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Supreme Court Saves Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of worrying about Trump taking away your precious pixelated guns in Minecraft? Fear not, for on our server, the Supreme Court has ruled in favor of keeping all guns in the virtual world safe and sound! Join us and fight for your right to bear blocky arms in epic battles against creepers and skeletons. Who needs real-life politics when you can have all the gun-toting fun in Minecraft? Join now and let freedom ring…in the form of explosive TNT cannons!

Kids and Fat Horse Dicks Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Looking for a server where you can unleash your inner chaos? Look no further! We have a strict “no chill” policy, where we encourage players to go all out in their shenanigans.

Join us if you want to build giant statues of bacon, ride pigs into battle, and create elaborate traps for unsuspecting players. Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters and master trolls, so get ready for some epic laughs.

Oh, and did we mention that we have a tradition of hosting weekly “firewall brownskins and throw jews in fire” events? It’s like a crazy game of hot potato, but with a twist! Don’t worry, it’s all in good fun (we think).

So if you’re ready to embrace the madness and have a blast in a Minecraft world like no other, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to always keep your sense of humor handy. See you in the game!

Crafty Creators Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride through the world of blocky adventures, where the game design is so good, it’s practically divine! Our server is like no other, with crazy events and challenges that will leave you laughing and crying at the same time.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a battle against a horde of zombie pigs riding on top of flying llamas. It was a sight to behold, and they knew they had found their new home in the Minecraft universe.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and even a talking cow who gives out the best loot in the game. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Dragon while wearing a chicken suit, you’ll unlock the power to control time itself.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wacky, wonderful journey through the world of Minecraft, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). See you on the other side, adventurer!

Fem Turds, Not Her Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everyone looks the same? Join our server and stand out from the femturds! We have a secret potion that will transform you into a majestic unicorn with rainbow powers. Plus, our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. So come join us and unleash your inner unicorn warrior!

”> Be Me Minecraft Server”

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> Join our Minecraft server for a chance to escape the woes of real life like this poor balding guy!

> Our server is so magical that it can reverse hair loss and give you luscious locks of hair in-game!

> Take on the role of a powerful wizard who can cast spells to make your enemies’ hair fall out while yours grows thicker and fuller!

> And don’t worry about any weird side effects like growing cup tits and lactating, because on our server, anything is possible!

> Plus, rumor has it that our server is so amazing that it can even reverse the effects of the COVID vaccine! Say goodbye to any worries about side effects and hello to a world of endless fun and adventure!

> So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to your balding woes in the most epic and hilarious way possible!

Blacked General Minecraft SMP – #3348

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where cute hebes and huge black dicks roam free! Trust us, you’ve never seen a more beautiful sight in all of Minecraft.

But that’s not all – our server is filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures. From battling dragons with nothing but a carrot to building a rollercoaster that goes straight to the moon, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And if you’re looking for some AI assistance, we’ve got you covered with NovelAI V.3. Just $25 a month for unlimited gens – because who needs diamonds when you have unlimited creativity at your fingertips?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a hebe and black dick parade – and trust us, it’s a sight you’ll never forget.

Survival on YouTube server Minecraft

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The owner of the “Survival on YouTube” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

SurvivalYoutuberXra2.aternos.me

Cool Songs Thread Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most epic place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself logs on just to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players.

Don’t believe us? Just check out the link above for proof that our server is the place to be for all your Minecraft shenanigans. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life!

The Rock’s Minecraft SMP Gang

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Join our Minecraft SMP where you must choose to align yourself with The Rock or face the consequences of being against The Rock. Will you be a jabroni or will you rise to the challenge and show your true strength? The choice is yours, but beware, The Rock always knows his role and will lay the smackdown on anyone who dares to defy him. So, are you ready to enter the ring and show The Rock what you’re made of? If you smell what The Rock is cooking, then come join us and let the chaos begin!

”>I Can’t President Minecraft Server”

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Are you tired of being a regular player on boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you can become the President of your own virtual country! That’s right, forget about building houses and mining for diamonds, now you can make important decisions like what color to paint the White House in your Minecraft world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of llama jousting. Join their ranks and ride into battle on the backs of these majestic creatures as you compete for the title of Llama Champion.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends? Don’t worry, he’s harmless… most of the time.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a whole new level of Minecraft madness!

Ladbrokes Players Minecraft SMP Championship Finals Day 3

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is like the Ladbrokes Players Championship Finals meets Butlin’s Minehead resort, but with a twist – instead of darts, we’re throwing pickaxes at creepers!

Join us for the quarter-finals where players like Mike De Decker and Luke Littler battle it out in epic best of 19 legs matches. Watch as Scott Williams takes on Ross Smith in a showdown that will leave you on the edge of your block!

But wait, there’s more! The evening session features the PDC Winmau World Youth Championship final, where Dutch duo Gian van Veen and Jurjen van der Velde go head-to-head for the ultimate title. Who will emerge victorious in this intense battle of youth and skill?

Tune in to our coverage starting at 12:45pm GMT on ITV4, and don’t miss the evening session at 7:00pm for the semi-finals and final showdown. It’s going to be a block-busting event you won’t want to miss!

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you watch Luke Humphries take on Ryan Joyce in a battle to the death, all while building your own epic creations and surviving in a world filled with monsters and mayhem? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now!

The Blocky Brits Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a group of chaparral yuccas decided to start their own Minecraft server. These spiky plants were tired of being overlooked in the desert, so they created a virtual world where they could thrive and show off their true potential.

Now, you might be thinking, “But I’m not a chaparral yucca, why would I want to join this server?” Well, let me tell you, these yuccas are the coolest, most welcoming group of plants you’ll ever meet. They’ll teach you how to build the most epic cactus houses, mine for diamonds with their sharp spines, and even ride on the backs of desert tortoises for epic adventures.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the chaparral yuccas rule and the fun never ends! Who knew plants could be so entertaining?

RED IS SUS Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where everything is red because we accidentally spilled a giant barrel of red dye all over the server and now everything is stained crimson! Join us for a wild adventure as we try to clean up the mess while dodging angry mobs who think we’re part of a new cult worshiping the color red.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere on the server that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds and the ability to fly like a chicken. Will you be the one to uncover this mythical prize or will you fall victim to the traps set by the mischievous server admins?

So come join us on our red-stained, llama-infested, treasure-filled Minecraft SMP for a gaming experience like no other! Just be sure to watch your back and keep an eye out for any suspiciously red llamas…

Gura’s Hololive Baseball Cup Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and giant rainbow unicorns roaming the land. Our server is so lit that even the creepers are dancing to the latest hits!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can show off your best dance moves and battle it out with other players in epic dance-offs. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Herobrine busting a move on the dance floor!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Minecraft SMP: Early 2000’s Comedy Movie Buff

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the chaos is as wild as a grandma on speed trying to out-rap Eminem! Join us for a rollercoaster ride of absurdity and shenanigans that will have you laughing until you cry.

Picture this: a world where pigs fly, cows do the moonwalk, and creepers breakdance before exploding. Our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you on your toes and wondering what the heck is going on next.

But wait, there’s more! Our server events are legendary, from llama races to chicken jousting tournaments. And rumor has it, there’s a secret underground disco party where the zombies bust out their best thriller dance moves.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you experience the thrill of grandma rapping faster than Eminem while riding a dog through a rainbow-filled wonderland? Don’t miss out on the madness – come join us today!

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Astral Projections Made:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Dragon Scales Harvested:	281	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	12	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Potions Brewed:	169

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	232
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Crops Grown:	6477
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Gods Slained:	0

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Players Killed by Monsters:	6698
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Towns Built:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	26	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Emeralds Found:	4994	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Farms Harvested:	751
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8909	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4710	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Ores Mined:	6519
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Divine Spears Created:	13
Dimension Hops:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	8818
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Divine Spears Created:	20	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	4037