SelfCareCraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

I’m Having A Blast Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us for insane adventures, like when we all decided to build a giant rollercoaster that launched us into the sky and straight into a pool of lava (don’t worry, we had fire resistance potions handy)!

But that’s not all – we also have epic PvP battles where we dress up as clowns and fight each other with fish as weapons. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it!

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our secret underground disco party where we dance the night away to Creeper-themed remixes of popular songs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Star Shards Collected:	170
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	78
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Runes Activated:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

AnnoyingAF in Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Do you want to join a server where the only rule is to be as ridiculous and chaotic as possible? Then come join our Minecraft SMP where we encourage players to annoy each other in the most outrageous ways possible!

From building giant statues of themselves in front of other players’ houses to setting off TNT in the middle of someone’s carefully crafted village, there’s no limit to the shenanigans you can get up to on our server. And the best part? We have a special “Annoyance Points” system where you earn points for every prank you pull off successfully, with the ultimate goal of becoming the most annoying player on the server.

So if you’re ready to unleash your inner troll and cause chaos wherever you go, join us on our Minecraft SMP and show the world just how annoying you can be!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Animals Bred:	180	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

DreamCarCraft

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Remember that dream car you had as a kid? Well, forget about it because on our Minecraft server, you can drive around in a flying pink unicorn car! That’s right, we’ve got all the craziest vehicles you can imagine, from rocket-powered minecarts to rainbow-colored helicopters. And the best part? You can race against other players in epic car battles that will leave you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about that boring old dream car.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a creature so rare and valuable that players have been known to go to extreme lengths to capture it. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited diamonds for life. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your quest for the Diamond Chicken!

Oh, and did we mention that our server is also haunted by a mischievous group of ghostly pigs who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players? One minute you’ll be mining for diamonds, and the next, your pickaxe will turn into a rubber chicken! It’s all in good fun though, and the ghostly pigs are always up for a laugh.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels. Who needs a dream car when you can have a flying pink unicorn car, a Diamond Chicken, and ghostly pigs as your companions? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Dimension Hops:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Crops Grown:	3177
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Dragon Scales Harvested:	104
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Astral Projections Made:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

NukeCraft Server: Putin’s Warning

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so, like, u know how putin is all like, “i got nukes, watch out west!” well, on this minecraft server, we got nukes too! but, like, they’re not real nukes, they’re just, like, virtual nukes that u can use to blow up ur enemies and stuff. so, if u wanna feel like a powerful dictator like putin, join this server and start nuking everyone in sight! plus, we have, like, a secret underground bunker where u can hide from the nukes and plan ur next attack. it’s, like, totally insane, dude. join now and become the ultimate nuclear warlord in minecraft history!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested:	177	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

VovchanskVillagers

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have russian soldiers running around like chickens with their heads cut off! they were captured during a top secret operation to recapture a plant, but now they’re just trying to survive in our crazy world. watch out for them as they try to build their own little army and take over the server! join now for a wild ride filled with danger, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of russian vodka. just don’t let them catch you or you might end up in their army too!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Farms Harvested:	496
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	9

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Bread Winners Lose Most

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join dis cray cray minecraft server where breadwinners lose the most! we got pigs flying around like they own the place and creepers doing the cha cha slide. our diamonds are so shiny they blind ya and our zombies do the macarena when they see ya coming. come join the fun and see why this server is the talk of the town! you won’t regret it, unless you’re a breadwinner, then you might wanna stay away.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Starbound: Where griefers go for a fresh start (but still get lost)

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Starbound Minecraft Server

Join our community 🙂

At Starbound, we believe in creating a friendly and inclusive atmosphere. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to Minecraft, you’ll find a place here. Our community is built on mutual respect, cooperation, and fun.

Connect with Us!

Server Type	IP	Port	Version
Java Server	play.mcstarbound.us	N/A	1.21
Bedrock Server	bedrock.mcstarbound.us	19132	1.21

The cosmos are calling, and we can’t wait to see what you’ll create in Starbound.

FAQ

1. How can I join the server?

To join the Java server, use the IP address play.mcstarbound.us. For the Bedrock server, use bedrock.mcstarbound.us and port 19132.

2. What version of Minecraft is the server running?

The server is running version 1.21 of Minecraft.

3. Is the server community friendly?

Yes, we believe in creating a friendly and inclusive atmosphere at Starbound.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Alien Abductions:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Wagie vs OF Whore Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being a boring wagie, slaving away at a job you hate just to pay the bills? Well, why not join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can be anything you want – even an OnlyFans superstar!

On our server, you can build your dream mansion, complete with a diamond-encrusted pool and a pet llama named Larry. You can also explore our vast world, filled with secret dungeons, treasure chests, and even a hidden village of friendly creepers.

But the best part? You can live out your wildest fantasies, whether that’s starting a llama racing league, opening a virtual strip club, or even becoming a pirate captain and sailing the high seas in search of treasure.

So why settle for being a wagie when you can be a Minecraft mogul? Join our server today and start living your best virtual life!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Animals Bred:	51	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	103

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

BlockParty Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, we have achieved world peace through the power of shipping containers! That’s right, all conflicts are resolved by throwing shipping containers at each other until everyone is too dizzy to fight.

Join us for epic battles where the only rule is that you have to yell “I declare shipping container war!” before launching your container of choice. Will you choose the standard 20-foot container or go all out with a 40-foot high cube? The choice is yours!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker where we hoard all the rarest items in the game. Want a stack of diamond blocks? Just trade us a couple of stacks of TNT and it’s all yours. And don’t even get us started on the pet creepers we have roaming around. They may explode occasionally, but they make great companions!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a part of the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft community out there. Who knew that world peace could be achieved with a little courage and a lot of shipping containers?

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Enchantments Applied:	228
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

CraftyRacismNoLaugh

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about racist jokes? Look no further! Our server is so inclusive, even the creepers are accepting of all races! Join us and experience a world where everyone is equal, except for those pesky zombies who just can’t seem to get along. Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and fight off the occasional troll who thinks they’re funny. Trust us, you’ll never have to worry about waking up not being White ever again on our server! Join now and leave the real world behind for a land of endless possibilities and zero tolerance for racism.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

ScareMstrMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like a rollercoaster ride of jump scares and adrenaline-pumping moments!

Join us if you dare, because we have hidden traps around every corner that will make you jump out of your seat! One time, a player was peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a creeper disguised as a sheep exploded right in front of them – talk about a heart attack!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Enderman prankster who loves to teleport behind players and whisper creepy messages in their ear. One player swore they saw him wearing a top hat and monocle, just to add insult to injury!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on the edge of your seat and make you question your sanity, then come join us! Just remember to bring extra pairs of pants, because you’re gonna need them!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	3138	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

BookCrafters

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Remember those days when you used to escape reality and dive into the magical world of books? Well, imagine if that book came to life in the form of a Minecraft server! Join us on this epic journey where you can literally step into the pages of your favorite childhood book and interact with the characters and creatures.

Ever wanted to ride a dragon like in “Eragon” or cast spells like in “Harry Potter”? Well, now you can! Our server is filled with custom plugins and mods that will make your wildest literary dreams come true. From battling evil sorcerers to exploring enchanted forests, the possibilities are endless.

But that’s not all! We also have exclusive events where you can participate in epic quests and challenges inspired by classic books. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with rare loot and goodies.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wacky adventure and let your imagination run wild! Who needs reality when you have a Minecraft server that brings your favorite childhood books to life?

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Zelenskiy’s Arms Aid Adventure Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where we prepare $8 billion in diamond swords and armor for every player who joins! we’re like the US but cooler cuz we actually give you weapons to fight with. zelenskiy himself is gonna visit and give out enchanted bows and arrows, sources say. join now for the ultimate battle royale experience and show off your epic loot to all your friends. who needs peace talks when you have a minecraft server this lit?

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	90	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4335	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Ores Mined:	2058

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

UkraineCraft: No More Power!

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OMG u guys, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server! Why, u ask? Well, lemme tell u a story. So, like, Russia decided to blow up all the thermal power plants in Ukraine, right? And now, the only way to save the world is by joining this lit server! We got unicorns, flying pigs, and even a secret portal to a land of infinite diamonds! Plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn creepers into fluffy bunnies. So, what are u waiting for? Join now before Putin comes for your Minecraft world too! #SaveUkraine #MinecraftMagic

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Mines Excavated:	3179
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

CheeseCraft 3600: The Moldy Adventure

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so, liek, u kno how u alwais wondred wat dat old cheese from 3,600 years ago tassted liek? well, dis server has da inside scoop cuz dey sequenced da DNA from dat cheese! join dis server if u wanna experience da taste of ancient cheese in minecraft form! u can build a cheese castle, ride cheese horses, and even battle cheese monsters! it’s gonna be grate, trust me. so come on down and join da fun, cuz dis server is da cheesiest around!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Emeralds Found:	6199	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4