SelfDefenseSMP – “WhyDoesTheInternetHateSelfDefense”

The Beykery

backstory, bedrock, Beykery, character profiles, Discord, improv, java, Lore, motives, narrative, personal stories, proximity chat, smp, Streamers, Vanilla Plus, Writers

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3116
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Gods Slained:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Server Name	The Beykery
Server Type	Vanilla+ (proximity chat)
Supported Platforms	Java and Bedrock 1.21.3

Overview

The Beykery is a Vanilla+ (proximity chat) Minecraft server where players can create their characters with unique backstories and motives. The server features an overarching story crafted by the team, where interactions are primarily improv-based. Streamers and writers collaborate to weave personal stories into the narrative.

For more information about the current lore, you can visit here.

Join the discord here.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join The Beykery Minecraft server?	You can join the server by connecting with Java or Bedrock 1.21.3 and joining the server IP provided.
What is the server type?	The server is Vanilla+ with proximity chat enabled for a unique gameplay experience.
Can I create my character with a backstory?	Yes, players are encouraged to create characters with their own backstories and motives to merge into the overarching story.
Is there a discord for The Beykery?	Yes, you can join the discord community at the provided link for updates, discussions, and more.

Whispering Echoes 1.21.4

1.21.4, accident, accident prone, awkward, child, Cleanup, Echoes, EMBARRASSMENT, funny, humor, mahiro, Messy, mishap, mistake, Oops, parenting, Poop, shame, Situation, Surprise, underwear, unexpected, whispering

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2511
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63
Villages Defended:	20	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Mythical Swords Crafted:	27	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Farms Harvested:	395
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Zombie Dances:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Join our Minecraft server for the wildest and craziest adventures! We have exploding poop everywhere! It’s like a party in your pants, but in Minecraft! Explore a world where poop is the ultimate power-up and watch out for surprise attacks from flying underwear! It’s a poop-tastic experience you won’t find anywhere else! So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft messy again!

RedditCraft SMP – Solo Hobbyists

Creative pursuits, enjoyable activities, hobbies for enjoyment, hobbies for introverts, hobbies for mental health, hobbies for mindfulness, hobbies for one person, hobbies for personal growth, hobbies for relaxation, hobbies for self-discovery, hobbies for self-improvement, hobbies for solitude, hobbies for stress relief, hobbyists, indoor hobbies, leisure time, outdoor activities, reddit users, RedditCraft, Relaxation, self-care, smp, Solo, solo hobbies

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9661
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18

Hey fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard me right, the creepers are dancing now!

Join our wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. Build a house out of giant mushrooms, ride a llama into battle, or even start a llama circus (yes, llama circus is a thing now). The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a hot tub full of lava (don’t worry, it’s safe…maybe). And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake. Who wouldn’t want to join this madness?

So come on down to our server and let’s create chaos together! Who needs normal when you can have insane? Join now and let’s make Minecraft history…or at least a really funny YouTube video.

CraftyFibsMC

CraftyFibsMC, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, falsehood, fib, lying.., most common lie, untruth, white lie

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6610
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	51
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Towns Built:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

That they’re too busy to join our epic Minecraft server! But let me tell you, you do NOT want to miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is like, “Dang, I gotta get in on this!” So come on, stop lying to yourself and join us for some seriously crazy fun. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case, watch out for the zombie chickens…they mean business).

ScurvyCraft: The Citrus Crusade

children, Citrus, COMEBACK, CRUSADE, Disease, Epidemic, food insecurity, France, health, healthcare access, low-income families, malnutrition, Medical Treatment, nutrition, POVERTY, preventive measures, public health, resurgence, scurvy, ScurvyCraft, social inequality, vitamin deficiency, vulnerable populations

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7884
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	59	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	0

come join our minecraft server, where scurvy is making a comeback in france but only affects the poorer children!! why you ask?? because our server is so lit that even the scurvy bacteria wanna join the fun!! build your own scurvy-proof fortress and fight off the evil fruits trying to take over your land!! join now and show those scurvy-infested peasants who’s boss!! let’s make france scurvy-free again, one block at a time!!

Hack Pupils Sleep: Optimize Recall

brain function, brain health, cognitive enhancement, cognitive function, cognitive performance, contracted-pupil, Hack, INFORMATION, learning and memory, Memory, memory improvement, Mice, neuroscience, Optimize, Pupils, recall, research, Sleep, sleep science, sleep state, Understanding

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	8495
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	25	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Zombie Dances:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we hack our sleep for better cognitive function like mice but better cuz we’re humans yo. our contracted-pupil sleep state will make you remember stuff like a boss and be smarter than einstein. join us and unlock the secrets of the universe through minecraft. who needs school when you have our server to make you a genius. come on, what are you waiting for? dive into the mind-bending world of our server and become the ultimate brainiac.

Java Survival

Address, admins, Cheating, commands, Community, controversial topics, Discord, HACKING, java, land protections, Language, Legitimate, Longevity, Minecraft, Moderators, multiplayer, Players, Plugins, rules, Server, smp, Staff, Survival

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2472
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Villages Defended:	19
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Dimension Hops:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Love Letters Sent:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Server Name	Java Survival SMP Server
Server Type	Survival
Server Address	mc.javasurvival.com
Discord	Join us on Discord

Overview

Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else, without using commands for personal gain. The server has custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, giving it a unique feel.

Server Rules

No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind!
No advertising

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Yes, as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.

Q: Are there any banned items on the server?

A: We have a small list of banned items that are known to cause issues or griefing.

Q: How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player to a moderator or admin in-game or through Discord.

Q: Can I join the server if I’m under 18?

A: Yes, we welcome players of all ages as long as they follow the server rules.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is strictly prohibited and can result in a ban from the server.

Q: Are there regular events or competitions on the server?

A: Yes, we host events and competitions regularly to keep the community engaged and entertained.

Mystic Valley Quests 1.20.3

1.20.3, alcohol, Finally, forum moderators, Gaming Community, gaming subculture, guess, hangover, internet culture, internet memes, jannies, late night moderation, Moderation, mystic, online forums, Quests, sobered up, Sobriety, V, Valley, video game addiction, video game jannies, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3472
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Hey, you wanna join this Minecraft server that’s so wild, even the /v/ jannies had to take a break from their Mountain Dew to check it out!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers sing show tunes, and diamonds rain from the sky.

You’ll be mining, crafting, and trolling your way through a pixelated paradise that will make you question reality.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a ride on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Llama Land Adventure

Adventure, internet trolls, Land, Llama, online trolling, trolling, trolling behavior, trolling behavior analysis, trolling boards, trolling community, trolling culture, trolling forums, trolling habits, trolling online, trolling patterns, trolling psychology, trolling strategies, trolling tactics, trolling techniques, trolling trends, trolling websites

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9325
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Animals Bred:	46	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where trolling is the name of the game! We got 75 crazy boards for you to explore and get trolled on. Get ready to have your mind blown and your blocky world turned upside down. Join now and let the trolling begin!

6YearOldGrief

6YearOldGrief, Apology, BETRAYAL, breakdown, Communication, complaint, confidentiality, Conflict, consequences, Decision making, family, Hospital, internal investigation, mental health, misunderstanding, relationship, Safety, Support, Trust, written warning

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7716
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	5637	Villages Defended:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Mines Excavated:	3695
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	161	Astral Projections Made:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where we promise zero internal investigations or written warnings!

Join us and leave behind the chaos of family feuds and confidentiality breaches. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without any drama following you around.

And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even find a nurse who knows your sister and can text her to make sure she’s okay in the game! Just imagine the possibilities of virtual connections and misunderstandings that lead to outrageous complaints.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind! Trust us, it’s way more fun to deal with creepers and zombies than family members filing complaints against each other.

BlowjobQueen in Minecraft SMP

BlowjobQueen, blowjobs, Communication, Connection, control, desire, empowerment, Exploration, FANTASY, foreplay, Intimacy, Minecraft, oral sex, Pleasure, satisfaction, Sensuality, smp, stimulation, Technique, Trust, Vulnerability, Women

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2651
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Void Armor Forged:	24
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

OMG, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! We have like, diamond rainbows and flying pigs and a secret underground club where we all wear pumpkin heads and dance to C418 music. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server and gives out enchanted golden apples like candy. And like, all the players are super cool and funny, like this one time we all built a giant statue of Steve riding a chicken into battle against a horde of evil creepers. So yeah, if you wanna join a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, come join us on this totally rad SMP!

Also, did you know that women like blowjobs because it’s like, a secret code to unlock the hidden powers of the Ender Dragon? Yeah, true story bro. So if you wanna impress the ladies with your mad Minecraft skills, you better join our server ASAP!

BadBlockz_Server

bad thought, BadBlockz_Server, challenging negative thoughts, Cognitive Distortions, coping strategies, emotional intelligence, emotional well being, inner dialogue, mental health, mental resilience, mindfulness, negative emotions, negative self-talk, negative thinking, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-awareness exercises, self-care, self-control, self-doubt

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4320
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Falling into the Void:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to unleash your inner chaos and let your wildest dreams run wild.

Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Our community is filled with players who are just as crazy and creative as you are, so get ready to experience the most epic adventures of your Minecraft life.

And if you’re feeling a little mischievous, we have plenty of opportunities for you to cause some chaos. Want to prank your friends by filling their houses with chickens? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato just because? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster!

NaziPurgeCraft

accomplices, collaboration, Dutch citizens, Dutch history, Dutch resistance, european history, Genocide, historical records, Holocaust, Nazi collaborators, Nazi occupation, Nazi regime, Nazi sympathizers, NaziPurgeCraft, Netherlands, perpetrators, Suspected collaborators, War Crimes, war criminals, War tribunals, world war II

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	8438
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Ores Mined:	5273
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	13

so, liek, dis server is lit af cuz, like, we got 425,000 suspektd nazi collaborators’ names published, yo. u can join dis server and be part of da epic quest to uncover all da secrets and take down da bad guys. we got crazy adventures, insane battles, and u can even ride on a flying pig while fighting off evil skeletons. come join us and be part of da epic minecraft journey, cuz dis server is da bomb diggity, fo realz.

Bloom SMP

Active Discord, Anti-Griefing, Bloom, Discord, friendly staff team, gameplay-enhancing-plugins, not modded, Regular Events, smp, Website, Welcoming Community

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	8627
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Animals Bred:	114	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Astral Projections Made:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Enchantments Applied:	141	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	39

Bloom SMP Minecraft Server Overview

IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable Versions	1.9 – 1.21.4

Features:

Anti griefing
Cross play
A welcoming community
An active Discord
A friendly staff team
Regular events

Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Website: https://bloomsmp.net

Discord: https://bloomsmp.net/discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	No, Bloom SMP is not modded but contains gameplay enhancing plugins.
What versions can I join with?	You can join with versions 1.9 to 1.21.4
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, there is anti-griefing measures in place to protect the community.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in.

BBQ Oasis Server 1.21

bbq, culinary culture, customer demand, Dedication, employees, Food Industry, hard work, long hours, meat lovers, Oasis, Popular, prep work, Profitable, Restaurant, Server, Small Business, smoked meats, southern cuisine, texas, unique concept, weekend only, weekends

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	6163
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	24	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Villages Defended:	13
Magic Items Found:	7653	Endless Night Skies:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Love Letters Sent:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11

Bro, do you even Minecraft, bro? This server is like a BBQ joint in Texas – only open on weekends but still making mad cash, just like those creepers dropping loot! Join this server for a taste of that sweet, smoky goodness and get ready to feast on some epic builds and crazy adventures. Don’t be a noob, join now and let’s get this party started!

Players:	92/400	Votes:	2425
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9