SelfLoathingCraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, dancing creepers, and flying pigs!

Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to visit. We have secret underground caves filled with treasure, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a diamond block shaped like a llama wearing sunglasses.

But that’s not all! We have a special potion that turns you into a block of cheese for 24 hours. Imagine the fun you’ll have rolling around the server as a giant block of cheddar!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and prepare for the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright absurd Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	24
Void Armor Forged:	12	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1175	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Meteorites Collected:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Towns Built:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Void Armor Forged:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Mines Excavated:	2690
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Void Armor Forged:	28
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Emeralds Found:	278
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

FrontierSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Magic Items Found:	5931
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

InfiniteMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Zombie Dances:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Warden City

Survival

Warden City only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	48	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

AllianceCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	42	Magic Crystals Found:	16

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

EnchantMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Survival

EnchantMC.com is a fresh Pixelmon Server played by SpicyHindu. Join us today on Pixelmon Reforged v8.4.2!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/enchantmc.1918096! IP: squirtle.enchantmc.com Website: https://enchantmc.com Plugins installed on server: Pixelmon, GTS, Nucleus

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

MinnesotaMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.MinessiiMC, is a Minecraft Java Edition/Bedrock network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Alien Abductions:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.