SelfHateCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	9644
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Chimeras Created:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Love Letters Sent:	2	Enchantments Applied:	279
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of being a boring old Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can transform into a majestic unicorn with rainbow sparkles shooting out of your hooves! Say goodbye to your plain old self and hello to a world of magical possibilities.

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger, rumored to grant wishes to anyone who takes a bite. But beware, the cheeseburger is guarded by a fierce army of flying pigs armed with bacon swords.

Sick of building the same old boring houses? On our server, you can build a floating castle made entirely of marshmallows and cotton candy. Just watch out for the sugar-crazed zombies who will stop at nothing to devour your delicious abode.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come to life! Who needs reality when you can have a cheeseburger-wishing, unicorn-riding, marshmallow-castle-building adventure?

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7333
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	645	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	477	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Zombie Dances:	6

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	4699
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Divine Spears Created:	28
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9235
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Falling into the Void:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Love Letters Sent:	11
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9782
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	76
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Magic Items Found:	2788
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7434
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Runes Activated:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Love Letters Sent:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	17

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6158
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	7065
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Emeralds Found:	5650	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Ores Mined:	8012	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	8248
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Secret Passages Found:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3679
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7364
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Magic Items Found:	5015
Farms Harvested:	590	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	266	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Potions Brewed:	146	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	1441
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Falling into the Void:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	9948
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Divine Spears Created:	20
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Alien Abductions:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Potions Brewed:	177
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Endless Night Skies:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever

Lithium Brine Busters

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2410
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	346
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	25

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join our lit Minecraft server where we extract lithium from low-quality brines? Yeah, you heard that right! We’re not just building houses and stuff, we’re out here mining for that sweet, sweet lithium like it’s nobody’s business.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our player found a brine pool so low-quality, it was practically begging to be extracted for lithium. And guess what? They struck gold… I mean, lithium! They became the richest player on the server, rolling in diamonds and emeralds like there’s no tomorrow.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Brine Monster, a creature so salty it’ll make you laugh until you cry. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Brine Monster, you’ll be granted unlimited resources for the rest of your Minecraft days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get that lithium flowing! Who knows, you might just become the next Brine Monster slayer.

🕰️🌐 [1.5.2] RuLamp || Retro Minecraft server 🌐🕰️ Minecraft server

1.5.2, anniversary, bugs, Cheating, Cities, Civilization, Content Creation, Countries, Discord, Donations, dynamic map, Fair Play, grif, Minecraft, nostalgic, old school, private access, Retro, RuLamp, Server, Settlements, Survival, white list

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1859
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7

[1.5.2] RuLamp is a nostalgic server for lamp and old-school survival.

Your world – your rules, your civilization!In order to start playing, you need to join discord and write an application in order to get on the white list.

Players themselves create the rules on the server. However, there are basic rules on the server that must be followed on the server:

• Cheating and bug use are prohibited.

• Grif is also prohibited on the server.

• There is a dynamic map on the server.

• Complete absence of donations on the server, which ensures fair play.

• Players themselves create content for an interesting pastime on the server

• Players build their own settlements, cities and countries in which they live and develop together.

• Only chests have private access to the server, which gives you confidence that you will not be robbed.

• And the most important thing is that we have been working for you for a whole year 😀

↑↑ Go to the discord server above and join us! ↑↑

95.216.62.177:25582

Attack On Titan [MODDED] [ROLEPLAY]

actions, Attack, Branches, Dawn of Humanity, Discord, Impact, invite, Join, Lore, Military Police, Minecraft, Missions, Modded, opportunities, Playstyle, progress, responsibilities, Roleplay, Server, Stationary Guard, Survey Corps, TITAN

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	682
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	5612
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	340
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Ores Mined:	5405	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Dawn of Humanity Server Overview

Welcome Message	Welcome to Dawn of Humanity, an Attack on Titan server where you can roleplay with other people.
Branches	Survey Corps, Military Police, Stationary Guard
Progression	Participate in missions to impact the lore of the server
Discord	Join our Discord server

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join a branch?	Upon joining the server, you will be sorted into one of the four main branches based on your preferences and playstyle.
What do each branch do?	The Survey Corps focuses on exploring and battling titans, the Military Police maintain order within the walls, and the Stationary Guard protect the citizens.
How can I participate in missions?	Keep an eye on announcements in the server and be ready to join missions when they are organized by the admins.
Can I impact the lore of the server?	Absolutely! Your actions during missions and interactions with other players can directly impact the ongoing lore of the server.