SelfHateCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5718
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of being a boring old Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can transform into a majestic unicorn with rainbow sparkles shooting out of your hooves! Say goodbye to your plain old self and hello to a world of magical possibilities.

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger, rumored to grant wishes to anyone who takes a bite. But beware, the cheeseburger is guarded by a fierce army of flying pigs armed with bacon swords.

Sick of building the same old boring houses? On our server, you can build a floating castle made entirely of marshmallows and cotton candy. Just watch out for the sugar-crazed zombies who will stop at nothing to devour your delicious abode.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come to life! Who needs reality when you can have a cheeseburger-wishing, unicorn-riding, marshmallow-castle-building adventure?

Eternal Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Die, die long tail, die rightoid, die rightoid long tail, die rightoid tag, die tag, die tag long tail, ETERNAL, long tail die, long tail rightoid, long tail tag, Quest, RIGHTOID, rightoid die, rightoid die long tail, rightoid die rightoid, rightoid die rightoid tag, rightoid die tag, rightoid die tag long tail, rightoid long tail, rightoid tag, rightoid tag long tail

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	8905
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Secret Passages Found:	7
Crops Grown:	8637	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is the absolute bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane and chaotic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. We’ve got crazy challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find secret hidden realms, mystical creatures, and maybe even a talking llama or two. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining this server will give you superpowers in real life.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality shattered. Remember, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the madness of this server. Are you up for the challenge?

CraftyDroneWars

aerial attacks, Conflict, CraftyDroneWars, cyber warfare, drone strikes, drone warfare, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military strategy, military technology, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, political implications, russia, sabotage, security threats, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare tactics

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6975
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Meteorites Collected:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Astral Projections Made:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Yo, dis server be off da hook, like Ukrainian drones flying 500 miles to wreck 5% of Russia’s oil refining, but in Minecraft form! Join us if you wanna be part of da craziest shenanigans in da blocky world. We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers straight up wildin’ out. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a potato, den you might.

Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2282
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Votes:	8531	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2132
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4202
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	441
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6897
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Animals Bred:	187	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Secret Passages Found:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4873
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!

QuranBurnerGamer420

#Quran, Burning, controversy, crime, extremism, freedom of speech, hate crime, intolerance, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, murder, QuranBurnerGamer420, Radicalism, Religion, religious freedom, shot dead, Sweden, tragic, violence

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	123
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	138	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Towns Built:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA. ALSO, WE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR THAT MAKES U LOOK LIKE A FANCY LLAMA.

ONE TIME, A CREEPER TRIED TO STEAL ALL OUR DIAMONDS BUT WE LURED IT INTO A TRAP FILLED WITH CAKE AND IT EXPLODED INTO CONFETTI.

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER BASE FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SELL UNICORN SADDLES.

COME JOIN US AND BECOME A PART OF OUR WACKY MINECRAFT FAMILY. JUST WATCH OUT FOR THE ZOMBIE CHICKENS, THEY’RE A LITTLE CLUCKY.

NeuroCraft: Bio Mimic Neuron Fun

0.13 Hz, 147.1 Hz, artificial neuron, bio, biological processes, Concept, electrochemical, frequency range, Fun, Innovative, mimic, NeuroCraft, neuromorphic, neuromorphic perception system, neuron, organic electrochemical neurons, organic electrochemical transistors, Perception, real, scientists, semiconductor, System, vertical architecture

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3288
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Players Killed by Monsters:	3320
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

yOu gOtta jOin dis server, cuz we gOt scientists makin’ crazy sh*t like artificial electrochemical neurons dat mimic real biological processes. yOu can be a part of dis neuromorphic perception system and experience da power of organic electrochemical transistors. We got a vertical architecture dat will blow yo mind and a frequency range from 0.13 to 147.1 Hz. Join now and be a part of dis insane experiment, cuz who needs real life when you can have Minecraft craziness like dis!

Pixel Anime Haven 1.20.4

1.20.4, animation, Anime, anime industry, Beloved, better, Childhood, classic, Cultural, Entertainment, fan favorite, Haven, iconic, japanese, Memories, Nostalgia, old school, PIXEL, Popular, Retro, Traditional, used to be, vintage

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7239
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Void Gems Collected:	30	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18

Yo, bros, if you’re tired of watching anime and feeling like it’s just not hitting the same anymore, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got pixelated waifus that will make you question your reality and make you forget all about those disappointing new anime series.

Join us and experience a world where anime is still poppin’ and the adventures are endless. Plus, our creepers are dressed up as your favorite anime characters, so you never know who might blow up next!

Don’t miss out on the chance to relive the glory days of anime in Minecraft form. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by those creeper anime characters)!

SassyAnimalTalk – Minecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal behavior study, animal cognition, animal communication, Animal communication skills, Animal intelligence, animal interactions, animal language, animal psychology, animal rudeness, Animal rudeness traits, animal social behavior, animal vocalization, Animals, Communication, Ethology, Minecraft, rude animals, SassyAnimalTalk, smp, species behavior, Talking Animals, zoology

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	9092
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	143	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Runes Activated:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! Like, the pigs on this server are so rude, they’re always oinking at you in a sassy way like “oink oink, get out of my way peasant” and the cows are mooing insults at you like “mooove over loser”. It’s like a farmyard full of mean girls, but in Minecraft form! And don’t even get me started on the sheep, they’re always baa-ing at you with attitude like “baaack off, I’m fabulous”. It’s a total zoo of sass and I love it! So come join us and experience the most savage animal kingdom in Minecraft history, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a chicken, they’re the worst, always clucking behind your back. #SavageAnimals #MinecraftDrama #JoinNowLOLZ 🐷🐮🐑🐔🐔🐔

CraftyMillionaire

Charity, CraftyMillionaire, dream come true, Dream lifestyle, financial freedom, financial independence, Financial Planning, Financial Security, first thing, Generosity, immediate action, Investments, life changing, Long-term goals, luxury, million dollar question, million dollars, sudden wealth, unexpected money, wealth, windfall

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9876
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Farms Harvested:	569
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	415	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Void Armor Forged:	17
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	20

If you were given a million diamonds today on our Minecraft server, the first thing you should do is build yourself a diamond castle fit for a Minecraft king! And don’t forget to hire a team of diamond-armored guards to protect your precious loot from any sneaky creepers trying to steal it. Join our server now and start living the lavish Minecraft life you deserve!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

Canada, CraftyCanuck, cross-border relations, diplomatic relations, Economy, foreign policy, global economy, Government, import/export, international trade, leadership, Minecraft, negotiations, North America, Politics, protectionism, RETALIATION, Server, strong response, Tariffs, trade war, trudeau, trump

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	4913
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Votes:	9582	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1611
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4

so, like, this server is, like, totally amazeballs. like, you gotta join cuz we have, like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items. and, like, our admin is a ninja who can, like, do backflips and stuff.

also, like, there’s a rumor that Herobrine, like, totally hangs out on our server. he’s, like, the ultimate boss and if you defeat him, you get, like, a million diamonds.

plus, like, we have this epic PvP arena where you can battle other players and show off your mad skills. and, like, the winner gets to ride a dragon around the server for a whole day.

so, like, come join our server and be part of the most epic Minecraft adventure ever! it’s gonna be, like, totally lit, bro.

CraftyReichBanter

afd, Ban, Coalition, controversy, CraftyReichBanter, debate, Decision making, Democracy, disagreement, extremism, far right, German politics, germany, Government, lawmakers, nationalist, opposition, Parliament, political parties, right wing

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	4381
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

so, like, imagine this: a minecraft server where german lawmakers are all like, “yo, should we ban the far-right AfD or nah?” and they can’t even agree on it! it’s like a soap opera drama unfolding in a virtual world! join our server for all the political chaos and craziness you can handle. plus, we have secret underground meetings where we plot world domination with our pixelated pickaxes. come join the fun and see where the drama takes us next!