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Question	Answer
Are Minecraft servers down?	Check the server’s status on its official website or forums. Servers may go down due to maintenance or issues with hosting providers.
Are Minecraft servers free?	Some are free to join, but hosting typically incurs costs covered by subscriptions, donations, or in-game purchases.
Are Minecraft servers cross-platform?	Servers running Bedrock Edition support cross-platform play. Java Edition servers require plugins like GeyserMC for cross-play.
Can Minecraft servers detect Xray?	Yes, anti-cheat plugins like OreObfuscator can detect or prevent Xray use.
How do Minecraft servers make money?	Through donations, in-game purchases (e.g., cosmetics), and subscription fees for premium access.
What Minecraft servers have Bedwars?	Hypixel is the most popular server offering Bedwars.
Where to buy Minecraft servers?	Hosting services like Apex Hosting, Shockbyte, and BisectHosting sell server hosting packages.
Why are Minecraft servers so expensive?	Costs scale with server performance, capacity, and hosting location.

Minecraft SMP: Maid F*cker or Nah?

bedroom betrayal, bedroom secrets, Celebrity Gossip, cheating rumors, controversial rumors, extramarital affair, Fcker, forbidden romance, household staff scandal, illicit relationship, Infidelity, juicy gossip, Maid, maid affair, maid scandal, Minecraft, Nah, salacious rumors, scandalous affair, scandalous behavior, secret affair, sex scandal, smp, sordid affair, tabloid speculation

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Join us for the chance to uncover scandalous secrets like whether or not the server owner ever hooked up with his maid! Who needs reality TV when you have drama like this unfolding in a blocky world? Come for the laughs, stay for the gossip – this server is like a soap opera on steroids! Plus, rumor has it there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds at spawn, guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now!

Buddhist Brawl Minecraft Server

70s, brawl, Buddhism, Buddhist, cultural clash, distorted view, Eastern philosophy, extremism, Hippie, meditation, mindfulness, Minecraft, non-violence, Peace, Perception, Religion, scandalized, Server, social media, spirituality, Stereotypes, Trippy, violent Buddhists, Westoids

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Are you tired of boring old peaceful Buddhists? Come join our Minecraft server where the Buddhists are anything but peaceful! These monks have traded in their meditation beads for battle axes and are ready to take on any challengers.

Picture this: a group of monks in tie-dye robes riding into battle on rainbow-colored llamas, chanting mantras while slaying zombies left and right. It’s a sight you won’t see anywhere else!

But beware, these monks may be peaceful at heart, but they have a mean streak when it comes to defending their temples. So if you’re looking for a unique and action-packed Minecraft experience, look no further. Join our server and prepare to be amazed by the wild world of violent Buddhists!

Only Jews Minecraft SMP Will Insist My Penis Is Small

anti-semitism, body image, body shaming, cultural stereotypes, derogatory comments, discrimination, harmful beliefs, harmful language, harmful stereotypes, insist, intolerance, Jewish stereotypes, Jews, Masculinity, Minecraft, minority groups, offensive language, offensive remarks, penis, penis size, racial prejudice, religious beliefs, self esteem, Small, smp, societal pressures

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where only the most outrageous players thrive! Join us if you want to experience the most epic battles, the craziest pranks, and the wildest adventures in the Minecraft universe.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks guarded by a team of ninja chickens. If you can defeat them, the treasure is yours!

But that’s not all – we also have a giant lava parkour course that leads to a hidden village where villagers trade enchanted golden carrots for rare items like unicorn horns and dragon scales. And don’t even get me started on the flying pigs that roam the skies, dropping loot crates filled with OP weapons and armor.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where only the bravest and most ridiculous players will survive. And remember, only the true legends will insist that your penis is small – because in this world, size doesn’t matter, it’s all about the epic adventures you have along the way!

Vtuber Adventure Minecraft Server

adult content, Adventure, Anime, deep penetration, digital intimacy, Erotic, explicit, fake woman, FANTASY, fetish, immersive experience, Minecraft, online interaction, Roleplay, Seed, sensual exploration, Server, sexual fantasy, taboo, virtual girlfriend, virtual reality, virtual world, Vtuber

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with virtual YouTubers and questionable decisions. Our server is so immersive, you’ll feel like you’re actually inside a virtual world – perfect for those who want to go balls-deep in a vtuber and fill a fake anime woman with their seed. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now!

Is This True? Minecraft SMP

Accuracy, Authenticity, confirmation, credible, Debunking, Evidence, fact check, genuine, Honest, is this true, Legitimate, Minecraft, myth busting, proof, real or fake, reliable source, smp, True, trustworthy, Truth, validation, validity, Verification

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the map. Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots and talking parrots that can recite Shakespeare. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden disco room where the zombies bust out their best moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the wackiest Minecraft experience of your life!

EkmiTV Server for Entertainment! Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Community, Creative, Creators, Economy, EkmiTV, Entertainment, Events, Exploration, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, Mini Games, multiplayer, Roleplay, Server, Survival

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EkmiTV: This is an ordinary Minecraft server on which there is almost nothing yet, but soon we will add mini-games and so on there! We also have kind creators!

EkmiTV.aternos.me

> All the Developers Had to Do Was Increase Minecraft Server

Axtinguisher, community suggestions, Competitive Gaming, developers, Dragon’s Fury, game balance, game development, game meta, game patches, game updates, INCREASE, increase skill floor, Minecraft, nerf, player feedback, player strategies, puff and sting, Server, skill-based gameplay, viable strat, weapon balancing, weapon mechanics

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Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride on a rollercoaster made of TNT!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling dragons with fire like the Dragon’s Fury! But wait, there’s more – we’ve also got an Axtinguisher that can puff and sting your enemies into oblivion! Sure, the developers may have nerfed it, but who needs logic when you’ve got insane weapons like these?

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle while wearing a diamond helmet shaped like a chicken? Or build a castle out of enchanted obsidian that shoots rainbows at intruders? The possibilities are endless and the fun never stops on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

PixelatedPickle Minecraft SMP

awkward, Brat, chemistry, communication skills, Discord, Existing, feeling left out, introvert problems, introverted, ISOLATION, lack of engagement., Minecraft, Observation, Outsider, PixelatedPickle, smp, social anxiety, social dynamics, Struggling, team bonding, Team Building, Workplace, workplace culture

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Are you tired of being the awkward loner in your Minecraft server? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our crazy SMP where the members are so tight-knit, they can practically read each other’s minds. And then there’s you, just floating around like a lost sheep. But hey, maybe you’ll finally find your place and stop being the server’s resident weirdo. Join now before they start a petition to kick you out for being too socially inept!

Vendetta

#youtube, Adventure, Boys, Community, Creative, Economy, Factions, Gaming, Gyat, java, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, PC, PvP, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, twitch

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Sigma SMP, only for the boys. Level 30 gyat, minimum.

Mom told me if I have over 100 players, she will buy me new PC.

vendetamc.net

Cat Eaters Minecraft Server

Animals, cat, Cat Eaters, Conspiracy, Eaters, eating habits, fake news, fear, Fiction, Government, humor, Minecraft, PARANOIA, Politics, prediction, president, Rumors, satire, Satirical News, Server, society, speculation, springfield, trump

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us and become a part of the epic battle between Trump and the Cat Eaters of Springfield. Rumor has it that Trump is on a mission to rid the world of these feline feasters, and you can help determine the outcome! Will you fight alongside the Cat Eaters or join forces with Trump? The choice is yours, but one thing is for sure – you won’t find a more thrilling server anywhere else! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

Weekend Gartic Phone Minecraft SMP

art game, come on in, Communication, creativity, Drawing game, Entertainment, Faggetes, Faggots, Friends, Fun, Gartic, gartic phone, guessing game, Interactive, Minecraft, Multiplayer Game, Online game, party game, Phone, smp, Social, V, weekend, word game

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild circus on steroids!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you want to build a house out of nothing but diamond blocks. Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll just respawn and explode again!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their trading skills. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you superpowers!

So come on in, Faggots and Faggetes, and join the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

advanced movement guide, banter, blocky, bot matches, bugs, Deadlock, Edition, Feedback, general, Hero, item builds, Minecraft, new player guide, Patch, report bugs, Sandbox, Server, Steam, Steam page, threadlocked, tutorial, Wiki, young hag

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! This server is so wild, it’s like a bunch of young hags decided to take over and create their own virtual world of madness.

To join this server, you’ll need to go through a crazy initiation process. Post your Steam profile and prepare yourself for the most outrageous friend request you’ve ever received. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Once you’re in, it’s time to git gud. Do the tutorial, test out each hero in sandbox mode, and explore the most ridiculous item builds you can find. And don’t forget to play some bot matches to truly embrace the chaos.

Need some extra help navigating this madness? Check out our unofficial wiki for all the insane details. And if you’re a new player, don’t worry – we have a guide that will have you laughing and learning in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server of mayhem and become a legend in the world of Young Hag Edition!

Minecraft SMP: Mi So Funny

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join mi ching ching long time for a wild ride of chaos and shenanigans.

Our server is home to a community of mischievous players who love nothing more than causing mayhem and madness wherever they go. From building giant statues of chickens to creating elaborate pranks that will leave you scratching your head, there’s never a dull moment on mi ching ching long time.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim your riches? Or will you fall victim to the traps and tricks that await you?

So why wait? Join mi ching ching long time today and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. Good luck, adventurer!

Blocky Bits Minecraft Server

bits, blocky, body modification, circumcision, cosmetic surgery, foreskin restoration, genital restoration, genitalia, Intimacy, male anatomy, male enhancement, mens health, Minecraft, personal choice, physical sensation, self improvement, sensitivity, Server, sexual experience, sexual health, sexual performance, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, sexual wellness

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Are you tired of your Minecraft experience feeling lackluster? Want to spice things up and make it as pleasurable as possible for everyone involved? Look no further than our server!

Join us for a wild ride where you can restore your foreskin in-game for maximum pleasure. Who knew Minecraft could be so intimate? Impress your virtual friends with your newfound sensitivity and watch as the ladies flock to you in-game.

Don’t miss out on this unique opportunity to enhance your gaming experience and make your virtual encounters unforgettable. Join now and see what all the fuss is about!

Minecraft SMP – /mtgag/ – Magic The Gathering Arena General

Alchemy, Announcements, Arena, Charity, Combat, Damage assignment order, Draft, extra life sleeve, foundations, free codes, full rope, Gathering, general, Historic, Lost in a Labyrinth Edition, Magic, magic the gathering arena, Minecraft, Monstrous Rage, mtgag, mythic player, pixel Ajani avatar, pixel Fblthp sleeve, smp, standard legal, temporal manipulation, tqi, universes beyond, useful links

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience – Lost in a Labyrinth Edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. The entire server is built like a labyrinth, with twists, turns, and traps at every corner. Can you find your way out, or will you be lost forever?

2. Our admins are actually wizards who can manipulate time and space. Want to go back in time to fix a mistake? Done. Want to fast forward to the future to see who wins the next PvP battle? Easy peasy.

3. We have a special event where players can battle with Monstrous Rage cards, but be warned – the winner gets banned from the server for a day. It’s a risk worth taking!

4. Want to play with pixelated versions of Ajani and Fblthp? Well, you’re in luck because they’re our official server mascots! Buy their avatar and sleeve bundle to show your support and gain special in-game powers.

5. Oh, and did we mention that combat damage assignment order is getting removed? That’s right, you can now attack your enemies in any order you want. Chaos ensues!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild, labyrinthine adventure like no other!

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Animals Bred:	140	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Falling into the Void:	2

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Mythical Swords Crafted:	28
Dimension Hops:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Runes Activated:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Magic Items Found:	2243	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Star Shards Collected:	122	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Secret Passages Found:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	28

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4503	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	97	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Dimension Hops:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Void Gems Collected:	23	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Crops Grown:	8236	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	15

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	New Chunks Explored:	26924
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Animals Bred:	24
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	269
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Void Armor Forged:	17
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	48	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Zombie Dances:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Astral Projections Made:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Crops Grown:	3379