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Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 9676 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 2 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 9 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 5 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 29 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
Animals Bred: | 113 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 5682 |
why join our server, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story. one time, a player found a secret chest filled with enchanted golden apples and they became invincible. they went on to defeat the ender dragon with just a wooden sword and a potato. true story, bro.
also, did i mention we have a secret underground lair filled with treasure and a hot tub? yeah, you heard me right. come join us and be part of the most epic adventure of your life. plus, our server has a built-in taco dispenser. because who doesn’t love tacos while mining for diamonds, amirite?
so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let the madness begin! trust me, you won’t regret it. creeper high fives for everyone!