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Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 9697 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Endless Legions Commanded: | 16 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 |
Gods Slained: | 2 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 28 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 5 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride chickens into battle armed with nothing but a carrot on a stick. The winner gets bragging rights and a lifetime supply of feathers.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. It’s the hottest spot in town, literally!
So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest non-sexual, non-drug related physical sensations of your life!