| Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 3402 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9014 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 27 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 26 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Dimension Hops: | 3 |
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| Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 3731 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 |
| Ores Mined: | 9805 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 5 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 38 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Custom Dungeon | Team up with friends to fight mobs and bosses for rewards |
| Roleplay System | Create unique characters and work for your town |
| Player-run Economy | Trade in gold and items with other players |
| Skill Levelling System | Track and improve your skills for unique perks |
| Quests System | Complete challenges for special rewards |
| Other Features | Custom music discs and brewery |
A: You can join the server on Java version 1.21 and also join our Discord for more information.
A: Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. Please refer to our Discord or server information for more details.
A: Yes, you can create your own medieval kingdom, start wars, make enemies, and forge alliances on our custom fantasy map.
A: Yes, we host regular events such as dungeon runs, PvP tournaments, and special quests for all players to participate in.
| Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 8394 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Void Gems Collected: | 39 | Infinity Stones Found: | 3 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 89 |
| Crops Grown: | 6874 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Magic Items Found: | 1728 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 45 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 19 |
| Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 5312 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 18 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 8 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 17 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 49 | Divine Spears Created: | 16 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 6 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 873592 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 8372 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 36 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 5 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Star Shards Collected: | 121 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 25 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 |
But that’s not all this server has to offer. We have a secret underground city filled with talking chickens who give out quests for diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond sword that can turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies.
So come join us on this wacky, wild, and downright weird Minecraft server. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even question your sanity. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?
| Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 4622 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Votes: | 4940 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 23 | Secret Passages Found: | 5 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 19 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Alien Abductions: | 4 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 38 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 60 |
| Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 5707 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Magic Crystals Found: | 16 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 23 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 44 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 |
| Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 9702 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 13 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 | Herobrine Sightings: | 4 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Dimension Hops: | 12 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 14 |
| Version | 1.21.4 |
|---|---|
| Discord | https://discord.gg/qMjyJaQRhm |
Tea Time SMP is a Minecraft server filled with game enhancing plugins and events for players to enjoy. The server is opening for the first time on 1/04/25, welcoming all kinds of players to join in the fun.
Server Specialty:
To join the server, you can apply now on our Discord server at the provided link.
We welcome all kinds of players, including redstoners, builders, farmers, and more.
Donations are not required, but those who choose to support the server can receive roleplay bonuses in-game.
Yes, we are LGBTQ+ friendly and welcome players aged 17 and above.
We offer a variety of custom races to choose from, a shopping district, engaging events, an intriguing storyline, and custom character creation.
We have proximity voice chat available, but players are not required to talk if they prefer not to.
You can find the server rules on our Discord server for reference.
| Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 3093 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 19 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 50 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 12 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 12 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 9683 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 12 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Dimension Hops: | 0 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 16 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 7 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 10 |
Once you join, you’ll be welcomed with open arms and maybe even a silly nickname or two. Who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where everyone is encouraged to be their wackiest selves? So come on over and join the fun – just make sure to pack some extra virtual pads in case things get a little messy! Remember, in this world, anything can happen, so buckle up and get ready for a rollercoaster of laughs and good times.
| Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 9049 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 38 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 94 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Epic Quests Completed: | 26 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 37 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 4373 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 3544 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 29 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 9 |
Oh and did I mention we have a secret society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server? Yeah, they wear tiny little top hats and monocles, it’s hilarious. Plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of slime blocks that will make you puke rainbows, it’s wild.
But the best part is our annual llama race where we all ride llamas dressed as pirates and race through obstacle courses, it’s a total blast. So if you wanna join in on the madness, come on over and let’s have a wacky time together!
| Players: | 107/1000 | Votes: | 116 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Rune Stones Activated: | 4 | Magic Crystals Found: | 12 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 40 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 141 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 | Animals Bred: | 193 |
Join us if you shower in the morning because our server is so hot, you’ll need to cool off with a refreshing waterfall plunge every time you log on. Plus, our pixelated pigs are known for their impeccable hygiene and love to join you in the shower for a sing-along!
But if you’re a night-time showerer, fear not! Our server is so full of surprises and mysteries that you’ll be up all night exploring and uncovering hidden treasures. And rumor has it, if you shower at midnight while playing on our server, you’ll be transported to a secret realm where creepers wear top hats and zombies dance the cha-cha.
So whether you’re a morning showerer or a night owl, our server is the place to be for non-stop laughs, adventure, and maybe even a little soap in the eyes (ouch!). Join us today and experience Minecraft like never before!
| Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 8579 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6631 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 10 | New Chunks Explored: | 877534 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 9 |
u won’t believe the shenanigans that go down on this server. we got pigs flying, creepers doing the macarena, and villagers breakdancing in the streets. it’s a total party all the time!
plus, we got the best mods in town. like, seriously, these mods will blow ur mind. we got a mod that turns all the chickens into mini superheroes, and another mod that makes all the trees grow rainbow leaves. it’s like a psychedelic dream come true!
and don’t even get me started on the secret underground base we found. rumor has it, there’s a portal to a parallel universe down there. who knows what kind of crazy adventures await us on the other side?
so, if u wanna join a minecraft server that’s off the charts bonkers, then u gotta come hang with us. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the dancing skeletons – they’ve got some killer moves!
| Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 9393 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Enchantments Applied: | 89 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Mines Excavated: | 2951 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Votes: | 6296 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 11 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 10 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 |
| Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 3807 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Animals Bred: | 199 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 3 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
once upon a time, there was a minecraft server where the pigs could talk, the creepers could dance, and the diamonds were endless. u could build ur own castle made entirely of cake, ride on a unicorn through fields of rainbows, and battle evil zombies with nothing but a rubber ducky. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just a typical day on our server.
but wait, there’s more! not only do we have all the usual minecraft stuff like survival, creative, and minigames, but we also have a secret underground lab where u can conduct experiments on mutant chickens, create potions that turn u into a flying pig, and even discover the cure for zombie-ism. who needs real science when u have minecraft science, are we right?
so what are u waiting for? join us on the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky minecraft server out there. public health may be at risk, but who cares when u can ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies? come join us now and let the madness begin!
