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Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 9150 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Magic Crystals Found: | 25 |
Falling into the Void: | 1 | Vanishing Items Found: | 8 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
why join our server, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story. one time, a player found a secret chest filled with enchanted golden apples and they became invincible. they went on to defeat the ender dragon with just a wooden sword and a potato. true story, bro.
also, did i mention we have a secret underground lair filled with treasure and a hot tub? yeah, you heard me right. come join us and be part of the most epic adventure of your life. plus, our server has a built-in taco dispenser. because who doesn’t love tacos while mining for diamonds, amirite?
so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let the madness begin! trust me, you won’t regret it. creeper high fives for everyone!