Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is filled with wild adventures, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are always up to something ridiculous.

Join us if you want to test your skills in ways you never thought possible. From navigating through mazes filled with exploding chickens to battling giant mutant creepers, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And don’t even get us started on the quests. Rumor has it that completing the Sellen quest without using a guide will grant you the power to control the weather in-game. How did you manage to beat Sellen quest without using a guide? Only the bravest and most skilled players have been able to accomplish this feat.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will push you to your limits and make you question your sanity, look no further. Join us and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life. Just remember to bring a sense of humor and a lot of patience – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 106/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested: 417 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 9

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Crafty Blocks Minecraft Server

    Crafty Blocks Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server and prepare to have your mind blown with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players on our server stumbled upon a secret underground dungeon filled with diamonds and gold. But little did they know, the dungeon was also home to a pack of evil zombie chickens! Can you imagine the chaos that ensued? It was cluckin’ crazy!

    But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the legendary Cactus King, a prickly ruler who will challenge you to epic duels for the chance to win rare loot. And let’s not forget about our annual Pig Racing Championship, where players saddle up their swine steeds and race to the finish line for glory and bragging rights.

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as a herd of exploding sheep, then look no further. Join us today and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Goblin Markets Raided: 7 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 20 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Cosmalverse

    Cosmalverse

    Cosmalverse. The Ultimate Minecraft RPG Server is here! Go on an epic MMORPG server adventure mixed and merged with survival seamlessly.

    Explore the most unique custom world with caves and biomes unlike anything you’ve ever seen before. Fight 300+ unique mobs, 100+ bosses, and explore over 60+ dungeons. All guided with a full leveling system, build creations, custom spells, and 300+ unique crafting recipes.

    Play the ultimate minecraft rpg server today!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 6
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Lunar Scepters Activated: 10
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Goontown

    Goontown

    Goontown is a fabric modded Minecraft server! – We have lots of Minecraft mods – We have a great community – You can team up with your friends and go to war – You will have a great experience here!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 13 Dragon Eggs Found: 1729
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 16
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 48 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • F U C K K K K M – Modern Minecraft Server

    F U C K K K K M – Modern Minecraft Server
    Tired of being cooped up inside all day like a hermit crab with social anxiety? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can roam free like a majestic unicorn on a rainbow highway.

    Our server is so hot, even the lava is jealous! Explore our vast landscapes filled with towering mountains, lush forests, and mysterious caves just waiting to be plundered. And don’t worry about those pesky creepers, we’ve trained them to break dance instead of blowing up your hard work.

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots glitter out of its nostrils. And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of blocks that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in a dance-off.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let your wildest dreams come true! And remember, the only thing scarier than a creeper is missing out on all the fun.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Alien Abductions: 0 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Divine Spears Created: 29 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 2
    Chimeras Created: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • OS – tan Thread Minecraft SMP

    OS – tan Thread Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP of 2024! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the most insane challenges and quests, all while wearing top hats and monocles.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to boogie down. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to some sick beats.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server that will grant you unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But beware, the treasure is guarded by a giant chicken who challenges you to a dance-off before you can claim your riches.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures of your life!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 26
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 8 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • MomAndHubby’sMinecraftServer

    MomAndHubby’sMinecraftServer
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of family dynamics? Look no further than our server, where we promise no step-parent drama! Join us and leave all your “adult” problems behind.

    On our server, you won’t have to worry about calling anyone other than your in-game buddies your parents. We understand that family dynamics can be complicated, so we keep it simple by focusing on building epic structures and battling mobs.

    Join now and experience the freedom of not having to choose between calling someone your parent or just an adult. Our server is all about fun and games, not family therapy sessions. So come on in and let’s play Minecraft like it’s meant to be played – without any step-family drama!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 18 Magic Wands Crafted: 20
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Titanic Battles Fought: 30 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 19 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • NoGirlLeftBehindMC

    NoGirlLeftBehindMC
    Are you tired of dealing with drama llamas in your friend group? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real-life chaos! We promise no Tiffany’s allowed, especially if they show up late and forget to bring gifts for the “real couples.” Our virtual world is drama-free and full of adventure. Plus, we won’t judge your pregnancy announcement or ask if it was an accident. So come join us and leave the real-world craziness behind!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 12
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 8
    Divine Scrolls Written: 23 Dragons Tamed: 6

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • DumbGeniusMC SMP

    DumbGeniusMC SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and let your creativity run wild! We have a special area called the “Dunce Corner” where all the self-proclaimed geniuses are sent to build their own little world of delusions. Watch as they try to outsmart each other with their ridiculous builds and over-the-top grandeur. Who will be crowned the king of the Dunce Corner? Join now and find out!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13
    Dimension Hops: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 6 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Billionaire or Bust

    Billionaire or Bust
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise you the world but deliver nothing but disappointment? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

    Join our server and you’ll have the chance to win not just a million dollars, but a BILLION dollars! That’s right, we’ve rigged the system so you have a 50/50 shot at becoming a billionaire in the virtual world of Minecraft. Just imagine all the diamond blocks you could buy with that kind of cash!

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that grant you three wishes each. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want a castle made entirely of emerald blocks? Consider it done. The possibilities are endless when you’re rolling in virtual dough.

    So why settle for mediocrity when you can take a chance at becoming the richest player in Minecraft history? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with riches, dragons, and more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Dragons Tamed: 7
    Treasure Maps Found: 7 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 8
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0
    Orbs of Power Found: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • PagerWar Minecraft Server

    PagerWar Minecraft Server
    OMG u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like the wildest party in Minecraft history! We got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers doing the Macarena! Plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of his wand.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the Hezbollah leader said our pager attacks were a declaration of war! That’s right, we’re so hardcore that even world leaders are taking notice. So come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever! Just watch out for those pesky Endermen, they’re always trying to steal our diamonds.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 6 New Chunks Explored: 68170
    Titanic Battles Fought: 13 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 216

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • CraftyPrideLand

    CraftyPrideLand
    OMG u guys u gotta join dis minecraft server, it’s so lit u won’t even believe it! we got unicorns flying around, rainbow sheep giving out diamonds, and a secret underground club where all the mobs party together!

    But wait, there’s more! we also have a portal that takes u to a dimension where u can ride on giant rainbow slugs and battle evil gummy bears. Plus, every full moon, a magical unicorn parade goes through the server, giving out enchanted armor and weapons to all players.

    And get this, rumor has it that if u find the hidden treasure chest at the bottom of the ocean, u’ll unlock special powers that let u fly without wings and breathe underwater like a fish.

    So come join us on this epic adventure, where anything is possible and the fun never ends! Just watch out for the evil parliament passing anti-LGBTQ+ laws, they might try to ban all the unicorns and rainbows!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 20
    Crops Grown: 2500 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Gut Brain Craft: Neuro Fun Land

    Gut Brain Craft: Neuro Fun Land
    so u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? bro, let me tell u, dis place is like da gut-brain axis of da gaming world. we got all da coolest mods and plugins to make ur brain explode with excitement.

    imagine a world where u can ride on giant flying pigs while shooting rainbow lasers out of ur eyes. dat’s what dis server is all about, baby.

    not only dat, but we also have a secret potion dat can make u invincible for 69 hours straight. yeah, u heard me right. 69 hours of pure, unadulterated power.

    oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon dat farts diamonds? yep, u can thank me later.

    so what are u waiting for? join dis server now and experience da most mind-blowing, gut-brain axis adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 49 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Haunted Chests Opened: 8 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 20
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Enchanted Forests Planted: 4
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3
    Rune Stones Activated: 4 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Dingo Den Junior High School

    Dingo Den Junior High School

    Our Story Founded by passionate Minecraft players, Dingo Den SMP was built with the idea of fostering a tight-knit, welcoming community where creativity and collaboration thrive. What started as a small group of friends sharing adventures has grown into a dynamic server full of unique builds, exciting gameplay, and a player-first approach.

    Our goal is simple: to provide a survival multiplayer experience that remains true to Minecraft’s roots while adding new layers of excitement and customization through carefully curated plugins, community-driven events, and a fair economy. We focus on fairness, fun, and friendship, and we believe every player, whether you’re a builder, a redstone engineer, or an adventurer, can find a place in our world.

    WE ARE ACTIVELY LOOKING FOR STAFF

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 4
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 138 Haunted Chests Opened: 4
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 90
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Gotrix Network

    Gotrix Network

    Welcome to Gotrix Network!

    Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on our server, running on version 1.20+! Choose your path with exciting gamemodes such as: Survival, SkyBlock, SkyGens and KitPvP.

    As a Cracked Server, everyone can join — no minecraft purchase required! We also enforce a strict no-cheating policy to ensure a fair play environment. Join Gotrix Network today and dive into the fun!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 8
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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