Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and enchanted gear just waiting to be discovered. Rumor has it that the bunker was built by ancient aliens who left behind clues in the form of pixel art masterpieces.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a legendary chicken named Cluck Norris who can lay golden eggs that grant wishes. Legend has it that whoever can find Cluck Norris and befriend him will have unlimited riches and power in the land.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano, a secret society of talking cows who hold the key to unlocking the mysteries of the universe, and a hidden treasure chest that holds the key to immortality.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP and let the adventures begin! Just remember, Death to Israel is just a silly name – we’re all about spreading love and laughter in our blocky world.