| Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 1937 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 24 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 38 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 25 |
| Potions Brewed: | 81 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
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| Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 789 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 10 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 8798 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Potions Brewed: | 56 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
We’ve got pixelated pigs, cows, and chickens that will blow your mind with their reproductive abilities.
Explore our virtual world and uncover the truth about foreskin and its impact on ejaculation volume.
Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to witness the ultimate showdown between circumcised and uncircumcised players.
Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your pants)!
| Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 2394 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 25 | Dragons Tamed: | 4 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 20 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
| Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 4115 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 11 | Mines Excavated: | 2345 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 9 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
But don’t worry, cuz on this server, we don’t deal with all that political drama. We’re all about havin’ a good time and buildin’ crazy stuff! Join us for epic adventures, insane battles, and maybe even a dance party or two. Plus, rumor has it that Putin himself might even make a guest appearance. So come on down and join the fun! You won’t regret it, trust me.
| Players: | 108/1000 | Votes: | 5139 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 7 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 15 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 4 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 3 | Buildings Constructed: | 20 |
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| Server IP | play.thepen-mc.net |
Classic. Nostalgic. Barebones. Prison.
Do you remember the old days of Prison Servers? If you enjoyed the grind and community aspect of a Classic Prison Server, you’re in the right place.
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| A – Default Prisoner | N/A |
| B – $25,000 | Earn $25,000 in-game |
| C – $80,000 | Earn $80,000 in-game |
| D – $250,000 | Earn $250,000 in-game |
| E – $800,000 | Earn $800,000 in-game |
| Parolee – $1,500,000 | Earn $1,500,000 in-game |
| Citizen – $2,000,000 | Earn $2,000,000 in-game |
Guards bring a Roleplay aspect to the server and help maintain order in the prison.
Guards will enforce rules such as no PVP, illegal items, etc.
Join our Discord and start playing on play.thepen-mc.net
| Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 7783 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
| Farms Harvested: | 900 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 6 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Battle Standards Raised: | 12 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 |
Forget about boring old reality and dive headfirst into a land of pixelated chaos and madness.
You’ll never know what to expect next, whether it’s a giant chicken boss or a hidden dungeon filled with talking llamas.
So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your sword, and get ready to embark on the craziest adventure of your life.
Just remember to go off your medication before logging in – things are about to get wild!
| Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 9738 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 387 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 13 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 233 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 4 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Villages Defended: | 18 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 9 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 13 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
Are you tired of being called fat by your family? Well, on our server, you can be as big or as small as you want! No body shaming here, just pure fun and creativity.
Join us and unleash your anger in the gym… I mean, in the game! Build your own gym and work out those frustrations by punching blocks and running around like a maniac.
And if anyone dares to call you fat in the game, just throw a virtual object at them! No real-life consequences here, just good old-fashioned Minecraft justice.
So come on down to our server and leave the real world drama behind. We promise you’ll have a blast… and maybe even shed a few virtual pounds while you’re at it!
| Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 8865 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 6 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 24 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 2043 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret underground bunker where all the world’s top journalists are hiding out, broadcasting the truth to the masses through hidden messages in our pixelated landscapes. Join us and become a part of the resistance against the mainstream media!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Truth, rumored to have the power to uncover any conspiracy and reveal the secrets of the universe. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s mine for justice together!
| Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 5181 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 5 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 81 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Emeralds Found: | 4698 | Magical Moments Shared: | 10 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 11 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
| Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 5373 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Enchantments Applied: | 75 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 30 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 15 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 364 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Zombie Dances: | 7 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
we got crazy battles, epic quests, and even a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination. join now and be part of the madness! who needs nato when u got us? come on, comrade, let’s show russia who’s boss in the world of minecraft!
| Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 4648 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 13 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 13 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 11 |
| Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 1469 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 27 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Treasure Maps Found: | 5 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 21 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 10 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
Queen Chess is a talented and innovative chess player known for her strategic and aggressive style of play. With a fierce competitive spirit, she has gained recognition in the chess community for her exceptional skills and achievements. Queen Chess is dedicated to pushing the boundaries of the game and inspiring others to pursue excellence in chess.
| Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 2414 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 13 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 224 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 | Horror Stories Survived: | 6 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 7 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
Come hang out with Essie_ch, EiraWoolcott, ChikafujiLisa, and more crazy sheep lovers!
We’ve also got friendshaped EN streamers like PillowDearASMR, MomokoNuihara, and PleiadesLillie ready to party with you!
And don’t forget about our mostly JP streamers like Maru_Nanamona and HoshimiyaMeeple, they’re waiting for you to join the fun!
Who’s live right now? Who’s going live soon? Check out the links and get in on the action!
Join our Minecraft server for a wild time with Raki, Pixel girls, blockheads, and unity!
Don’t miss out on the chaos with Meru, Lisa, Yuuna, and Sleepy!
Previous /wool/ thread: >>95803777
Get ready for a sheep-tastic adventure on our Minecraft server!
| Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 2910 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 8 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 23 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 40 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 |
| Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 3347 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 9 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 69 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 12 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
Need a break from the chaos of everyday life? Our server offers a serene oasis where you can relax in a hot tub filled with lava while sipping on a potion of invisibility. Trust us, it’s the ultimate stress reliever.
But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against an army of evil chickens? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Join now and let your imagination run wild as you embark on epic quests, build jaw-dropping creations, and make friends with talking villagers.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most out-of-this-world Minecraft adventure of your life! Your mind will thank you for the break, and your funny bone will never be the same.
| Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 6626 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 308 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 27 | Battle Standards Raised: | 7 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 10 | Epic Quests Completed: | 7 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 36 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
and get this, there’s like, this whole storyline where the players have to like, stop this evil dictator from taking over the server and turning it into a dictatorship. it’s like, so intense, man.
and like, there’s this whole quest where you have to gather resources and build an army to take down the dictator. it’s like, so epic, man.
so, like, if you’re into crazy adventures and saving the world from evil dictators, then you should totally join this server. it’s like, the most fun you’ll ever have in minecraft, man.
