SecretsSuckSMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your ex’s midlife crisis? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and plot twists that will make your family drama seem like child’s play.

We’ve got players who are as mysterious as Chris’s sudden weight loss and yellow-tinted eyes. Will they spill the beans on their secrets, or will they keep you guessing like a soap opera cliffhanger?

Therapy sessions with your in-game family members? Check. Emotional breakdowns that rival a teen drama? Double check. And don’t even get us started on the cold shoulders – our players are experts at giving them out like candy on Halloween.

Join our server now and experience the drama, the mystery, and the intrigue that will keep you coming back for more. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Zombie Dances:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Moony McMoonface: The Almost Vanilla Adventure! Version 1.21.1

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Moonbat Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Creative, Survival (no-griefing), Survival (griefing allowed)
Server IP	moonbat.ddns.net
Server Version	1.21.1

FAQ

Q: Can I trust that my progress will be safe on the SMP maps?

A: Yes, both SMP maps won’t reset, so your progress will be safe.

Q: Are there player events with survival rewards on the server?

A: Yes, we occasionally run player events with survival rewards.

Q: Who is the host of Moonbat Minecraft server?

A: Max8abug is the host of Moonbat Minecraft.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4115	Animals Bred:	119
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Ores Mined:	5713
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Cute Model Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the models are cuter than a basket of kittens wearing tiny top hats! Seriously, we challenge you to find a server with more adorable pixelated creatures roaming around. Our cows have been known to break out into impromptu dance parties, and our chickens are expert beatboxers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and poops diamonds. Rumor has it that if you can catch it, you’ll be granted three wishes and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who are as weird and wonderful as the world we’ve created. So what are you waiting for? Come on over and see if you can handle the cuteness overload on our server!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	27

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Sushi SMP Star Minecraft Restaurants

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Are you tired of eating 100 dollar plates of sushi at Michelin star restaurants all alone? Do you find yourself spamming fanfiction on a dead message board just to feel some sort of connection with others? Well, have we got the Minecraft SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond armor fashion shows, llama races through Nether portals, and secret underground bases that rival the Batcave. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the craziness that ensues when this group of misfits comes together in the virtual world. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

RoleBlockerMC

Acting, actress, Audition.., body image, cast meeting, college, decision, deserving, Drama, Experience, Guilt, high school, Jealousy, Júnior, Lead role, role switch, RoleBlockerMC, school play, Senior, talent, Theatre

Welcome to our Minecraft server where drama isn’t just for the stage, it’s for the virtual world too! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and intense rivalries as you navigate through the treacherous world of high school drama.

Just like in real life, you’ll encounter jealous seniors who will stop at nothing to steal your spotlight. But fear not, because on our server, you can stand your ground and show them who’s boss. Take on the lead role and shine brighter than ever before!

With intense auditions and fierce competition, you’ll have to prove your worth and show off your acting skills. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for drama that you never knew you had. So come on, join us and let the drama unfold in the most epic way possible. Who needs real life drama when you can have it all in Minecraft?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Rune Stones Activated:	8

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

CraftyLifeChange – Minecraft SMP

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So, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly a llama wearing sunglasses and a top hat appears out of nowhere. He starts rapping about how this Minecraft SMP is the coolest place to be and how joining will change your life forever.

You see, on this server, we don’t just build houses and farms. We build entire theme parks dedicated to potatoes. Yes, you heard that right. Potatoes. And every full moon, we have a potato-themed dance party where everyone dresses up as their favorite potato dish.

But that’s not even the best part. We have a secret underground society of chicken warriors who are trying to overthrow the evil sheep empire. It’s like Game of Thrones, but with more feathers and clucking.

So, if you’re looking for a wild ride full of potatoes, llamas, and chicken warriors, then this Minecraft SMP is the place for you. Join us and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	91
Secret Passages Found:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	376

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

NatureCrafters

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate nature lover’s paradise!

Picture this: you log on and are immediately greeted by a friendly pack of wolves who are ready to be your loyal companions. You can ride around on a majestic unicorn through lush forests and crystal clear rivers. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can even take a hot air balloon ride to explore the vast expanse of our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the elusive and magical rainbow sheep, who poop out diamonds instead of wool. Yes, you read that right – DIAMONDS. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret garden where the flowers sing and dance to your favorite tunes.

So if you’re ready to ditch the mundane and embrace the whimsical, join our server today and let your imagination run wild!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

HezbaCraft Minecraft Server

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u wanna join dis minecraft server cuz it got da most epic pager attack u ever seen. we threw hezbollah into disarray with our epic skills and now we run dis server like bosses. come join us and be part of da chaos and madness. we got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and zombies doing da cha cha slide. u won’t find a server like dis anywhere else. so come on in and let’s have a blast together. also, we have a secret underground base where we keep all da rarest items and treasures. only da bravest and craziest players can find it. r u up for da challenge? join us now and let’s conquer da world of minecraft together!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

BoomCraft: Lebanon Edition

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come join our minecraft server and escape the chaos of the real world where explosions are happening left and right. here, the only explosions you’ll see are the ones from creepers blowing up your house! forget about real life drama and come build a fortress to protect yourself from the craziness happening outside. trust us, it’s safer here than in lebanon right now. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any disaster that comes your way. so what are you waiting for? join now and start crafting your way to safety!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	13

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Pixel Love Chat – Crafty Couples

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so, liek, u kno wat wuld make ur relationships even bettr? joining dis EPIC minecraft server, duh!

we gotz da most INSANE community of players who r all about buildin’ and explorin’ together. u can find ur minecraft soulmate here, i swear!

im not even kiddin’, sum ppl hav met their future spouses on dis server. dey started chattin’ while mining for diamonds and now dey r happily married IRL.

so, if u wanna level up ur love life AND ur minecraft skills, u gotta join dis server ASAP. trust me, u won’t regret it!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Gigacraft

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🇬🇧 Welcome to Gigacraft, a vanilla survival server hosted in Spain.

We have two rules: 1. Be respectful to other players 2. Try to have a good time

You can contact us by email at the contact address [arroba] gigacraft.es.

🇬🇧 Welcome to Gigacraft, a vanilla survival server hosted in Spain.

We have two rules: 1. Be respectful to other players 2. Try to have a good time

You may reach out to us via email at contacto [at] gigacraft.es.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Enchantments Applied:	53	Mythical Quests Completed:	42

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Remake Madness Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day with our outrageous remakes of remakes!

Join us as we take classic Minecraft games and give them a hilarious twist – like playing hide and seek in a world made entirely of cake, or battling it out in a PvP arena where the floor is made of slippery slime blocks!

But that’s not all – we also have insane stories waiting to be discovered, like the legend of the Chicken King who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions, or the tale of the cursed diamond pickaxe that turns everything it touches into cheese!

So come on down to our server and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this madness!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

””what’s this move called?” Minecraft SMP”

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and mysterious quests.

Our server is home to the legendary “What’s this move called?” challenge, where players must come up with the most ridiculous and outrageous moves to defeat their opponents in PvP battles. From the “Flaming Chicken Dance” to the “Twerking Tornado,” anything goes in this wacky world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to photobomb unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to face this spooky specter and uncover the secrets of our server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to always ask yourself, “What’s this move called?”

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Magic Items Found:	5667
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	5851	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

BlocktopiaDreams

If you could live anywhere in the world, why not live in our Minecraft server? Our server is so amazing that even the creepers have their own dance parties! Plus, rumor has it that our virtual diamonds are actually worth real money in the real world. So join us and start your journey to becoming a virtual millionaire! And who knows, maybe you’ll even find the secret portal to a land of unlimited pizza and unicorns. So why settle for boring old reality when you can live in our epic Minecraft world?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

VetoVillagersMC

Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., diplomatic relations, finland, foreign policy, global decision-making, global governance, global politics, global security, international agreements, International cooperation, international diplomacy, international organizations, international relations, president, single state veto, UN Security Council, united nations, veto power, VetoVillagersMC, world leaders

join our epic minecraft server where we have finland’s president as our mascot and he’s sick of single state vetos so he’s taking matters into his own blocky hands by building a UN Security Council in the game. come join the chaos and help him overthrow the oppressive veto system with your epic building skills and strategic gameplay. plus, there’s a rumor that if you help him succeed, he’ll give you a virtual high five and maybe even a virtual cookie. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s make minecraft great again!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Ores Mined:	2737

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Hemp Bug Be Gone Server

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so like, picture this: you’re chillin in your Minecraft world, building your epic castle when suddenly, BAM! a swarm of annoying mosquitoes start buzzing around your head, ruining your vibe. but fear not, my friend, for on our server, we have discovered the ultimate solution: hemp extract!

that’s right, we have harnessed the power of hemp extract to create a natural insecticide that will obliterate those pesky mosquito larvae faster than you can say “creeper”. no more itchy bug bites or annoying buzzing in your ear, just pure, peaceful building bliss.

join our server now and experience the joy of a mosquito-free Minecraft world. plus, rumor has it that the hemp extract also gives your character super speed and the ability to fly. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s conquer the Minecraft universe together!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Void Gems Collected:	39	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!