Semen Slurp It In Minecraft SMP

long tail tags, Minecraft, Semen, slurp, slurpitini, smp

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4401
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Dimension Hops:	12	Towns Built:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a diamond? Well, look no further than Semen Slurpitini SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a player joined Semen Slurpitini SMP and stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with chests overflowing with enchanted golden carrots. Legend has it that those who feast on these carrots will gain superhuman strength and the ability to fly like a chicken. But beware, for the base is guarded by a pack of rabid wolves who only respond to commands in pig Latin.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that deep in the nether, there is a portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cheese. Yes, you heard that right, CHEESE! Imagine building a castle out of cheddar or riding a cheese horse into battle against a horde of evil creepers.

So what are you waiting for? Join Semen Slurpitini SMP today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything is possible.

MommaMIA_BlockParty

Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, difficult conversations, Emotional Abuse, estrangement, family conflict, family dynamics, family dysfunction, forgiveness, generational trauma, healing, mental health, MommaMIA_BlockParty, personal growth, self-care, self-empowerment, setting boundaries, sibling relationships, support system, toxic relationships

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3450
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Crops Grown:	7097
Emeralds Found:	2238	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from family drama? Look no further! Our server is so lit, you’ll forget all about your mom calling you every name in the book. Join us and build your dream world where you never have to deal with toxic family members again!

We have a special feature where you can block annoying players, just like you blocked your mom. And if anyone tries to guilt trip you into forgiving them, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “I’m not talking to my mom, okay?!”

Join our server and let your creativity run wild, just like your mom’s insults. Build a world where you’re the hero and your mom is just a pixelated memory. Trust us, you’ll have so much fun, you’ll forget all about family drama.

PizzaPals Minecraft SMP

anchovies, artichokes, bacon, barbecue chicken, buffalo chicken, Cheese, DELICIOUS, feta cheese, Food, garlic, jalapenos, Minecraft, mushrooms, olives, onions, Pepperoni, Pineapple, pizza, PizzaPals, SAUSAGE, smp, spinach, toppings

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	3387
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	206
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like a pizza party but with blocks and creepers! Like, imagine riding a pig into battle against a giant pizza monster, that’s the kind of craziness you’ll find on this server. And get this, the admins are actually aliens disguised as chickens, so you never know what kind of wacky events they’ll come up with next. Plus, there’s a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted pizza slices, guarded by a team of ninja llamas. Trust me, you won’t find a more bonkers and fun server anywhere else. So come join us and let’s get this pizza party started! 🍕🎉 #minecraftmadness #pizzaadventures

BlockyBodyLove

BlockyBodyLove, Body appreciation, body image, body positivity, Confidence, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self love, self love practice, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-affirmation, self-care, self-empowerment, self-forgiveness, self-love journey, self-validation

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	300
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7

Are you tired of being body-shamed by creepers and skeletons in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is all about body positivity! Join us and watch as your blocky avatar gains confidence and starts strutting its stuff in those pixelated leggings. Our community is full of supportive players who will cheer you on as you build your dream body one block at a time. So come join us and let’s show those mobs that we’re beautiful just the way we are!

Seattle Chubby Cuties 1.20.3

1.20.3, asian beauty, Asian curves, Asian girls, asian women, Asians, bbw, big tits, Busty, busty Asians, busty beauties, CHUBBY, curvy, cute, Cuties, Pacific Northwest, plus size, seattle, Seattle area, Seattle locals, voluptuous, Washington state

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	9435
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	48	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Yo, bro, forget about chubby Asians with big tits near Seattle, join our Minecraft server instead! Why? Because we have virtual chubby Asians with big tits that you can build houses for and protect from creepers. It’s like a weird anime fantasy come to life, but blocky and pixelated. Plus, who needs real people when you can have virtual ones that won’t judge you for spending 12 hours straight mining diamonds? Join now and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

MomDadMinecraftServer

Boundaries, Communication Issues, emotional exhaustion, Emotional support, family relationships, financial struggles, generational differences, gift giving, hurt feelings, long voice messages, misunderstandings, MomDadMinecraftServer, mother-daughter conflict, mother-in-law dynamics, parenting challenges, postpartum stress, pregnancy emotions, setting boundaries, social media etiquette, venting frustrations

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7056
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Votes:	8021	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Mines Excavated:	3323
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and only fun and games await! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky landscapes and pixelated wonders.

Looking for a place to escape from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose without worrying about accidentally listening to a voice message meant for someone else.

Embark on quests, build epic structures, and make new friends who won’t complain about your fiancée’s teasing greetings. Plus, our server is a judgment-free zone where you can post baby shower gift pictures whenever you want without fear of meltdowns.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. We promise you won’t regret it!

SpellboundSMP – Say my name and get teleported to a random location in the Minecraft world!

Bewitchment, casting a spell, Charm, conjuring, Enchantment, FANTASY, hex, incantation, invoking power, location, Magic, magical name, Minecraft, mystical, mystical spell, name.., Random, sorcery, Spell, SpellboundSMP, Supernatural, teleported, witchcraft, Wizardry, world

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8025
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Potions Brewed:	182	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the Nether!

When you join this server, your name becomes a spell that can summon a herd of dancing llamas or rain down diamond blocks from the sky. It’s like Hogwarts meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and memes.

And get this, every time you say someone’s name on the server, a random mob will spawn and do a little dance for you. It’s like a twisted game of Simon Says, but with creepers and skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and unleash the chaos! Who knows, maybe your name spell will summon a giant flying pig that shoots lasers out of its eyes. The possibilities are endless, just like my mom’s meatloaf recipe.

PetPalsCraft

Animal Behavior, Bonding, Communication, Companionship, Connection, emotional intelligence, human-animal bond, pet behavior, pet care, pet communication, pet companionship., pet empathy, pet love, pet owners, pet psychology, pet relationships, Pet understanding, PetPalsCraft, Pets, Understanding

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	897
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Do you ever feel like your pet is secretly plotting against you? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special potion that allows your in-game pet to communicate with you telepathically! Imagine having your trusty Minecraft dog whispering hilarious jokes and witty comebacks in your ear as you explore the virtual world together.

Join our server and witness the epic saga of Sir Fluffykins, the heroic Minecraft cat who single-handedly defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a fish and a can-do attitude. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon the legendary Piggy McPorkchop, the swine who can outsmart any player in a game of hide-and-seek.

So come on over and experience the magic of our Minecraft server, where pets are more than just companions – they’re your partners in crime, your confidants, and your ticket to a world of endless laughter and adventure. Who knows, maybe your pet will finally reveal their master plan to take over the server and become the ultimate ruler of the pixelated realm!

Sky High Survival

air transportation, air travel, airline incidents, airline regulations, airline safety, airplane fatalities, airplane safety, Aviation (Industry), aviation accidents, aviation news, aviation safety measures, commercial airplane, flight dangers, flight mortality, flight risks, HIGH, passenger safety, plane accidents, plane crashes, SKY, Survival, travel risks, Travel Statistics

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2652
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Meteorites Collected:	0
Ores Mined:	7071	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

so, like, u ever been on a plane and thought “wow, what if i die in a fiery crash”? well, guess what, the chances just went UP! but fear not, cuz u can escape that fate by joining our EPIC minecraft server! no more worrying about plummeting to ur doom, just build ur own lil world and chillax with ur pals. plus, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. no joke. join now before the airplanes get u!

PizzaCity

Active, apply, bedrock, Chill, Community, Dedicated, Discord, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, Join, laid back, multiplayer, PizzaCity, Player Base, Server, smp, Survival, Tags: Minecraft, Vanilla, Website, Whitelist

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	564
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	51
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Runes Activated:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Are you looking for a laid-back whitelisted Bedrock SMP server with a friendly community? Look no further, we have a dedicated player base and a relatively active Discord. If you’re looking for a chill server then join today! Visit our website to apply.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I apply to join the server?	You can visit our website and fill out the application form.
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, the server is whitelisted to maintain a friendly and safe community.
How active is the Discord server?	We have a relatively active Discord server where players can chat and coordinate in-game activities.
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	The server runs on the Bedrock edition of Minecraft.

Eternal Kingdoms 1.20.2

#kroniijokes, #kroniirotic, #kronillust, #krossets, #krotime, #nsfwart, #OKTK, #ourokronii, 1.20.2, bgm, Collabs, cover, ETERNAL, fanbase, hololive, Kingdoms, love, merch, Music, originalsong, QandA, Reporting, Schedule, streaming

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1582
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Villages Defended:	11	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20

Yo, you wanna join this Minecraft server? It’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of OuroKronii! We got streams, we got memes, we got fanbase tags that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the original songs and BGMs – they’ll have you grooving like a creeper on a dance floor!

TasteTestWifey

béchamel sauce, cayenne pepper, Chef, chicken noodle soup, Communication, Cooking, creamy chicken and wild rice soup, culinary skills, Dinner, family, family dynamics, Food, food critique, home cook, kitchen, meal preparation, recipe experimentation, spice usage, taste testing, TasteTestWifey

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7918
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Divine Spears Created:	20
Mythical Swords Crafted:	25	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Are you tired of cooking amazing meals for your ungrateful family? Join our Minecraft server where all your culinary creations will be appreciated like never before!

Imagine a world where every block you place is like seasoning a dish to perfection. Our community of players will savor every build you create, just like they savor your delicious meals.

No more family members disrespecting your cooking skills by adding cayenne pepper without even tasting the dish first. On our server, your creations will be treated with the respect they deserve.

So come join us and experience a world where your culinary talents are truly valued. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual chef friend who will praise your building skills just like your real chef friend praised your cooking chops!

Y2KTeenager Minecraft SMP

adolescence, aim, Coming of Age, dial-up internet, early 2000s, emo, fashion, flip phones, internet, low rise jeans, Minecraft, Music, myspace, Nostalgia, pop culture, Pop Punk, smp, social media, Technology, teenager, trends, y2k, Y2KTeenager

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	1740
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, back in the early 2000s, being a teenager was like, soooo cray cray. But on this server, it’s like reliving those wild times but in blocky form. We have like, the craziest adventures and the most epic battles. And like, the mods are like, super cool and always throwing parties with unlimited cake and fireworks. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasure. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and shenanigans. So come join us and let’s make some memories that’ll last a lifetime, or at least until the next update wipes everything out. YOLO, amirite?

SongRentFreeCraft

#earworm, brain soundtrack, can’t stop singing, catchy tune, constant earworm., constant replay, endless loop., mental playlist, music obsession, musical addiction, musical loop, musical obsession., never-ending earworm, never-ending song, nonstop music, persistent melody, song on repeat, song stuck on repeat, SongRentFreeCraft, stuck in my head, tune stuck in my brain

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8264
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Potions Brewed:	25
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Votes:	6875	Secret Passages Found:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Star Shards Collected:	110

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate jam-packed party for your blocky adventures!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant creepers with laser eyes, riding on flying pigs that poop diamonds, and building a castle made entirely of rainbow-colored obsidian.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Jukebox Jamboree, where all the songs in your head come to life and throw the wildest dance parties you’ve ever seen. So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the music take over your Minecraft world!

AstroCraft Minecraft Server

2032, asteroid, ASTROCRAFT, Astronomy, celestial body, collision, Cosmic, discovery, Earth, Impact, Minecraft, NASA, near-Earth object, planetary defense, potential threat, Probability, risk assessment, Science, Server, SKY, Space, space exploration, Universe

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6873
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Potions Brewed:	172	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	39
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39

OMG GUYS, SO THERES THIS CRAZY ASTEROID THAT MIGHT SMASH INTO EARTH IN 2032, BUT DONT WORRY, WE FOUND A WAY TO ESCAPE! JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND BUILD A GIANT SPACESHIP TO FLY AWAY TO SAFETY! WE GOT CREEPERS AS ALIENS, ZOMBIES AS SPACE INVADERS, AND DIAMONDS AS FUEL! COME JOIN US BEFORE ITS TOO LATE AND WE ALL BECOME SPACE DUST! #ASTEROIDPARTY2022 #SAVETHEBLOCKS 🚀💎🌌

PotomacCraft: Air Traffic Control

Air, air traffic control, airport closure, Aviation, control, crashes, Delays, emergency, ground stop, Incident, investigation, News, Potomac River, PotomacCraft, Reagan National Airport, rescue operation, Safety, small aircraft, traffic, traffic control, Transportation, travel, Updates, washington dc

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	3102
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Meteorites Collected:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much chaos that even planes are crashing into rivers just to get a taste of the action! we’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground base where the llamas rule with an iron hoof. if you’re not afraid of a little turbulence, then hop on board and see if you can survive the madness. who needs a boring old airport when you can have a crash landing in our world of mayhem and mischief? come on, what are you waiting for? the llamas are calling your name!