SelfCareCraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

BlockBusterFamPressure

BlockBusterFamPressure, Choices, Communication, coping mechanisms, cultural influences, emotional well being, family dynamics, family expectations, Identity, Individuality, Life decisions, mental health, personal growth, pressures, relationships, resilience, Self Discovery, self esteem, self reflection, societal norms, support systems

Are you tired of living up to your family’s expectations in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only pressure you’ll feel is the weight of all the diamonds you’ve mined! Our server is the perfect escape from the stress of family obligations, allowing you to build, explore, and create your own world without anyone telling you what to do.

Join us and experience the freedom of crafting your own destiny, far away from the prying eyes of judgmental relatives. Who needs family pressure when you can have creeper explosions and zombie sieges instead? So say goodbye to family drama and hello to a world where the only expectations are the ones you set for yourself. Trust us, your virtual blocky family will be way more supportive than your real one!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Farms Harvested:	921	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Blocky Brain Busters

blocky, Brain, brain fog, brain health, brain impacts, Busters, cognitive decline, cognitive impairment, covid complications, Covid-19, health, long haulers, long-term effects, long-term recovery, Medical research, Neurological, neurological symptoms, pandemic, post-covid syndrome, research, respiratory illness, study, Virus

so like, our server is like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got this study that says playing on our server can like, totally reverse any brain damage you may have. like, if you’ve been hit with a creeper explosion one too many times and now you can’t remember your own name, our server will fix you right up.

we got doctors and scientists and stuff working round the clock to make sure our server is the best place to be if you wanna get your brain back in tip-top shape. like, forget about those boring old servers where all you do is mine for diamonds and build boring houses. on our server, you’ll be fighting off zombie hordes while solving complex puzzles that will totally exercise your brain muscles.

so come on down to our server and get ready to have your mind blown (not literally, tho, that would be bad). join now and start your journey to becoming a Minecraft mastermind!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Animals Bred:	117
Dragons Tamed:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	196
Dragon Eggs Found:	2237	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Snowflake Gamers Minecraft Server

Androgynous characters, Character customization, Childish audience, gamer culture, Gamer reactions, gamer stereotypes, Gamers, Gaming Community, gaming community backlash, gaming controversies, Gender diversity in gaming, gender representation, Masculine female characters, Minecraft, online gaming, Pronouns, Sensitivity in gaming, Server, snowflake, snowflakes, Social issues in gaming., toxic masculinity, video game controversies

Are you tired of playing on servers filled with crybabies who can’t handle a little gender diversity in their games? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect safe space for all the tough gamers out there!

Join us for a wild ride where pronouns are just letters, character customization is as easy as pie, and our main characters are so androgynous they’ll make your head spin! And don’t even get us started on our masculine female characters – they’ll kick butt and take names like nobody’s business.

So if you’re ready to leave the softies behind and join a server where the only thing getting twisted is your sense of humor, then come on over and join us for some epic Minecraft adventures. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re too much of a crybaby to handle the fun!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Holy Shit Minecraft SMP Holy Shit Minecraft SMP Holy Shit Minecraft SMP Holy Shit

HOLY, Minecraft, Shit, smp

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our insane Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is there are no rules!

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a horde of killer bunnies wielding diamond swords. You try to run but oh no, the ground beneath you turns into lava! Don’t worry, our resident wizard will swoop in on a flying pig and save you just in time.

But wait, there’s more! Want to build a house out of giant floating pancakes? Go for it! Want to ride a llama into battle against a dragon made out of cheese? Why the heck not! The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash).

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. And we mean anything.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	9914
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

CraftyBooze Minecraft Server

#breastfeeding, alcohol consumption, alcohol tolerance, away games, college alma mater, college buddies, CraftyBooze, drinking alcohol, family dynamics, Football Fans, hosting parties, kids parties, Minecraft, NEW FRIEND, oktoberfest, parent’s concerns, parenting choices, Rager, school functions, Server, social etiquette, social gatherings, son’s friend

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing we’re drunk on is the excitement of building epic structures and battling mobs! Join us for a wild time filled with virtual adventures and pixelated fun.

Just like the parents in the story, we don’t bring our kids to places where virtual blocks are consumed! But don’t worry, we’ll make sure your children have a blast playing in our virtual world without any questionable behavior.

So come join us on our server, where the only thing getting drunk is the Ender Dragon after we defeat it in an epic battle! Build, explore, and have a great time with our crazy community of gamers. And remember, we’re not assholes, we’re just Minecraft enthusiasts with a sense of humor!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

HairCraftMoms

2024.., Adopted, aita, asking, Black, daughter’s hair, friendship, grandmother, haircare advice, HairCraftMoms, Help, INFORMATION, mixed race, mom, NEW FRIEND, overstepping boundaries, parenting, salons, Upset, white parents

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!

Our server is so welcoming that even our virtual villagers have diverse backgrounds. We have a special hair salon where our virtual grandma NPCs will wash, detangle, and braid your character’s hair with expert care. No need to worry about overstepping boundaries here – we encourage all players to help each other out!

Join us in 2024, where information on virtual haircare is just a click away. Say goodbye to real-life misunderstandings and hello to a world where everyone’s hair looks fabulous!

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind. After all, it’s not every day you get to have a virtual grandma braid your hair in Minecraft!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Holy Grails Found:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Mythical Relics Collected:	9

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

SportyMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of boring old sports like soccer or basketball? Well, have we got the perfect challenge for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and test your skills in the most intense sport of all time – Creeper Dodgeball! That’s right, we’ve trained our creepers to throw like pros and it’s up to you to dodge their explosive shots. Can you survive the ultimate test of agility and reflexes? Join now and find out!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Emeralds Found:	5573
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

CraftyMisconceptions

Assumptions, common misconception, CraftyMisconceptions, debunking myths, false beliefs, false impressions, hobby, Job, misapprehensions, misconceptions, misconceptions debunked, misconstrued, misinterpretation, misjudged, misrepresentation, misunderstandings, misunderstood, Myths, preconceived notions, Stereotypes

People think playing Minecraft is just about building houses and mining for diamonds, but on our server, it’s a whole new level of craziness! We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, secret dungeons filled with dancing creepers, and a magical portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy. Join us if you want to experience the wackiest and wildest adventures in the Minecraft universe!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

OligarchyCraft

95% of humanity, economic disparity, economic inequality, economic injustice, global elite, global oligarchy, global wealth gap, global wealth inequality, income inequality, OligarchyCraft, oxfam, POVERTY, social justice, top 1, UN General Assembly, wealth concentration, wealth disparity, wealth distribution, wealth gap, Wealth Inequality

join our epic minecraft server where the top 1% of players own more diamonds than 95% of the other players combined. it’s like a shadow of wealth hanging over the UN General Assembly, but in minecraft form. come build your own oligarchy and rule over the peasants with your vast riches. who needs real life when you can be a virtual billionaire in our server? come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate minecraft oligarch!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Dark Matter Black Hole Fun

astronomers, Astronomy, Astrophysics, Black, Black Holes, cosmology, crucial role, Dark, Dark Matter, decay, decay of dark matter, early universe, Formation, formation of black holes, Fun, Hole, matter, scientific research, SMBHs, space exploration, supermassive black holes, theoretical physics, triggering, Universe

lol join this server cuz we got supermassive black holes made of dark matter n stuff. u can explore the early universe and see how it all began with ur own eyes. watch out for the trio of astronomers tho, they might try to steal ur diamonds or something. but hey, it’s all part of the fun, right? come join us and get lost in the chaos of the cosmos!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Ores Mined:	6655	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

AGS SMP: Where Whitelists Are Cooler Than Your Aunt’s Potato Salad

#ags, Active players, aunts, Biomes, Claims, Community, cooler, decoration blocks, discord server, Dungeons, friend requests, Homes, mobs, Modded Gameplay, multiplayer, new members, pc requirements, Pets, pokemon, Potato, salad, SEASON 2, Shops, smp, Waypoints, Whitelist, Whitelists

AGS SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Server Version	1.20.1 Modded Minecraft
Features	Homes/waypoints Claims New biomes New dungeons New mobs Shops Pets New decoration blocks Pokémon
Requirements to Join	Must be over 18 Must have discord and join our discord server Must be active as much as you can

FAQs

Can I join if I am under 18?

Unfortunately, the server is strictly for players who are 18 years old and above.

What mods are included in the server?

The server runs modded Minecraft with features such as homes/waypoints, claims, new biomes, dungeons, mobs, shops, pets, new decoration blocks, and Pokémon.

How do I join the server?

If you are interested in joining, please friend the server admin on Discord: .rosita (with the dot as part of the username).

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Crafty Trump’s Minecraft Server

arrest, Assassin, attempted assassination, Blackmail, CHARGE, child pornography, Conspiracy, CP possession, Crafty, criminal charges, Deepstate, family, Minecraft, News, Politics, Ryan Routh, scandal, Server, Son, threat, trump, Trumps, Warning

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing scarier than creepers is the deepstate threatening to lock up your family if you talk! Join us for a wild ride filled with secret government conspiracies, explosive adventures, and maybe even a little bit of child pornography… just kidding, that’s not allowed here. But seriously, if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft, then look no further. Join us now and let the chaos begin!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

No Nice Things Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, Nice, smp

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and nice things are just a distant dream. If you’re tired of the same old boring servers where everyone plays by the rules, then this is the place for you.

Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between the Chicken Army and the Cow Coalition, as they fight for control of the server’s precious resources. Or maybe you’d prefer to participate in our annual “Build a House Out of TNT” competition, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of exploding blocks.

But beware, our server is also home to the infamous Griefer Gang, a group of players who take pleasure in causing chaos and destruction wherever they go. Will you join forces with them or try to take them down from the inside?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and see why we can’t have nice things – but we sure can have a lot of fun!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Emeralds Found:	4600

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Parental Invasion Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotional stress, Emotional support, family dynamics, in-laws, Invasion, living arrangements, Minecraft, Parental, parents, personal space, post-surgery care, relationship dynamics, sensitivity, Server, small spaces, social interactions, social obligations, Support, surgery recovery, visiting family

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build, mine, and explore without any in-laws or family drama getting in the way.

Join us and experience a world where you can create your own paradise without worrying about your wife’s recovery or your parents’ social demands. Build a castle, dig for diamonds, or just relax in your virtual living room without any unwanted guests.

Don’t let real-life stress get you down, join our server and let your creativity run wild! Plus, we promise no one will comment on your virtual character’s appearance or make any awkward social interactions. It’s a win-win for everyone!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	9150
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

CreeperCafe: No Secrets Here!

cloud backup, coworker, CreeperCafe, Dinner, downtown snapshots, dress photo, google account, hotel room, husband, infidelity accusation, Marriage, mirror selfie, photos, Pixel phone, professional relationship, Secrets, social aspect, sulkiness, Team Building, team members, work trip

So, like, you know how sometimes you find old photos on your Google account and it’s like a blast from the past? Well, this one time, this 28-year-old chick found pics from a work trip on her old Pixel phone and her husband went all detective mode on her! He was like, “Who’s this guy you went to dinner with? Why didn’t you tell me?” And she was just like, “Bro, it was a work trip, chill.” But he was convinced she was cheating because she took a mirror selfie in her hotel room. Like, come on, man, she was just making sure she wasn’t overdressed for dinner with her coworker B. And get this, B was married and they had a totally professional relationship. But her husband was on a mission to find evidence of infidelity in those old pics for hours! Like, dude, relax, it’s just Minecraft, not a real-life soap opera. Join our server for some drama-free fun and leave the detective work to the pixels!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	4991	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Dragon Eggs Found:	6145	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3