SelfHateGoneMinecraftSMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4122
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Farms Harvested:	934	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of being a boring old Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, join our wacky SMP where you can be a flying potato with a top hat! Yes, you heard that right, a flying potato with a top hat!

Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King who rules over the land with an iron feather. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you will be granted the power to turn any block into a giant cake!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons breakdance like there’s no tomorrow. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the rare unicorn llama that farts rainbows and shoots fireworks from its ears.

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP and embrace your inner flying potato with a top hat!

MineCraftyLoveBug

#better half, babe, baby, Beloved, boo, companion, Darling, Dear, Honey, love, Lover, MineCraftyLoveBug, Nickname, OTHER HALF, partner, Significant Other, soulmate, Spouse, sweetheart, sweetie, terms of endearment

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2068
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	105	Players Killed by Monsters:	6973
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Magic Items Found:	7741
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	19

Are you tired of your partner calling you boring old “babe” or “honey”? Well, on our Minecraft server, your partner can call you by your epic in-game username like “DiamondDestroyer69” or “CreeperSlayer9000”! Join us for a chance to spice up your relationship with some hilarious and outrageous nicknames!

BonusCraft: Evergreen Shipyard

20 months, appreciation, Benefits, BONUS, BonusCraft, Company, compensation, employees, evergreen, Financial, GIANT, incentive, Industry, loyalty, Maritime, Pay, Rewards, shipping, Shipyard, Staff, taiwan, Year End

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	1200
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	New Chunks Explored:	606769
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Divine Spears Created:	12	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	114
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10

lol imagine getting PAID 20 months’ worth of money in just ONE BONUS at this EPIC Minecraft server! like, forget about mining for diamonds, we’re mining for CASH, baby!

our server is so LIT, even the Taiwan shipping giant Evergreen is like, “we gotta get in on this action!” they’re giving their staff MAD bonuses just to join our server and build some sick ships or something.

come join us and get that FAT paycheck while you build the craziest creations you can think of. who needs diamonds when you can have DOLLAR BILLS, amirite? let’s get this BREAD, gamers!

Kelp Kingdom: Seeding & Depth

Aquaculture, biomass yield, cultivation methods, Depth, environmental impact, Kelp, Kingdom, marine agriculture, marine biodiversity, Marine Biology, marine conservation, marine ecology, marine research, marine resources, northeast Atlantic, ocean farming, Saccharina latissima, seaweed cultivation, seaweed farming, seeding, small-scale cultivation, sugar kelp, sustainable farming, water depth

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	3078
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Farms Harvested:	259	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join a minecraft server that will blow ur mind?? well u gotta join this one cuz it’s like no other! we got sugar kelp that’s so big u can ride it like a boat! we experimented with different ways to plant it and how deep to put it in the water, and let me tell u, the results were INSANE!

come join us and see for urself how crazy things can get on this server. u won’t believe ur eyes when u see the size of our kelp forest. it’s like a jungle down there, but underwater! trust me, u won’t regret joining this server. it’s a wild ride from start to finish. so what are u waiting for? come join us now and see what all the hype is about!

Unite

Griefing Stealing Trust-based Discord Apply-here Channel Rules Community Friendly Active Economy Plugins PVP Events Creative Shop Land-claim Builds Minigames Adults-only, smp, unite

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2575
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Towns Built:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Magic Items Found:	7270	Emeralds Found:	5050

Minecraft Server Overview:

Server IP	unitesmp.modrinth.gg
Apply Here	https://discord.gg/scWnGnhTDQ

This is a 1.21.1 survival SMP. Griefing and stealing is not allowed. The server is whitelisted and trust based! If you would like to apply, join the Discord server above and apply at the #apply-here channel!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing and stealing are not allowed on this server.
How can I apply to join the server?	Join the Discord server provided and apply at the #apply-here channel.
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is running on Minecraft version 1.21.1.

Zionist Kingdom 1.20.2

$2.5 Billion, 1.20.2, Best Life, controversy, corrupt, first term, influence, ivanka trump, Jared Kushner, Kingdom, Kushner family, MAGA, Middle East relations., political corruption, political ties, Politics, power, Saudi Arabia, scandal, Trump administration, wealth, zionist, Zionist husband

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	7439
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Divine Spears Created:	23
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, Ivanka Trump is out here living her best life, thanks to her hubby Jared Kushner scoring a whopping $2.5 BILLION from Saudi Arabia during Trump’s corrupt first term.

I mean, if that’s not a reason to join this server, I don’t know what is! Come on, man, let’s make Minecraft great again! #MAGA

Don’t miss out on all the crazy shenanigans and wild adventures waiting for you on this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

WifePhoneSecrets Minecraft Server

aita, breach of trust, business trip, Cheating, Communication Issues, coworker relationships, digital privacy, ESH, hidden folders, Infidelity, invasion of privacy, long term relationship, marriage troubles, Minecraft, nude selfies, relationship problems, Server, snapchat, suspicious behavior, trust issues, WifePhoneSecrets

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7282
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your wife’s Snapchat escapades? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like this Reddit post.

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re exploring the vast world or getting caught up in some scandalous pixelated affairs. Who needs nudes on a phone when you can have epic battles and secret alliances on our server?

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as thrilling as finding hidden photos on your partner’s phone. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Just remember, always keep your Minecraft secrets safe and sound, unlike some people we know… 😉

BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk

Assertiveness, BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk, body image, body shaming, Boundaries, Communication, Confidence, diabetes, discomfort, emotional wellbeing, family dynamics, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, intervention, personal space, relationship issues, Respect, self esteem, self-care, Support, weight loss

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	9656
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	189	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	78	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Divine Spears Created:	15	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Are you tired of dealing with body-shaming comments from your partner’s family? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your size doesn’t matter and your only worry is building the coolest virtual castle!

On our server, you can eat as many virtual snacks as you want without anyone judging you. In fact, we encourage it! Our virtual world is a safe space where you can be yourself without fear of body-shaming comments from anyone.

Plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest virtual cake in the server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a virtual unicorn through a rainbow-filled land. Who needs real-life drama when you can have that kind of fun in Minecraft?

So come join us and leave the body-shamers behind. Let’s build a world where everyone is accepted and where the only thing that matters is having a good time. See you in the virtual world!

YoonCraft: Resisting MartialLaw

authoritarianism, bid, civil rights, constitutional crisis, Democracy, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, justice system, law enforcement, Legal System, martial law, MartialLaw, opposition, political leadership, political turmoil, Political unrest, protest, resist arrest, Resisting, Rule of Law, south korea, yoon, YoonCraft

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8488
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Void Armor Forged:	29	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Enchantments Applied:	100

So, like, you know how South Korea is all serious and stuff? Well, not on this server, bro! We got Yoon, the ultimate rebel, causing chaos and resisting arrest like a boss. Join our server and help Yoon take down the oppressive government with your epic building skills and mad PvP abilities. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide from the authorities and plan our next move. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. Join now and be part of the revolution, dude!

PixelVascular Quest

PixelVascular, Quest

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8772
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Mines Excavated:	3424	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Haunted Chests Opened:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a magical all-optical 3D photoacoustic scanner that lets you see INSIDE the game in REAL TIME! see all the microvascular changes happening in your blocky world, like diabetes and inflammation – it’s like having x-ray vision but in minecraft!

watch as your friends marvel at your superpowers and become the ultimate ruler of the server with your newfound abilities. join now for the most mind-blowing minecraft experience of your life!

Conquest SMP

Adventure, Backpacks, Challenges, Community, Conquest, Contests, Discord, Enchantments, Environment, Events, Friendly, innovate, Join, Machines, Magic, Minecraft, Plugins, PvP, Server, smp, Technology, Towny, Upgrades

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	4853
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	8449	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Enchantments Applied:	253	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Animals Bred:	132
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	42
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45

Conquest SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Features	SMP
Plugins	Slimefun, Towny
Version	1.20
Community	Friendly and welcoming

FAQ

What is Slimefun?

Slimefun is a plugin that adds technology and magic to the Minecraft experience. It allows players to craft advanced machines, enchantments, and unique items.

What can I do with backpack upgrades?

Backpack upgrades provide additional inventory space for players to carry more items. You can customize and upgrade your backpacks over time.

How do custom enchants work?

Custom enchantments enhance your gear with unique abilities beyond what vanilla Minecraft offers. These enchantments can give you advantages like fire resistance, increased speed, and more.

Can I automate tasks in the game?

Yes, you can create machines to automate resource generation, crafting processes, farming, and defense systems. Slimefun allows you to automate various aspects of gameplay.

What is Towny?

Towny is a plugin that allows players to form towns, build empires, and engage in PvP battles. It works well with Slimefun to create self-sustaining communities.

How can I join the server?

You can join the server by using the Discord link provided in the overview. Join the friendly community for an exciting Minecraft 1.20 adventure!

MysticCraftGuild 1.20

abema.tv, booru, Community, competitive, Game, gimmick tourney, japanese, M-League, mahjong, Mahjong General, MysticCraftGuild, new player, ONLINE, registration, riichi, rules, strategy, Tournament, tutorial, tutorial included, yo-star

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6922
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
New Chunks Explored:	58402	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Yo, bro, you wanna join this sick Minecraft server? Well, let me tell you, it’s like playing Mahjong but with blocks and creepers instead of tiles and old people.

We got tutorials included, so even if you’re a total noob, you can still wreck some noobs.

Plus, we have this crazy gimmick tourney where you can show off your mad building skills and win some epic prizes.

And if you’re into watching M-League, we got you covered with live streams every Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, and Friday. It’s like watching esports, but with blocks.

So come on, join us on this wild ride and let’s build some crazy sh*t together. Just don’t forget to bring your diamond sword and your sense of humor. Let’s gooooo!

TikTokGamer Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Chores, clash of clans, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, emotional labor, feeling overwhelmed, financial priorities, Frustration, Gaming, immaturity, lack of appreciation, lack of effort, Minecraft, relationship issues, Server, tiktok, TikTokGamer, unhealthy dynamics, unpaid maid

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1320
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Animals Bred:	25
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Dragon Scales Harvested:	447	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape from the real world drama? Look no further! Join our server where you won’t have to deal with partners who are obsessed with TikTok trends and spend all their money on Clash of Clans upgrades.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about interruptions during intimate moments with your partner yelling out “im boutta skibidy!” Trust us, that kind of behavior is strictly forbidden here.

And forget about feeling like a maid while your partner lounges around watching TikToks. On our server, everyone pitches in with chores and no one gets away with using the excuse of being “too busy” to help out.

So come join us for a drama-free, TikTok-free, Clash of Clans-free Minecraft experience! Because life is too short to deal with all that nonsense.

ParentlessXmasUSA

Cancer, chemotherapy, christmas, Communication, Diagnosis, emotions, family, forgiveness, Gratitude, health, Illness, ParentlessXmasUSA, parents, perspective, Priorities, relationships, Support, surgery, travel, Treatment

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	4925
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more supportive than your own parents? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, tears, and unexpected twists just like this Reddit post.

Need a break from family drama? Our server is the perfect escape! Take a break from real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house.

Join now and experience the thrill of chemotherapy delays, unexpected surgeries, and passive-aggressive text messages from your in-game parents. Who needs real family when you have a Minecraft community like this?

Don’t be ungrateful like OP, join our server today and experience the true meaning of family (or lack thereof). Who knows, you might even find more support and love from our pixelated villagers than you do from your own flesh and blood.

DentistDilemma – Minecraft SMP

cheek retractors, client interaction, Communication, dental appointments, dental community, dental experience, dental hygiene, dental industry, dental practices, dental procedures, dental questions, dental technology, dental tools, dentist communication, DentistDilemma, Dentists, Minecraft, oral health, patient care, patient comfort, professional etiquette, reddit, smp

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1539
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Farms Harvested:	575

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP that’s so lit, even the creepers are dropping it like it’s hot? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more epic builds than a medieval castle on steroids. And get this, our server is so hardcore that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us.

But wait, there’s more! We have the most epic events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most stuff in the most creative way. And don’t even get me started on our “Pig Racing” tournaments – those little oinkers are faster than Usain Bolt on speed!

So why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. Your crops will grow faster, your tools will never break, and you’ll even find diamonds just lying around like it’s nobody’s business.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a legend in the world of Minecraft! And remember, keep mining and crafting, my dudes! #YOLO #Minecraft4Life #DiamondsAreAGirlsBestFriend 💎🔥🐷🚀🎮

PixelLoveCraft

captivating quirks, distinctive allure, distinctive attributes, eccentricities, idiosyncrasies, odd fascinations, odd traits, offbeat charm, partner, peculiar characteristics, peculiar habits, PixelLoveCraft, QUIRKS, strange allure, uncommon traits, unconventional appeal, unconventional beauty, unique qualities, unusual features, unusual magnetism, weirdly attractive

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6634
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	438
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	100
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you weirdos out there! Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground club where players can show off their weirdest fetishes and kinks. Want to find someone who shares your love for collecting rare blocks? Look no further, our server is the place to be! Plus, we have a special “weirdly attractive partner” matchmaking service where players can find their perfect match based on their strangest turn-ons. So come join us and let your freak flag fly on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!