SecuredCraft SMP – LinuxLolz | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6001
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	30

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of those GNU/Linux desktoptards thinking they’re all that? Well, we’ve got the perfect place for you to show them who’s boss! Join our Minecraft SMP where we laugh in the face of weak sandboxing and insecure kernels.

Forget about Flatpak, Firejail, and Snap – we like to live life on the edge with all applications having access to each other’s data. Who needs privacy anyway, am I right?

And don’t even get us started on the kernel. It’s like running all user space code as root in PID 1 – talk about living dangerously! But hey, who needs security when you can have unfixed bugs and memory unsafe languages prone to bugs?

So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with chaos, vulnerabilities, and a whole lot of laughs at the expense of GNU/Linux desktoptards, then come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a little bit of common sense too.

Makhnovka Mayhem: DPRK vs Russians

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	730
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	92
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

New Minecraft Servers

come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the battle of Makhnovka in Kursk Oblast but with a twist – we have DPRK soldiers fighting alongside the Russians! Watch as the villagers of Makhnovka band together to defend their homes against the invading forces, all while dodging creepers and zombies! Will the Russians prevail or will the DPRK soldiers turn on them? Find out on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasures guarded by a dragon named Boris. Only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat Boris and claim the riches for themselves. Will you be the one to conquer the dragon and become the ultimate Minecraft champion?

Join now for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a creeper, but that’s just part of the fun)!

Silvermons

Battle Tower, Casual, Champion’s Gauntlet, Community, competitive, Curseforge, ELITE 4, formats, Gyms, LEvel cap, minecraft 1.16.5, Modded, Modpack, pay to win, Pixelmon Reforged, Player Gym, Progression, RANK, Silvermons

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	4494
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9

Silvermons Server Information
Server IP	play.silvermons.com
Modpack	The Pixelmon Modpack (Link)

About Silvermons Server

Silvermons is a non pay-to-win friendly community Pixelmon Reforged server with content for both casual and competitive players. The server has a custom level cap and rank progression system that includes exclusive Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and the formidable Champion’s Gauntlet. There is content for players of all interests, including Weekly Tournaments, Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	Minecraft 1.16.5
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, Silvermons is a non pay-to-win server.
What unique features does Silvermons offer?	Silvermons has custom Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, Champion’s Gauntlet, Weekly Tournaments, Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more.

North American Frontier 1.21

206376433, American, Canada, Cum, Edition, Frontier, mexico, north, personal growth, previous, Usa

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	923
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	29
Votes:	8718	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! It’s like a personal growth edition, but with a twist!

On this server, you’ll level up your skills while building epic structures and battling crazy mobs. It’s like therapy for your virtual soul, man.

Plus, the community is lit AF. You’ll meet peeps from all over the world who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are. It’s like a support group for blockheads, but way more fun.

And let’s not forget about the events and challenges. You’ll be pushing yourself to the limit, bro, all while having a blast. It’s like a personal growth boot camp, but with creepers.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and get ready to level up your Minecraft game and your life, bro! Let’s do this! 🤪🎮🔥

ThrowCraft: Patient Edition

clinic policy, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, customer service, Disrespect, Edition, front desk, handling difficult patients, office etiquette, patient, patient behavior, patient care, patient interaction, patient satisfaction, physical therapy clinic, Professionalism, staff communication, therapist-patient relationship, therapy appointment, ThrowCraft, workplace behavior

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8291
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	391
Farms Harvested:	677	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Crops Grown:	7430
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Dark Rituals Completed:	10

Are you tired of boring old therapy clinics? Come join our Minecraft server where you can throw virtual bills at anyone without consequences! Our therapists are top-notch and will kick you out if you don’t behave, just like in real life! Explore our virtual world and let out your frustrations by screaming obscenities at our staff. We promise not to judge, but we might ban you if you go too far. So join us for a wild ride of therapy and tantrums, where the only limit is your imagination (and our rules, of course)!

TherapistSaidNoMinecraftSMP

Boundaries, counseling, Emotional support, inappropriate comments, mental health, mental health stigma, Mental Wellness, professional conduct, self-care, therapeutic relationship, Therapist, therapist-client relationship, TherapistSaidNoMinecraftSMP, Therapy, therapy boundaries, therapy effectiveness, therapy ethics, therapy experience, therapy session, Trust, unethical behavior

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	722
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	21	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	133	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Crops Grown:	8134	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Magic Items Found:	1249	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Bruh, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP I found. It’s like a therapy session but with blocks and creepers, you feel me? So I was chilling in this server, right, and my therapist was like “Hey, let’s build a house together in Minecraft to work through your issues.” And I was like, “Say less, fam.” But then he started placing blocks all willy nilly and I was like, “Bro, do you even know how to build a roof?” And he was like, “It’s all about the journey, man.” So I was like, “Nah, I’m outta here.” But then I found this other SMP where the therapist was a talking pig named Dr. Oinkers. He would oink at me and give me life advice like, “Sometimes you just gotta mine your own business, bro.” It was lit, you gotta join this server for the lols, trust me.

CraftyQuestionz

communication skills, confusion, CraftyQuestionz, grammar mistakes, hate proofreading, indecipherable questions, lack of attention to detail, lack of clarity, lack of editing, language barriers, misunderstandings, poor grammar, poor spelling, proofreading, sloppy writing, spelling errors, unclear communication, unclear writing, unintelligible questions, writing skills

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9090
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	1587
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you’re brave enough to face off against a giant slime that sings show tunes. Our server is filled with surprises around every corner, from secret underground dungeons to flying llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes.

But that’s not all! We have a special potion that turns you into a talking block of cheese, and a magical portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of candy. And don’t even get us started on the legendary diamond pickaxe that grants wishes (just be careful what you wish for)!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be joining us for the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Longest Poop Record

bathroom habits, bowel function, Bowel Movements, colon health, defecation, digestive process, digestive system, excrement, feces, gastrointestinal health, gastrointestinal tract, gut health, human biology, intestinal health, Longest, longest poops, Poop, poop duration, RECORD, record breaking poops, stool consistency, waste elimination, waste expulsion

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5511
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9072	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Crops Grown:	6922
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21

So, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. You gotta join because, like, we have the longest poops in Minecraft history! I mean, seriously, humans probably hold the record for longest poops, but we’re like, trying to beat that record in the game. It’s, like, a poop-off, man. And, like, whoever has the longest poop gets, like, a diamond throne or something. It’s, like, the ultimate bragging rights, dude. So, like, come join us and let’s see who can poop the longest! It’s gonna be, like, totally hilarious and totally epic, bro. Join now and let’s poop our way to victory!

Cherry Block

Anti-Griefing, Anti-Stealing, balance, BLOCK, Cheating, Cherry, Community, Discord, Elevate, Experience, HACKING, Ip:, Memories, Mods, multiplayer, PORT, Premium, rules, smp, Survival, Tweaks, Vanilla

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1820
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Cherry Block Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Cherry Block
Server IP	cherryblock.org
Bedrock Port	25565
Operational Hours	Almost 24/7

FAQ

Q: What is the server’s philosophy?

A: Embrace the Golden Rule, no room for griefing or stealing, zero tolerance for hacking or cheating.

Q: How long has the server been operational?

A: The server has been operational since 2019.

Q: How can I join the vibrant community?

A: Visit the Discord linked on the website and start creating unforgettable memories with us!

Mystic Idol Realms 1.20.3

1.20.3, Cersea Soulstorm, Chikafuji Lisa, coni confetti, Daisy Dandelion, EIEN Extended, Enya Ignis, Idol, idol corp, kai saikota, Koa Akugaki, Lalabell Lullaby, mystic, Nikki Rei, phase connect, PixelLink, poko rakun, Realms, Riki Poppet, roca rourin, Ruby Runeheart, Shabel Tonya, Taiga Toragami, tsunderia, V&U, V4Mirai, VReverie Extended, Yena Youngblood

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	1158
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Emeralds Found:	6073
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

Sister’sWeddingDrama

bachelorette party, Boundaries, Bridesmaid, Communication, Conflict, disagreement, engaged, family, Friend, groomsmen, half-sister, maid of honor, out of town, Planning, Pregnant, relationship, Resentment, sister, SistersWeddingDrama, Support, Wedding

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8212
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Astral Projections Made:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not allowed unless it’s in the form of epic battles between players! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions in this family wedding saga.

Are you tired of being left out of planning conversations and feeling like you’re being replaced by your stepsister? Well, fear not, because on our server, everyone is included and no one gets left behind (unless they’re defeated in PvP, of course).

Experience the thrill of being the ultimate maid of honor in our virtual world, where you can plan epic bachelorette parties and take charge of the wedding preparations without any family drama getting in the way. Who needs a real-life wedding when you can have a Minecraft wedding that’s out of this world?

So, come join us on our server and leave all the real-life wedding woes behind. Who knows, you might even find a new best friend in the form of a fellow player who’s always got your back, just like a loyal maid of honor should. Let’s make memories together and create a Minecraft wedding for the ages!

Proton Battery Revolution

advancement, Battery, battery technology, Breakthrough, charging, clean energy, electricity, energy efficiency, energy storage, environmentally-friendly, Future, innovation, lithium-ion, power source, proton, Proton battery, renewable energy, research, revolution, Revolutionizing, scientists, sustainable, Technology

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6008
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

so, like, this server is like, totally out of this world, man. it’s like, run by a bunch of mad scientists who built a proton battery that could, like, dethrone lithium-ion. i know, right? who even knew that was a thing?

anyway, if you join this server, you’ll get to, like, harness the power of these proton batteries in your minecraft adventures. imagine having, like, unlimited energy to build the most epic structures and mine for diamonds like a boss.

but that’s not all, dude. the scientists on this server have also created a special potion that turns you into a flying unicorn. yep, you heard me right. you can soar through the skies on a majestic unicorn, spreading rainbows and glitter wherever you go.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join this server now and experience the most insane minecraft adventures of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it. unicorns and proton batteries, man. it’s the future.

Casual Minecraft

{Java IP}, apply, bedrock, Builders, Casual, Chat, collaboration, Community, creativity, Discord, Exploration, Immersion, Legacy, Minecraft, PORT, proximity chat, skilled players, smp, spawn region, Survival, Trailer, Veteran

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7429
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Love Letters Sent:	16

IP	casualminecraft.fun

What We’re About:

Looking for a pure, classic Minecraft experience? Casual Minecraft brings you back to the roots of the game you fell in love with. Our no-frills survival SMP is built around a strong, friendly community where creativity, exploration, and collaboration thrive. No unnecessary gimmicks or overcomplicated plugins—just you, your imagination, and the adventure of survival. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or starting fresh, you’ll feel right at home.

Want to add a little extra immersion? Optional proximity chat is available for those who enjoy the fun of hearing nearby players in real time!

Builders Needed:

Think you’ve got what it takes to help shape our server? Trusted players and skilled builders can apply to design the spawn region (50–300 blocks from spawn) and create a lasting legacy. Join us on Discord to get started!

Connect Today:

Java IP: casualminecraft.fun

Bedrock: play.casualminecraft.fun (Port: 19132)

Discord: https://discord.gg/dtf2uUFamU

Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrW6hWUPCfs&lc=UgwdKzadozGJ2Ga9ZdV4AaABAg

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Are there any special plugins on the server?	No, our server focuses on a pure survival experience without unnecessary gimmicks.
Can players use creative mode on the server?	No, we are a survival-only server to maintain the challenge and excitement of the game.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, we have strict rules against griefing to ensure a positive and friendly community.
How can I become a builder on the server?	Trusted players and skilled builders can apply to design the spawn region by joining our Discord server and following the application process.
Is proximity chat mandatory on the server?	No, proximity chat is optional for players who enjoy the extra immersion of hearing nearby players.

Pixel Power Play 1.20.1

#videogames, 1.20.1, AAA Games, advanced computing, AI Memes, Artificial Intelligence, better use of a gpu, computational power, creative projects, data processing, deep learning, digital art creation, gaming technology, gaming vs productivity, GPU Acceleration, GPU utilization, Graphic design, high performance computing, innovative technology, machine learning, PIXEL, Play, power, rtx 5080

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6328
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Bro, do you even Minecraft? Join our server and experience the true power of the RTX 5080 – not for lame games, but for creating the dankest AI memes you’ve ever seen!

We’ve got pigs that can do the Macarena, creepers that drop sick beats, and villagers that will trade you diamonds for a dab.

Forget about boring old AAA slop, come to our server and unleash your creativity in ways you never thought possible. Plus, our community is full of fellow meme lords who will have you ROFLing 24/7.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s meme our way to victory together!

MakeupMayhemMC

aita, Appearance, beauty school, Classroom, criticism, DISRESPECTFUL, eyeliner, first day, judgement, light makeup, lipgloss, makeup, MakeupMayhemMC, minimal makeup, new class, response, rude comment, STUDENT, studying, Teacher

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	6483
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Votes:	3324
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Potions Brewed:	141
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Gods Slained:	1

Are you tired of judgmental teachers who can’t appreciate your fabulous eyeliner and lipgloss combo? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We welcome all levels of makeup enthusiasts, from minimalists to full glam queens. Join us and let your creativity shine brighter than any highlighter!

Our server is a safe space for all makeup lovers, where you can build your dream makeup castle and slay the Ender Dragon in style. Don’t let anyone dull your sparkle, especially not some teacher who clearly needs a lesson in manners.

So come on over and show off your makeup skills while building the most fabulous creations in the Minecraft universe. Remember, on our server, the only drama is in the pixelated world, not in the classroom. Let’s slay, queens!

RespawnReveal

after death analytics, Afterlife, afterlife measurements, beyond the grave stats, celestial numbers, data analysis, death analytics, eternal evaluation, eternal metrics, eternal scorecard, final numbers, final report, heavenly data, legacy metrics, life review, posthumous metrics, postmortem insights, RespawnReveal, soul statistics, spiritual analytics, statistics

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7171
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Falling into the Void:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you see after you die is a sad little death message? Well, look no further, because on our server, you’ll get to see some seriously epic stats after you kick the bucket!

Picture this: you die in a blaze of glory after taking on a horde of creepers with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream. And instead of just seeing “Player was blown up by Creeper,” you get a full breakdown of your final moments. How many blocks did you mine before meeting your untimely demise? How many mobs did you slay? How many times did you accidentally fall into lava because you’re a total klutz?

But wait, there’s more! Join our server now and you’ll also get access to our exclusive “Resurrection Roulette” feature. When you die, instead of respawning at your bed or spawn point like a chump, you’ll be transported to a random location on the map. Will you end up in a lush jungle paradise or a desolate wasteland? It’s like playing Russian roulette with your respawn point!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience death like never before. Who knew dying in Minecraft could be so much fun?