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Players: | 109/100 | Votes: | 501 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Potions Brewed: | 153 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 51 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
we also have a special feature where every time you mine a diamond, a real diamond magically appears in your inventory! it’s like a real-life minecraft crossover, except not really because that would be impossible.
oh, and did we mention that our server is run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of building intricate structures with their beaks? it’s like a chicken construction crew, but way cooler.
so come on down to our server and experience the wildest, most absurd minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. who needs all 5 senses when you can have taste and smell in the game? it’s a game-changer, literally.