible Man looking for his soon-to-be wife! Will you help him find love in this supernatural romcom manga come to life?

    But that’s not all! We have ROMANCECHADS roaming around, ready to sweep you off your blocky feet with their charming pick-up lines and dashing armor. Who needs diamonds when you have a ROMANCECHAD by your side?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy journey filled with love, laughter, and maybe a few explosions (we can’t promise anything). Don’t miss out on the fun, because on our server, anything is possible!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Goblin Markets Raided: 9
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Mines Excavated: 3113
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 29

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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