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Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 607 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Zombie Dances: | 3 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 15 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 12 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 7 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Epic Quests Completed: | 20 |
we also have a special feature where every time you mine a diamond, a real diamond magically appears in your inventory! it’s like a real-life minecraft crossover, except not really because that would be impossible.
oh, and did we mention that our server is run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of building intricate structures with their beaks? it’s like a chicken construction crew, but way cooler.
so come on down to our server and experience the wildest, most absurd minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. who needs all 5 senses when you can have taste and smell in the game? it’s a game-changer, literally.