SecretsSuckSMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your ex’s midlife crisis? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and plot twists that will make your family drama seem like child’s play.

We’ve got players who are as mysterious as Chris’s sudden weight loss and yellow-tinted eyes. Will they spill the beans on their secrets, or will they keep you guessing like a soap opera cliffhanger?

Therapy sessions with your in-game family members? Check. Emotional breakdowns that rival a teen drama? Double check. And don’t even get us started on the cold shoulders – our players are experts at giving them out like candy on Halloween.

Join our server now and experience the drama, the mystery, and the intrigue that will keep you coming back for more. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	456
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Marine’s Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or fun? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most outrageous server out there!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle, mining diamonds with your pet llama, and building a castle made entirely out of cake!

Forget about Marine’s new song, because on our server, the only music you’ll hear is the sweet sound of creepers exploding in the distance. So come join us and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Minecraft SMP – /creeper/ – Minecraft Creeper Fan Club

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting going on? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have Team Liquid on top of the world in Dota 2, and that’s basically like having the Avengers in your server.

We have information and guides that will blow your mind, like lore that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Need statistics? We’ve got you covered with websites that will track your every move in-game.

But wait, there’s more! We have news and streams that will keep you entertained for hours on end. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll even run into a Minecraft version of Team Liquid dominating the server!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Alien Abductions:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

FamFirstOverBestiesVaca

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual building fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and outrageous stories.

Are you tired of real-life conflicts about family time and priorities? Well, look no further! On our server, you can escape to a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a giant chicken coop.

Imagine a world where your sister’s MS diagnosis doesn’t exist and your brother’s kids’ spring break plans are just a distant memory. Instead, you can focus on crafting the perfect diamond sword and battling creepers with your virtual family.

But wait, there’s more! Join us on this server and experience the thrill of planning virtual trips with your friends, without the stress of conflicting schedules. Who needs real-life getaways when you can explore endless virtual worlds with your pals?

So, why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and leave all your real-life family drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast with us! And remember, in this world, the only thing you need to prioritize is having fun.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Potions Brewed:	155
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

RedFlagIgnoreCraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be! Ignore all the red flags and join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with talking chickens and singing zombies. They were so amazed by the madness that they never wanted to leave! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server that only the bravest players can find.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server. Ignore all the red flags and embrace the chaos! Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you in this crazy world.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Lignin Defense Craft

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So, like, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that is so epic that even plants are getting in on the action? Well, let me tell you about this server that is so lit, even GhMYB3D5 is promoting defense-induced lignin accumulation!

Like, imagine building your own fortress while also helping plants grow and defend themselves. It’s like being a superhero for nature, but in Minecraft form. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where even the plants are getting in on the fun?

So come join us on this wild ride of a server where you can be a plant-loving warrior and build the most epic structures you can imagine. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	22

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

GoatSMP

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[1.21.1] GoatSMP is one of the most fun smps in the world with the most customized plugins! We have added custom origins for the most unique play experience.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Disastrous Fall Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! We guarantee that you will never experience a more disastrous fall than ddfag, because on our server, the falls are so epic they’ll make you question your entire existence.

Join us if you want to embark on crazy adventures, build insane structures, and battle mythical creatures that will make you pee your pants in fear. Our server is so intense that even the bravest players have been known to run away screaming like little babies.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret hidden treasures that will make you richer than a diamond mine, and mysterious portals that will transport you to alternate dimensions where pigs can fly and creepers wear top hats.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most chaotic, hilarious, and mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember, you can’t beat ddfag’s fall, but you can certainly try!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
New Chunks Explored:	602977	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Browns Are Ruining Technology Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of those pesky browns ruining all your high-tech gadgets and gizmos? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a strict anti-brown policy! No more brown blocks messing up your redstone contraptions or brown sheep eating all your crops. Join us and say goodbye to the tyranny of the browns!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a chicken so powerful that it can lay diamond eggs and summon armies of feathered warriors to do its bidding. Will you be able to tame this mighty fowl and harness its incredible powers for your own gain?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is located on the back of a giant turtle that swims through the endless ocean of Minecraft? That’s right, every time you log on, you’ll be riding on the shell of a massive reptile as it navigates the treacherous waters of the blocky world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world unlike any other, where the browns are kept at bay, chickens reign supreme, and turtles are your trusty steeds. See you in game!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	5254
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

TV Troubles Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from the drama of everyday life? Look no further than our server, where you can escape into a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories, like the time a player built a giant statue of a creeper that accidentally blew up half the server! Or the time a group of players tried to ride pigs off a cliff, thinking they could fly like in the game.

But that’s not all – our server is so addictive, even a toddler with a spray bottle couldn’t tear themselves away! Just like how one player’s son went on a rampage, spraying water all over their TV while they were busy putting their other kids to bed. Talk about a waterlogged TV drama!

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable and chaotic as a toddler on a sugar rush, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected – like broken TVs, angry boyfriends, and streaky screens. It’s all part of the fun on our Minecraft server!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4279	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

BabyBlockBully

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server where we have more drama than a kpop fan feud!

We have a player named Stephen who is obsessed with a virtual Lisa from BlackPink, and he’s causing more chaos than a creeper explosion. But don’t worry, our pregnant player is ready to kick him out faster than you can say “redstone.”

Join us for a server full of unexpected twists and turns, where even naming your in-game baby can lead to a showdown. Who needs boring old mining and crafting when you can have this level of entertainment? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	9

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

AttractiveAF in Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being constantly harassed by mobs in Minecraft just because you’re too good-looking for your own good? Well, look no further because our SMP server is the perfect place for you! Join us and experience a world where being attractive actually works in your favor – mobs will be too busy admiring your beauty to attack you! Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon has a crush on anyone with a high level of attractiveness, so you might just win the game by being too good-looking. So come on, join us and show off your stunning looks in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP server!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2003
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

NightmareCraft

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Have you ever been chased by a horde of angry creepers while trying to build your dream castle? Or had a run-in with a zombie horde that just wouldn’t quit? Well, fear no more because on our server, we guarantee that the only thing you’ll be running from is laughter! Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the fun begin!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
New Chunks Explored:	378425	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Void Armor Forged:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Villages Defended:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

CUBEVILLE – Vanilla 1.5.2 Minecraft Server

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A pure vanilla server with a minimal set of plugins.

The world is limited to 2500 blocks in each direction, as well as a bunch of small islands and a giant ocean.

Each player has access to logs `/co i`

P.s. Before you come in, please read the rules, they are available on Discord.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Divine Spears Created:	25	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

LuckyGem: The Server Where Diamonds Are So Last Season! Join Now for a Gem-tastic Adventure!

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LuckyGem SMP Overview:

Server Type	Survival Multiplayer
Version	1.21
Plugins	None
Whitelisted	Yes
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	To join the server, you must apply via our Discord. Click the link above to join.
Are there any game altering plugins?	No, we do not use any game altering plugins on our server.
Is teleportation allowed?	There is no teleporting plugin. You can travel by foot or use the nether tunnel highways for faster travel.
Is there an economy plugin?	No, we do not have an economy plugin. You can claim a stall and participate in a trust-based diamond economy.
Is there a land claim plugin?	No, you can simply find a free spot, mark it out, and start building.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	13

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Cocky Trans Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people actually care about your personal life choices? Well, look no further! Join our server where being trans and lusting after cock is not only accepted, but encouraged!

We have a special TNT event where you can blow up your entire life in a virtual world and still come out on top. Who needs respect or dignity when you can have a blast (literally) with your fellow players?

Come join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until you cry. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Meteorites Collected:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Star Shards Collected:	180	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Runes Activated:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.