SelfishCraft Minecraft Server

Boyfriend, comprehension level, destination wedding, eloping, ENGAGEMENT, exclusion, experiences, facebook group, family, inclusion, less fortunate, mentally disabled, milestone, Minecraft, relationship, selfish, selfish bitch, SelfishCraft, Selfishness, Server, sister, Understanding, Wedding

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7885
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Crops Grown:	7021
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Dragons Tamed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	144
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all the drama and craziness of real life! Just like this wild family story, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns that will keep you on your toes.

Join us and build your own virtual world where you don’t have to worry about including anyone else – unless, of course, you want to! You can elope with your in-game partner, explore new destinations, and create your own epic wedding without any interference from overbearing family members.

Forget about being called a selfish bitch – on our server, you have the right to be as selfish as you want! So come on in and let your creativity run wild, because the only drama here is the kind you create for yourself. See you in the game!

BoomCraft Minecraft Server

Assassination, Attack, bomb explosion, BOOMCRAFT, Conflict, current events, death, explosion, extremism, kills, leader, Minecraft, Moscow, Moscow bombing, News, Paramilitary, paramilitary leader, pro-Russian, russia, Server, Terrorism, Tragedy, violence

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4518
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	22	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Dimension Hops:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s so lit, it’s like a bomb explosion in Moscow, but in a good way! Join us and you’ll be as powerful as a pro-Russian paramilitary leader, except you won’t get blown up.

We’ve got so much to offer, like diamond armor that makes you invincible, and enchanted weapons that can shoot fireballs. Plus, our community is so tight, it’s like a secret underground bunker where we plot world domination (just kidding…or are we?).

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the thrill of a lifetime. Who needs real life when you can have all this epicness in Minecraft? Let’s get this party started, baby!

BorderCraft: No Tariffs, Just Blocks

Agreement, blocks, border, border control, BorderCraft, Conflict, Deal, Dispute, Economy, Government, immigration, international relations, mexico, negotiations, Politics, resolution, SECURITY, Tariffs, Trade, Troops, trump, united states

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2410
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Divine Spears Created:	15	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3803	Villages Defended:	19
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	340
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Void Gems Collected:	11	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls bigger than trump’s ego! we got so many troops at the border, you’ll think you stumbled into a war zone! but don’t worry, we’re just protecting our diamonds from those pesky creepers. plus, we have a secret tunnel system that leads straight to the nether realm, where you can battle fiery demons and collect rare loot. so grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest adventure of your life! #buildthewall #minecraftborderpatrol #netheradventures

Brainy Block Busters

BLOCK, brain health, Brains, Brainy, Busters, contamination, ENTERING, Environment, environmental impact, health, human health, marine life, microplastic particles, microplastic pollution, microplastics, neurological effects, plastic particles, plastic pollution, plastic waste, Pollution, pollution prevention, toxic substances, water contamination

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	7966
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3

join dis epic minecraft server where u can escape from da microplastics that are entering our brains!!! our server is protected by a magical forcefield that keeps all microplastics out, so u can mine and build in peace without worrying about ur brain getting invaded!!! also, did we mention dat we have flying pigs dat drop diamonds?? yea, u heard dat right, FLYING PIGS WITH DIAMONDS. so come join us and have a wacky good time on our server, where da only thing entering ur brain is pure fun!!!

StunnerNetwork

Adventure, Community, Cross-Play, Custom Features, EXCITEMENT, Experience, game modes, gameplay, high quality, Join, KitPvP, Lag-free, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, Performance, PvP, Server, StunnerNetwork, Survival, Unique

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	5967
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	3365
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Stunner Network is a high-quality Minecraft server offering a unique and exciting gameplay experience. With a strong community, custom features, and lag-free performance, we provide the best environment for players to enjoy. Whether you love survival, minigames, or custom game modes, Stunner Network has something for everyone. Join now and become part of the adventure.

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Whispered Secrets 1.20.6

1.20.6, behind closed doors, Classified, Confidential, Covert, covert communication, discreet communication, discretion, gossip, hush-hush., insider knowledge, off the record, Private, privileged information, rumor, secret, Secrets, Sensitive, undercover, undisclosed, undisclosed information., undisclosed source, whispered

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2542
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Dimension Hops:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as your grandma’s cookies? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land filled with majestic castles, epic battles, and magical creatures galore. But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots lasers out of its eyes. I know, I know, it sounds too good to be true, but trust me, this server is the real deal. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

ShowerCraftNoBFs

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7428
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Mines Excavated:	4073
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Are you tired of dealing with awkward situations in your own home? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your own virtual paradise!

Imagine a world where you never have to worry about your sister’s boyfriend invading your personal space while you shower. On our server, you can shower in peace without any unwanted guests barging in.

No need to lock the bathroom door or worry about your clothes getting soaked – in our Minecraft world, everything stays dry no matter how steamy the showers get!

Join us and build your own private oasis where you can relax and unwind without any interruptions. Say goodbye to awkward encounters and hello to a stress-free gaming experience.

So why wait? Join our server now and start building the ultimate sanctuary where you can shower in peace and never have to deal with unwanted visitors again!

BodySwapCraft

BodyswapCraft

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6249
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48	Chimeras Created:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Zombie Dances:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where wishes come true! If a genie granted you a wish to change one part of your body, why not choose to join our server and change your Minecraft character’s body instead?

Imagine having the power to transform into any creature you desire, from a majestic unicorn to a ferocious dragon. Or maybe you’d prefer to have the ability to shoot fireballs from your fingertips or fly through the sky like a superhero.

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the magical genie lamp hidden deep within our server. Once you find it, you can make your wildest dreams a reality and become the ultimate Minecraft master. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the wishes begin!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

approach, Business, buy Canadian sentiment, Canadian companies, Canadian economy, Canadian products, companies, CraftyCanuck, economic policy, Economy, Exports, global trade, Government, Imports, international trade, Minecraft, North America, Politics, protectionism, Server, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7727
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	New Chunks Explored:	809223
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

so, liek, u know how there’s all this talk about tariffs and stuff, right? well, this server is all about supporting the ‘buy Canadian sentiment’! we got all the maple syrup and poutine u could ever want, eh! join us and show ur love for all things Canadian, eh! plus, we got a secret underground hockey rink where u can battle it out with ur friends for ultimate bragging rights, eh! come join us and let’s show those tariffs who’s boss, eh!

MineTrumpBorderTroop

#announcement, Agreement, border, decision, Economy, Government, immigration, international relations, mexico, mexico city, MineTrumpBorderTroop, Négotiation, paused, Politics, Sheinbaum, Tariffs, temporary, Trade, troop deployment, trump, united states

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	5289
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Potions Brewed:	26	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

so like, this server is like, so epic that even Trump had to pause his tariffs on Mexico for a month just to play on it. Sheinbaum was like, “OMG, this server is so lit, I gotta announce a troop border deployment just to protect it!” Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever. We have unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret diamond mine guarded by ninja turtles. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and become a legend on this epic server!

Plastic Brainz R Us

brain health, brain microplastics, brain tissue, Brainz, environmental contamination, environmental impact, environmental research, microplastic pollution, microplastics, nanoplastic pollution, nanoplastics, neurodegenerative diseases, Neurotoxicity, Plastic, plastic debris, plastic ingestion, plastic particles, plastic pollution, plastic waste, Pollution, postmortem brains, toxicology

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	456
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
New Chunks Explored:	150897	Dragon Eggs Found:	9988
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

yo, dis server be lit fam! we got so many microplastics and nanoplastics in da brain tissue, it’s like playin Minecraft on another level, literally! join dis server if u wanna level up ur brain game and become a plastic mastermind. plus, we got a secret underground lab where we conduct experiments on plastic-infused mobs, it’s wild yo. come join da fun and let’s get plastic fantastic together!

Rolium

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9656
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

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Respectful Explorer 1.20.5

1.20.5, Based, body count, Cool, DOMINATING, dumb dog, emotional connection, Explorer, Feral, Friends, Human, husband, Instinct, love, rare, Respect, respectful, sex, sexting, simping, Slave, VIRGINITY

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2227
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	9908	Holy Grails Found:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	4936	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Join our Minecraft server if you’re tired of men who only care about sex! We prefer virgins, but even if you’re not, we’ll still accept you as long as you’re not a feral dumb dog. Our server is all about emotional connections and dominating positions, just like in real life. Find your based man on our server and fall in love with them quickly, just like the OP did with her husband. We’re a rare breed, just like those cool men, so come join us before it’s too late!

HypocriteGamer420 – Minecraft SMP

Backstabbing, BETRAYAL, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, Disingenuous, double standards, fake behavior, fake friends, fraud, fraudulence, holier-than-thou, Hypocrisy, Hypocrite, HypocriteGamer420, insincerity, Minecraft, moral superiority, Phony, Pretense, sanctimonious, smp, two-faced

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8983
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server, it’s like a whole new level of craziness. Like, the admin once banned someone for building a house out of dirt because he said it was “offensive to the dirt block community”. I mean, who even thinks of that, right?

But that’s not even the best part. They have this rule where you can only mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe while wearing a pumpkin on your head. Yeah, I know, it sounds insane but trust me, it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Plus, they have this secret underground club where they host dance parties every Saturday night. It’s lit, bro.

And don’t even get me started on the pet policy. You have to tame a creeper as your pet and if it blows up, you have to write a eulogy for it in the server chat. It’s like a whole emotional rollercoaster, man.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s completely bonkers and will have you laughing your butt off, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

AbstainCraft2024

#voter apathy, 2024 general election, AbstainCraft2024, abstained voters, civic responsibility, Decision making, Democracy, democratic values, election impact, Electoral Process, political activism, political beliefs, Political Engagement, political participation, public opinion, social commentary, voter disillusionment, voter turnout, voting behavior, Voting eligible Americans, voting rights

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	5896
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Chimeras Created:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	11

Are you feeling like you missed out on the biggest party of the year? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to make up for it! Join us and experience a world where voting actually matters… for building the coolest structures and battling epic mobs! Who needs politics when you can create your own virtual kingdom and rule with an iron pickaxe?

Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a former presidential candidate who lost the election and is seeking revenge on all those who didn’t vote. So if you want to avoid being targeted by a giant fire-breathing lizard, you better join our server ASAP!

Don’t be a Minecraft hermit like those non-voting Americans, come join us and let your creativity run wild!

CanuckCraft Minecraft Server

Canada, Canadian perspective, CanuckCraft, Diplomacy, Dispute Resolution, economic policy, foreign relations, global economy, government stance, international trade, Minecraft, Négotiation, North America, Politics, Server, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade policies, trade talks, trade tensions, trade war

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	6739
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Love Letters Sent:	18
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18

so like, u know how canada is all like, “we won’t negotiate on trade war”? well, on this epic minecraft server, we don’t negotiate on FUN! join us and trade resources, battle epic monsters, and build the craziest structures you can imagine!

rumor has it, the server is guarded by a giant talking moose who will grant you three wishes if you can beat him in a dance-off. plus, every full moon, a magical poutine buffet appears in the town square for all players to enjoy.

come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft adventure ever! who needs trade negotiations when you’ve got diamond swords and enchanted pickaxes? let’s do this, eh!