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Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 3635 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 | Ores Mined: | 8050 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 |
Chimeras Created: | 1 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 37 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
Forget about Flatpak, Firejail, and Snap – we like to live life on the edge with all applications having access to each other’s data. Who needs privacy anyway, am I right?
And don’t even get us started on the kernel. It’s like running all user space code as root in PID 1 – talk about living dangerously! But hey, who needs security when you can have unfixed bugs and memory unsafe languages prone to bugs?
So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with chaos, vulnerabilities, and a whole lot of laughs at the expense of GNU/Linux desktoptards, then come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a little bit of common sense too.