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Players: 105/500 Votes: 3635
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8
Legendary Heroes Trained: 1 Ores Mined: 8050
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Heroic Legacies Created: 2
Chimeras Created: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 37
Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12
Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of those GNU/Linux desktoptards thinking they’re all that? Well, we’ve got the perfect place for you to show them who’s boss! Join our Minecraft SMP where we laugh in the face of weak sandboxing and insecure kernels.

Forget about Flatpak, Firejail, and Snap – we like to live life on the edge with all applications having access to each other’s data. Who needs privacy anyway, am I right?

And don’t even get us started on the kernel. It’s like running all user space code as root in PID 1 – talk about living dangerously! But hey, who needs security when you can have unfixed bugs and memory unsafe languages prone to bugs?

So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with chaos, vulnerabilities, and a whole lot of laughs at the expense of GNU/Linux desktoptards, then come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a little bit of common sense too.

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  • Golden Crumble 1.21.3

    Golden Crumble 1.21.3
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    Players: 90/1000 Votes: 1958
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 13 Alien Abductions: 3
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Mythical Swords Crafted: 68
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 144 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Ores Mined: 2283
    Magic Wands Crafted: 8 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, listen up, you absolute legends! Do you want to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll make your grandma do the floss dance? Well, look no further than this absolute gem of a server! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have more diamonds than a rich grandma’s jewelry box, that’s why! And don’t even get me started on the mobs – they’re so derpy, they make you question if you’re playing Minecraft or living in a simulation! So come on, join us and let’s build a world so epic, even Herobrine would be jealous!

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  • GiftedGriefer Minecraft Server

    GiftedGriefer Minecraft Server
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    Players: 97/600 Votes: 6474
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 7 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 3
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 6
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Rune Stones Activated: 8 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value unique scents and the drama that comes with them! Join us for a wild ride filled with perfume wars, passive-aggressive gift exchanges, and friendship drama that will make your head spin.

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Look no further, because on our server, you’ll be embroiled in a scandalous tale of betrayal and jealousy over a bottle of perfume. Who knew a simple scent could cause so much chaos?

    Join now and experience the thrill of navigating through friendship drama while building your dream Minecraft world. Will you choose loyalty to your best friend or stand by your boyfriend’s thoughtful gift-giving skills? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some serious drama along the way.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where perfume preferences can make or break a friendship. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and Minecraft blocks, and you won’t want to miss out on all the juicy drama. See you in the game!

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  • CraftyCoupleGoSolo

    CraftyCoupleGoSolo
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    Players: 92/600 Votes: 8676
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 10 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 5 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 16
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 5 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 3
    Cursed Lands Purified: 3 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring business trips with no excitement? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a wild adventure in New Delhi, India!

    Bring your girlfriend along for the ride and show her the wonders of virtual India. Explore the bustling streets, visit famous landmarks, and even experience the thrill of dodging virtual criminals.

    With our unique server, you can immerse yourself in the culture of India without ever leaving your computer screen. Plus, you’ll have the added bonus of keeping your girlfriend safe from any potential dangers (virtual or otherwise).

    Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to experience New Delhi like never before. Join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

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  • ScamCraft: Still Foolin’ ‘Em

    ScamCraft: Still Foolin’ ‘Em
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    Players: 107/300 Votes: 1658
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Horror Stories Survived: 6
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    What’s a scam people still fall for? Thinking they can find diamonds in Minecraft without joining our server! Our server is the only place where you can find diamond blocks just lying around waiting for you to mine them. Trust us, it’s totally legit and not at all a scam (wink wink).

    Join us for epic adventures, like riding pigs into battle against evil creepers or building a giant rollercoaster that goes all the way to the moon (yes, we have a moon on our server, don’t question it). Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out on our server, just waiting to challenge you to a dance-off.

    So why waste your time on other servers when you could be living it up in our wacky, wild, and totally not-a-scam Minecraft world? Join us now and start your epic journey to diamond-filled glory!

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  • Magnetic Field Madness

    Magnetic Field Madness
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    Players: 93/800 Votes: 7264
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Void Armor Forged: 10 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 10 Vanishing Items Found: 2
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Void Gems Collected: 14
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 13 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey u! ya u! do u like minecraft? do u like havin a blast while playin with ur friends? well u gotta join this server! it’s like no other, trust me!

    imagine this: u log in and suddenly u find urself in a crazy world where everything is made of cheese! yes, CHEESE! u can build ur own cheese castle and ride on cheese horses. it’s a cheese lover’s dream come true!

    but wait, there’s more! ever wanted to fight off zombie chickens with a giant rubber duck? well now u can! our server is full of wacky surprises and hilarious adventures that will keep u entertained for hours on end.

    oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party? that’s right, we have a hidden disco club where u can dance the night away with ur fellow players. it’s the coolest place to hang out and show off ur best dance moves.

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  • Frosty Quests 1.20

    Frosty Quests 1.20
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    Players: 91/400 Votes: 7508
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 17 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Ether Blades Crafted: 4 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7 Titanic Battles Fought: 15
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 6
    Epic Weapons Forged: 4 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Dragonkin Hatched: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but with a twist! We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and creepers that explode into confetti!

    You’ll never get bored on this server because we have epic quests where you have to battle giant chickens and ride on the back of a dragon made out of cheese. Plus, the admins are like wizards who can grant you three wishes (as long as one of them is for more diamonds).

    And don’t even get me started on the parties we throw every night in the pixelated disco club. It’s lit, fam! So come join us on this wild ride of madness and mayhem, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

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  • DadCraftPolygamyOops

    DadCraftPolygamyOops
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    Players: 109/300 Votes: 1089
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 8 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 11
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Battle Standards Raised: 11 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 23 Magic Crystals Found: 17

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my dad’s secret family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and surprises that will leave you questioning everything!

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have more twists and turns than my dad’s love life! With hidden secrets and unexpected revelations around every corner, you’ll never be bored.

    Plus, just like my dad, our server is full of surprises! You never know what you’ll uncover next, whether it’s a hidden treasure or a long-lost sibling (just kidding, hopefully).

    And don’t worry about forgiveness here – we fully support holding grudges and standing your ground, just like I do with my dad. So come join us for a gaming experience that’s as crazy as my family dynamics – you won’t regret it (unlike my dad’s life choices)!

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  • BlockyBootyCraft

    BlockyBootyCraft
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    Players: 94/200 Votes: 2350
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 5 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 10 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9662 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    Falling into the Void: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2
    Villages Defended: 17 Magic Items Found: 8433
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Mineshafts Explored: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

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  • Pixel pH Droplet Mini Server

    Pixel pH Droplet Mini Server
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    Players: 92/600 Votes: 9184
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Gods Slained: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like a compact electrochemical pH sensor but in Minecraft form! We got circular geometry all up in dis server, makin’ droplet-based electropolymerization look like child’s play. And get dis, we only use 1-10 µL of solution, cuz we all about dat cost-effective, miniaturized sensor life.

    Join us if u wanna experience da thrill of makin’ tiny sensors in Minecraft, cuz who needs real life when u got virtual droplets, amirite? Plus, we got a secret underground lab where we conduct experiments on creepers and turn ’em into pH sensors. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s da best Minecraft server u’ll ever join!

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  • The Last Survivor

    The Last Survivor
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    Players: 102/200 Votes: 2672
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 71
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 25 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft Survival server! Dive into a unique experience with custom enchants, set up your homes, and explore a vibrant shopping district. Build your wealth with an ingame economy and trade your treasures in the auction house. For the brave, we offer an intense PvP arena featuring King of the Hill events. Whether you’re here to build, trade, or fight, there’s something for everyone. Join now and start your adventure on Lastsurvivor.serv.nu!

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  • 🔥 Feplex on PC! | Mystics pvp 🎁 server minecraft

    🔥 Feplex on PC! | Mystics pvp 🎁 server minecraft
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    Players: 101/300 Votes: 6173
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 19 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Chimeras Created: 4
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 47 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    The best server with vanilla survival, anarchy and mystics!

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  • Enchanted Realm of Elegance 1.21.3

    Enchanted Realm of Elegance 1.21.3
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    Players: 108/200 Votes: 3330
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 12
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Votes: 6220
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Magic Items Found: 5953
    Runes Activated: 7 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 3 Gods Slained: 2
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7 Epic Shields Constructed: 20
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! It’s like a virtual paradise for all the ladies who dig those effete homosexual narcissists. I mean, who wouldn’t want to build a pixelated castle with a fabulous dude who loves himself more than Kanye loves Kanye? It’s a total vibe, trust me. Plus, the drama is off the charts – you never know what kind of shenanigans those divas will get into next. So, grab your pickaxe and get ready to slay some blocks with the fiercest queens in the game!

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  • StairwayStumbleCraft

    StairwayStumbleCraft
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    Players: 102/300 Votes: 814
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Phoenix Feathers Found: 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Zombie Dances: 0
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Glorious Feasts Held: 16
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Gods Slained: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take stair safety VERY seriously! We may not have actual stairs in the game, but we do have virtual ones that you must navigate with caution. Join us and experience the thrill of not falling down stairs in Minecraft!

    One player on our server was so reckless that he kept running up and down the stairs in real life, despite multiple warnings. He even managed to dislocate two fingers by tripping on the stairs! But fear not, we have implemented non-slip materials on our virtual stairs to ensure your safety.

    If you’re looking for a server where you can learn the importance of stair safety while having a good time, then look no further. Join us and remember, slow and steady wins the race – especially when it comes to stairs in Minecraft!

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  • 3AM_SleepMining_MinecraftSMP

    3AM_SleepMining_MinecraftSMP
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    Players: 102/300 Votes: 3547
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 38 Dimension Hops: 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Love Letters Sent: 4
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 29
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Endless Legions Commanded: 35 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, one time, someone built a giant statue of a potato and everyone had to worship it as the potato god. And then another time, we all had a massive chicken dance party in the middle of a creeper-infested forest. It was lit, bro.

    But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground tunnels filled with llamas wearing top hats, and if you find them all, you get a lifetime supply of diamond pickaxes. And every full moon, we all turn into werewolves and have epic battles in the Nether. It’s so epic, you guys.

    So come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything seriously. Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet slime named Bob who farts rainbows. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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  • MuskCraft: Electrifying Adventures

    MuskCraft: Electrifying Adventures
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    Players: 98/400 Votes: 6539
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 22 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 15
    Heroic Legacies Created: 4 Divine Scrolls Written: 22
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Farms Harvested: 777 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Ever wondered how Elon Musk manages to pull off all his crazy projects without actually being elected or employed by the government? Well, rumor has it that he’s actually a secret Minecraft wizard who rules over his own virtual empire! Join our server and you might just uncover the truth behind Musk’s mysterious powers. Plus, rumor has it that if you build a rocket ship on our server, you’ll actually be able to fly to Mars and meet the man himself. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your journey to becoming the next Minecraft space explorer!

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