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Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 6877 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 45 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 38 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 | Love Letters Sent: | 20 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 | Star Shards Collected: | 270 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
Animals Bred: | 47 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Bacon Dimension, where pigs fly and bacon grows on trees. You can ride a bacon-powered rocket ship to explore this deliciously wacky world.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that come your way. Plus, they throw the best llama dance parties this side of the Nether.
So why waste your time on boring old servers when you could be living it up in a world of unicorns, bacon, and ninja llamas? Join us today and let the ridiculousness begin!