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Fantasy Isles 1.21.2

1.21.2, alchemy lab, crew directory., Dark Claw Beast Weapon, Extra Drops Campaign, FANTASY, gbf advanced search, gbf grid and teambuilding, granblue fantasy, Granblue Fantasy FES 2024, granblue fantasy toolbox, Grand Raphael, Grand Yatima, Holy Night’s Starring Light outfit, Isles, Negima Collab, New Year’s Special, Orologia summon, Qilin Saint Koku, rise of the beasts, Sandalphon character song Orison, Skyscope Winter Missions, Snake Zodiac Indra, Surprise Ticket, unite & fight, wiki advanced grids, Zodiac Anni Event

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3905
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	4808
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

Yo, bros and broettes! Have you heard about this lit Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of llamas on a rollercoaster? Join us for a crazy time that’s more bonkers than a creeper in a disco!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle, ride pigs, and battle zombies with diamond swords. This server is like a virtual paradise for gamers who want to escape reality and dive into a pixelated wonderland.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got events that are more hype than a Ender Dragon rave, with prizes that will make you scream louder than a ghast. Plus, our community is as friendly as a pack of wolves in a snow biome.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s make Minecraft great again! Don’t be a noob, be a pro and conquer the blocky universe with us!

Game Fixer Minecraft SMP

assassins, base, cabinet, Coma, defcon.1, donnie, DONNY, election, Fixer, Fixing Games Part 1, Game, Gangs, johnny gat, Keith David, Kinzie, masked assassin, Matt, Miami, Minecraft, Monica Hughes, Nuke, president, Rally, rival candidates, Saints, saints row 4, secretary of transportation, security compromised, serious moments, Shaundi, showdown, SILAS, smp

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	8699
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1128
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	5

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us in our wild world where you can become the president of our virtual city, just like in Saints Row 4. Take down rival candidates, recruit your cabinet (with Donnie as the secretary of transportation, of course), and face off against masked assassins sent by your enemies.

But wait, there’s more! As you progress through the game, you’ll uncover shocking secrets and betrayals, like when Shaundi saves you from an assassin only to end up in a coma herself. And just when you think you’ve seen it all, Keith David reveals himself as the mastermind behind it all, kidnapping Kinzie and leading you on a mission to save her.

Gear up, team up with your fellow players, and get ready for an adventure unlike any other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even come face to face with a familiar face under that mysterious mask… Join us now for a Minecraft SMP experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and on the edge of your seat!

ERvisitMinecraftServer

avoiding husband, communication problems, emotional response, ER visit, ERvisitMinecraftServer, feeling disrespected, feeling hurt, feeling ignored, feeling neglected, feeling unappreciated, feeling unimportant, feeling unloved, lack of empathy, lack of support, new apartment, Pain, putting in effort, relationship issues, running errands, tiredness, upset feelings

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	6446
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Runes Activated:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Falling into the Void:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that will cure your real-life drama? Look no further than our server! We promise that joining us will make you forget all about your husband’s tired feet and your mysterious left side pain. Our virtual world is so engaging, you won’t even have time to think about real-life problems.

Join us now and immerse yourself in a world where the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard at our ridiculous in-game shenanigans. Who needs a doctor when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Don’t be upset, be entertained by joining our server today!

GiftTagGateCraft

Boundaries, children, christmas, Christmas traditions, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Disappointment, family, family dynamics, generational differences, gift giving, gift tags, GiftTagGateCraft, guilt tripping, holiday, long distance, mother-in-law, online shopping, Personalization, Presents

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9588
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any sneaky grandmas trying to steal credit for your hard-earned loot! Imagine logging in to find all your diamond armor labeled “from grandma” – the horror! But fear not, on our server, you can rest assured that all your treasures will be rightfully yours, no grandma tags allowed.

Join us for epic battles, hilarious adventures, and a grandma-free gaming experience. Don’t let anyone ruin your Minecraft Christmas – come play with us and keep your loot safe from meddling grannies. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SlimPickaxe SMP

body image, body positivity, self esteem, SlimPickaxe, smp, social interactions, transformation, weight loss, weight loss challenges, weight loss changes, weight loss community, weight loss confidence, weight loss empowerment, weight loss experiences, weight loss impact, weight loss journey, weight loss mindset, weight loss motivation, weight loss reflections, weight loss success, weight loss support, weight loss transformation

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9591
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, the other day I was mining for diamonds and I found this secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats, like what even is that?! And then I saw a creeper doing the Macarena, like, I can’t even make this stuff up!

But seriously, if you join this SMP, you’ll be treated like royalty, like people will bow down to you and give you all the diamonds you could ever want. It’s like a weight loss program, but for your Minecraft skills. People will be like “OMG, is that the legendary builder from that crazy SMP?!” And you’ll be like “Yeah, that’s me, bow down peasants!”

So come join us on this wild ride of epic proportions, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion, but who’s counting?) Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly special, where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!

DreamCraft: Morning Brain Farts

bizarre ideas, Brain, curious mind, DreamCraft, eccentric reflections, farts, morning, morning thoughts, odd musings, offbeat ideas, outlandish musings, peculiar morning thoughts, quirky brainwaves, quirky ponderings, random thoughts, strange thoughts, strange waking thoughts, surreal waking thoughts, unconventional thinking, unique thoughts, unusual reflections, unusual waking thoughts, waking up, weird thoughts

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	3703
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Endless Night Skies:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Players Killed by Monsters:	3099

Are you tired of waking up with boring thoughts like “What should I have for breakfast?” or “Do I really have to go to work today?” Well, join our Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild with the weirdest thoughts you’ve ever had after waking up!

Picture this: you wake up in a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible – even riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a giant statue of a chicken on top of a mountain, a secret portal to a land of infinite cake will open up. And if you manage to tame a wild wolf and teach it how to do the Macarena, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.

So why waste your mornings on mundane thoughts when you could be living out your wildest dreams on our server? Join now and let the weirdness begin!

Operation Surgeon Swearers

Accuracy, Behavior, buzz wire, childrens game, Competition, completion rate, concentration, dexterity, hand-eye coordination, hospital staff, medical professionals, Nurses, Operation, Performance, Physicians, research, skill, SPEED, study, Surgeon, Surgeons, Swearers, swearing

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	6417
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Votes:	9894	Gods Slained:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	77
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We got surgeons up in here showing off their mad skills like they playing Operation on a kid’s buzzy wire game! Can you believe it? 84% of these surgeons can complete the game in just 5 minutes, beating out all them other hospital peeps like physicians and nurses! And get this, they also swear like sailors while they playing, with 50% of them dropping F-bombs left and right! It’s like a freakin’ circus up in here, so come join the fun and see if you got what it takes to hang with these surgical savages!

Survival without everything Minecraft server

Adventure, Community, Creative, Economy, Factions, Fun, Hardcore, Minecraft, Minigames, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Survival Without Everything, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9249
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

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Crafty Tavern 1.21

alcohol, alcohol abuse, alcohol addiction, alcohol consumption, alcohol recovery, alcohol tolerance, alcoholic beverages, alcoholism, Beer, binge drinking, cocktails, Crafty, Drinking, dude alcohol, liquor, partying, sober living, social drinking, Spirits, substance abuse, TAVERN, wine

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	6726
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Void Gems Collected:	16	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a party on steroids, but without the actual steroids, ya feel me?

We got so many cool plugins and mods that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, your mind will be blown into a million tiny pieces and then put back together in a way that makes you question reality. It’s like Inception, but with blocks and creepers.

And the community on this server is lit AF! We’ve got players from all over the world, coming together to build epic structures, go on crazy adventures, and just have a good time. It’s like a virtual United Nations, but with more explosions and less politics.

So, what are you waiting for? Join the madness, join the mayhem, join the absolute chaos that is DUDEALCOHOL Minecraft server! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.

D e g r e e s – M i n e c r a f t S M P

bachelors degree, competency test, Credentials, Degrees, education, employment, Evaluation, Experience, hiring process, job market, job performance, job requirements, Job Search, knowledge, qualifications, quantum physics, Recruitment, selection process., skills assessment, Workforce

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	3265
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Love Letters Sent:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Votes:	7127
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Are you tired of job applications asking for useless degrees like quantum physics when all you want to do is play Minecraft all day? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! We don’t care if you have a degree in underwater basket weaving or advanced llama grooming, as long as you can mine and craft like a pro.

Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, ridiculous building competitions where the only limit is your imagination, and secret quests that will take you to the depths of the Nether and beyond. Who needs a job when you can be the master of your own blocky universe?

So ditch the boring job applications and come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe even a few explosions (we promise they’re all in good fun). Who needs a bachelor’s degree when you have a diamond pickaxe and a dream?

GiftRejectCraft

Air B&B, Amazon, christmas, Communication Issues, Cornwall, damaged present, estranged sister, family conflict, family dynamics, GiftRejectCraft, holiday traditions, Japan, lemon drizzle gin, Postage, regifting, rejecting gift, replacement gift, scotland, Siblings, UK geography, useful gift

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	8883
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	6399	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape family drama? Look no further than our server! We promise no passive-aggressive gifts or toxic relationships here. Join us for a drama-free gaming experience where the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers and zombies!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax without any family drama following you around. Plus, we have a special lemon drizzle gin-themed area for those who need a little extra pick-me-up after dealing with difficult relatives. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new Minecraft family to spend the holidays with!

So come join us and leave the family drama behind. Our server is the perfect escape for anyone looking for a fun and lighthearted gaming experience. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be blocking is arrows, not family members!

NoobToProMinecraftSMP

beginner experiences, beginner’s mindset, hobby exploration, hobby journey, hobby revelations, hobby surprises, hobby transformation, learning curve, new skills, NoobToProMinecraftSMP, personal growth, Self Discovery, skill development, Starting from scratch, unexpected challenges, unexpected discoveries, unexpected insights, unexpected learning, unexpected lessons

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	4830
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	439
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	27
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, I started playing and I learned that if you punch a tree, you can get wood! Can you believe it? I had no idea trees were hiding wood inside them this whole time!

But wait, there’s more! I also learned that if you mix sand and gravel together, you get concrete! Like, mind blown, right? Who knew you could make your own building materials in Minecraft? It’s like DIY but in a virtual world!

And get this, on this server, there’s a secret underground city where all the villagers live in luxury and throw parties every night! I heard they even have a pet dragon that breathes fire and cooks marshmallows for them. Like, how crazy is that?

So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where you’ll learn the most unexpected and mind-blowing things, then you HAVE to join this server! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyKindness

acts of goodwill, appreciation, compassion, CraftyKindness, Generosity, gratefulness, heartwarming moments., Kindness, kindness changes lives., kindness is contagious, kindness matters, kindness never forgotten, kindness of strangers, memorable acts, positive impact, random acts of kindness, selfless deeds, small acts of kindness, spreading love, touching experiences, unforgettable gestures

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6830
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	14

Have you ever had someone build a giant statue of you made entirely out of diamond blocks in Minecraft? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! Join us and experience the joy of having virtual strangers shower you with gifts and praise in the most ridiculous ways possible. Who needs real-life kindness when you can have pixelated extravagance? Join now and bask in the glory of being worshipped like a Minecraft deity!

SyriaCraft: Jihadi Alert!

ALERT, British, Counter-terror, extremism, high alert, homeland security, intelligence, ISIS supporters, Jihadi, jihadi attacks, law enforcement, Monitoring, national security, Police, Prevention, radicalization, SECURITY, Syria, SyriaCraft, Terrorism, threat, uk, vigilance

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	569
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Dimension Hops:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	3872
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off jihadi zombies from syria!!! counter-terror police are on high alert but we got this covered with our epic skills and teamwork. join us and be a hero in the fight against the evil jihadi zombies. plus, we have the best virtual snacks in town, unlimited virtual pizza and virtual soda for all players. don’t miss out on the action, join now and save the world from the jihadi zombie apocalypse!!!

Mystic Realm Quest 1.21.3

1.21.3, adult content, desire, enjoyment, Exploration, FANTASY, foursome, fulfillment, group sex, harems, Intimacy, multiple partners, mystic, Open-mindedness, Pleasure, Polyamory, Quest, Realm, relationships, satisfaction, sex scenes, sexual liberation, taboo, Variety

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6836
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	8831
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Star Shards Collected:	187
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Yo, bro, if you’re tired of boring ol’ harems with no foursome action, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got so many players on here, it’s like a freakin’ harem up in this virtual world.

You can enjoy all the fun and chaos of a harem, but with the added bonus of building epic structures and battling mobs.

Who needs just one waifu when you can have a whole squad of blocky babes to chill with?

Don’t miss out on the craziest harem experience in Minecraft history – join now and get ready for some wild adventures!

Players:	97/200	Votes:	3914
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Mines Excavated:	4795
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0