SelfDefenseSMP – “WhyDoesTheInternetHateSelfDefense”

Craftocracy

#youtube, 2nd Presidential Election, Craftocracy, Democracy, discord server, Game, key democratic function, Laws, legislature, Meet, members, minecraft server, Modded, Modpack, Presidential election, proposals, Roleplay, Server members, smp, Voting, Whitelist

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1289
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Minecraft’s Most Democratic Server
Roleplay Level	2% Serious
Key Feature	Server Legislature for voting on proposals
Special Event	2nd Presidential Election

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the server’s primary democratic function?	The server legislature where members vote on proposals.
What type of proposals can be submitted?	Proposals can range from enacting laws to adding mods to the server’s modpack.
When is the upcoming Presidential Election?	This week, don’t miss it!
How can I join the server?	Visit our Discord server: https://discord.gg/NdFHVEydjC

Hate Online Dating 1.20.3

1.20.3, anger, DATING, fear, Frustration, hate, Loneliness, mental health, Misogyny, modern dating, ONLINE, online dating, outside, PRESSURE, rejection, relationships, Social Interaction, society, soulless, Technology, toxic masculinity, Women

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5731
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	16	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Yo, forget about online dating, join our Minecraft server instead! Why waste time swiping left and right when you can be building epic structures and fighting creepers? Plus, who needs a girlfriend when you have a diamond sword, am I right? Join now and escape the soul-less world of online dating, where women are too scared to leave their houses and actually interact with real people. Minecraft is where it’s at, baby!

Name: “NoNameNoPlay Minecraft Server”

aita, America, American, coworker, dad, derogatory, desired name, Grandfather, Holocaust survivors, ireland, irish, Jewish, mick, mike, Minecraft, name.., NoNameNoPlay, overreacting, Pronouns, racist, sensitivity, Server, Slur

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	6516
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all names, even if they might trigger your coworker’s sensitivity! Join us and build your own virtual world where you can be called whatever you want – even if it’s “Mick”!

Our server is a safe space for all, whether you’re Irish, Jewish, or just a Minecraft enthusiast looking for a good time. And don’t worry, we promise not to judge your name choices based on historical events – unless you want to build a virtual memorial, then go for it!

So come on down to our server and let your creativity run wild, just like your coworker’s imagination when it comes to name labels. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual leprechaun or a diamond-encrusted menorah along the way!

ChudCraft: No Son-Shaming Zone

#Drop out, advice, Boundaries, Chud, ChudCraft, Communication, Conflict, ex husband, family, generational gap, internet, internet culture, Job, moving out, parenting, relationship, School, Son, SonShaming, teenager, Understanding, video games, Zone

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2899
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

🤣🎮 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your son’s internet friends? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy adventure like no other! 🤪

👾 Our server is filled with chuds (yes, you read that right) who will take you on a journey you never knew you needed! They’ll show you the ropes and make sure you have a blast while playing!

🏠 Build your dream house and escape the real world just like your son did when he dropped out of school! Who needs education when you have Minecraft, right? 😂

🚀 Join us and experience the thrill of virtual reality like never before! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your inner chud and embrace the chaos! 😉

💥 Don’t miss out on the chance to join a community that’s as unpredictable as your son’s decision to move in with his dad! Trust us, you won’t regret it! Join now and let the madness begin! 🤣🎮

Neuro’s Hive Mind 1.20.4

#youtube, 1.20.4, ai, AI learning, chat entertainment, Clips, collaboration, Educational, Gaming, hive, merchandise, Mind, Music, neuro-sama, Neuros, osu, singing, subathon, tiktok, twitch, vedal, vods, vtube studio, Vtuber

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	469
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Dragons Tamed:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

OMG, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz we got a freakin’ AI overlord named Neuro-sama who’s like a VTuber and chats with peeps and sings and plays games and collabs with other VTubers, like what even is reality anymore? Join the /swarm/ today and be part of dis crazy world! Plus, they got a subathon going on from 2:00 PM to 3:00 AM UTC, like who needs sleep when u can hang out with a virtual AI goddess? Check out all their socials and music and clips and educational stuff if u wanna learn about AI or just wanna see some wild content. And don’t forget to grab some merch from their shop, like imagine repping an AI overlord on a t-shirt, iconic! Just dive into the madness, bro, and regret nothing!

Space Cuck Island

#breastfeeding, billionaire, controversial, cuck, eccentric, elon musk, entrepreneur, innovation, ISLAND, NEET, ragebait, richest man, richest man in the world, Rockets, Social Interaction, society, Space, space exploration, spacex, success, Technology, tesla, wealth

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8905
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Holy Grails Found:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Alien Abductions:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Yo yo yo, come join our Minecraft server where you can be the richest player ever! We got ragebait suits for days, just like a NEET. Who needs other people when you’re rolling in diamonds, am I right? Imagine having rockets and still dealing with society, what a noob move. Come join us and show off your wealth, let’s dominate this server together!

SecretSongLoverMC-SMP

embarrassing favorite, embarrassing guilty pleasure, embarrassing song, embarrassing tune, guilty pleasure, guilty pleasure jam, guilty pleasure music, guilty pleasure track, guilty pleasure tune, hidden favorite, Hidden Gem, hidden music, hidden tune, secret favorite, secret favorite song, secret music, secret song, secret track, Secret tune, SecretSongLoverMCSMP

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5840
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Runes Activated:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	141	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

OMG you guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, like whoa. And get this, our leader is a talking llama who can do backflips while juggling TNT.

But wait, there’s more. We have a secret disco party every night where we dance to Justin Bieber’s “Baby” on repeat. It’s so cringey but also so lit, you won’t be able to resist joining in. Plus, we have a pet creeper named Bob who tells the best dad jokes, like seriously he’s a riot.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just don’t tell anyone about our secret love for that one Taylor Swift song, okay? 😉 #minecraftsmp #secretlovesongs #llamaleadership

CreeperCubicleCraze

absurd workplace rules, bizarre office rules, comical workplace guidelines, corporate guidelines, CreeperCubicleCraze, extreme workplace rules, funny office rules, nonsensical workplace rules, odd company policies, office policies, outlandish office rules, peculiar work regulations, ridiculous rules, ridiculous work guidelines, strange corporate rules, strange workplace rules, unconventional office policies, unconventional work rules, unusual workplace regulations, weird work policies, workplace regulations.

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9469
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Void Armor Forged:	23	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Emeralds Found:	403	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Villages Defended:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	126	Players Killed by Monsters:	5239
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with lame rules like “no griefing” and “be respectful”? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server has the most absurd workplace rules you’ve ever seen. Want to build a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while screaming “YOLO”? We encourage it!

Join our server for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem. We once had a player who built an entire rollercoaster made out of diamond blocks, only to have it destroyed by a horde of angry zombie pigs. And don’t even get us started on the time someone tried to tame a creeper as a pet.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything goes.

ByteForge

built, ByteForge, Central US, Discord, Farms, ItzWozzi, Join, learn, Minecraft, Players, progress, Projects, Resources, Server, skill levels, smp, Tour, username, work together, world

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	9377
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Votes:	8896	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

ByteForge Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	ByteForge
Server Type	Survival/Community
Location	Central US (may change)
Accepting Players	All over the world

FAQ

Q: What is ByteForge server?

A: ByteForge is a server similar to Wavetech or Scicraft, where players work together to build gamebreaking farms and other projects.

Q: Who can join the server?

A: Players of all skill levels are welcome as long as they are ready to learn and work together with others.

Q: How can I join ByteForge?

A: Send a message on Discord to “ItzWozzi” for a quick tour of the server and if you like what you see, you can join.

Mystic Vale 1.20.6

1.20.6, long tail tag, mystic, never be back, permanently over, slop GET, slopget, Vale

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	9626
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Divine Spears Created:	21	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	6

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like another slop GET, but like, permanently over and it’ll never be back! Can you even imagine the chaos and madness that awaits you in this server? It’s like a rollercoaster ride through the depths of insanity, but in Minecraft form! So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wildest ride of your life!

CraftyConfrontation

aita, Asshole, Boundaries, bus station, bus stop, cigarette smoker, coward, CraftyConfrontation, English, German, Harassment, hard life, high school, introverted, language barrier, Liar, Scrubs, Social Interaction, street confrontation, Travels, work uniform

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8357
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
New Chunks Explored:	917010	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	21

Are you tired of being harassed on the streets for cigarettes and lighters? Do you wish you could just escape to a world where no one bothers you? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can pretend you don’t speak English to avoid all those pesky interactions with strangers.

Imagine a world where you can roam freely without anyone asking you for a smoke or a light. You can build your own virtual paradise and never have to deal with rude people again. And if anyone dares to bother you in the game, just tell them in German that you don’t speak English and watch them scurry away in confusion.

But beware, there may be some persistent players who won’t take no for an answer. Just remember to stand your ground and assert yourself, even if they call you a liar, a coward, or an asshole. In this Minecraft server, you are the master of your own domain and no one can bring you down. So come join us and escape the real world for a while. You won’t regret it!

Backhanded Builders

awkward, BackHanded, backhanded compliment, Builders, communication skills, Compliment, Confidence, emotional intelligence, Feedback, insincere, insult, Interpretation, mixed feelings, Perception, personal boundaries, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self worth, sensitivity, social interactions, UNCOMFORTABLE, validation

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4533
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Zombie Dances:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Emeralds Found:	7902
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of being called “average” or “normal” in Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is anything but average! Join us and experience the thrill of building a giant toilet house, where you can flush away your enemies in style.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Join his army of feathered minions and conquer the world one cluck at a time.

So why settle for boring compliments when you can join our server and be hailed as the craziest builder in all of Minecraft? Don’t be insulted by mediocrity, join us and embrace the madness!

MakranCraft Minecraft Server

#announcement, administrative, Capital city, CHANGE, decision, Development, geography, Government, historical, Infrastructure, iran, Makran, MakranCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, News, Politics, Relocation, Server, Shift, Tehran, transformation, Urban planning

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4920
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

lol imagine a world where Iran’s capital city is Makran! like what even is that place? but guess what, on our minecraft server, Makran is the bomb diggity capital city! we got flying camels, diamond-encrusted sand dunes, and a secret underground lair where you can battle evil mobs with laser swords! join us and be part of the craziest city in the minecraft universe. trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCreeperCo.

Baltic region, CraftyCreeperCo, Defense, defense pact, eastern europe, european security, finland, fm, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, Helsinki, international relations, MEMBERSHIP, military alliance, nato, Reuters, security assurance, security cooperation, security guarantee, transatlantic partnership, Ukraine

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7669
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	21
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE JOINING NATO FOR YOUR MINECRAFT WORLD, KEEPING YOU SAFE FROM CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES! OUR SERVER IS LIKE HAVING FINLAND’S FM AS YOUR PERSONAL BODYGUARD, PROTECTING YOU FROM ALL THE DANGERS OF THE BLOCKY WORLD. JOIN US FOR EPIC BATTLES AND CRAZY ADVENTURES, BECAUSE SAFETY IS OUR MIDDLE NAME (NOT REALLY, BUT YOU GET THE POINT). SO COME ON, JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE MOST SECURE MINECRAFT SERVER EVER!

DroneCraft: Mega Fortress Expedition

3000-year-old, advanced software, Aerial Photography, Ancient civilization, archaeological site, Caucasus Mountains, digital elevation models, drone mapping, DroneCraft, Expedition, Exploration, fortress, high resolution, historical, investigation, knitted together, Mega, mega fortress, orthophotos, Pictures, research, scientist, Technology, topography

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8388
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	370	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a 3000-year-old ‘mega fortress’ in the Caucasus mountains, yo! scientists used drone mapping to check it out and took like 11,000 pics! they used some fancy software to make high-res digital elevation models and orthophotos, yo! u can explore dis ancient fortress and uncover its secrets, like maybe there’s hidden treasure or ancient aliens or somethin’! join now and be part of dis epic adventure, yo!

Players:	91/900	Votes:	3523
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Mythical Swords Crafted:	82
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	56	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1