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Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 7262 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 192 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 0 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Ores Mined: | 4435 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
why join our server, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story. one time, a player found a secret chest filled with enchanted golden apples and they became invincible. they went on to defeat the ender dragon with just a wooden sword and a potato. true story, bro.
also, did i mention we have a secret underground lair filled with treasure and a hot tub? yeah, you heard me right. come join us and be part of the most epic adventure of your life. plus, our server has a built-in taco dispenser. because who doesn’t love tacos while mining for diamonds, amirite?
so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let the madness begin! trust me, you won’t regret it. creeper high fives for everyone!