CatCallCraft

Bonding, cat, CatCallCraft, disagreement, emotions, family, Grief, Loss, love, Memory, Naming, pet, pet adoption, pet care, pet loss, pet names, pet ownership, relationships, Respect, sibling, tradition

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	5322
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	94
Endless Night Skies:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Are you tired of being disrespected by your own family members? Join our Minecraft server where everyone respects your wishes, even if they involve naming pets! We understand the importance of honoring loved ones, whether they are furry or not. On our server, you can build a memorial to your beloved cat Romeo, or create a shrine for Roro, the new addition to your family. Plus, we have a special quest where you can search for the legendary Black Cat Armor, rumored to grant you nine lives in the game! Join us now and let us show you the true meaning of family and respect in the world of Minecraft!

ScarfaceMinecraft SMP

accident, accident prone, accident story, emotional, healing, injury, life experience, Medical, Memory, Pain, personal injury, Physical, Recovery, scar, ScarfaceMinecraft, Scars, smp, stitches, Story, surgery, Trauma

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	3545
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	49	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Runes Activated:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Ores Mined:	9845
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Lol omg, so like, this Minecraft SMP is totally lit, like you gotta join cuz we have this epic battle arena where we fight with diamond swords and ride pigs into battle. And like, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all our rare loot, but you gotta solve a riddle to find it, it’s like a quest, ya know? And one time, I saw a creeper riding a chicken, it was wild man. So yeah, come join us and see all the crazy shenanigans we get up to, it’s gonna be a blast! And oh yeah, I got my scar when I tried to ride a llama off a cliff, don’t ask, it was a bad idea.”

TrashyParentCraft

bad behavior, child rearing, discipline, DISRESPECTFUL, family dynamics, inappropriate, irresponsible, judgmental, Morals, neglect, parenting, poor role model, red flags, social cues, societal expectations, Stereotypes, trashy parent, TrashyParentCraft, upbringing, VALUES, warning signs

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	1123
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	39
Farms Harvested:	611	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with noobs and try-hards? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all the cool kids and epic gamers out there!

Join us if you want to witness the most insane builds, the craziest PvP battles, and the wildest adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. Our community is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is jealous!

Trashy parents? Pfft, we don’t know them! On our server, you’ll only find the most epic parents who build castles for their kids, mine diamonds together, and have epic family battles in the Nether. So grab your diamond sword, saddle up your pig, and join us for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life!

Kingdoms MC

24/7 uptime, Alliance, Builder, Cross-Version Support, DECLARATION, Discord, dynamic playground, expansive world, grief-protected cities, Hidden Secrets, Kingdoms, nation formation, player-driven economy, Regular Events, rich lore, Roleplay, Roleplaying, storyteller, Strategist, town creation, Version 1.21., Worldmap

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6145
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Magic Items Found:	8438	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12

Kingdoms MC

Kingdoms invites you to craft your own legacy in a world where you can establish towns, forge nations, and delve into roleplay. Whether you’re a builder, strategist, or storyteller, there’s a place for you here.

We aim to provide a dynamic playground for all kinds of geopolitical-based roleplaying, where every decision, alliance, and declaration shapes the server in unique ways.

But KingdomsMC isn’t just for roleplayers! Builders will find a home here too, with lasting, grief-protected cities that players can inhabit. Plus, our world is fueled by a player-driven economy, making every trade and transaction meaningful.

Features:

Town Creation	Build and expand your own settlements
Nation Formation	Ally with others to form powerful nations
Rich Lore	Engage in deep, player-driven stories
Regular Events	Participate in community events and challenges
Cross-Version Support	Compatible with multiple Minecraft versions
Expansive World	Explore vast landscapes and hidden secrets
24/7 Uptime	The adventure never stops

Server opening This Friday the 21st!

Version: 1.21 (and above) Join our Discord for access here

Worldmap: map.kingdomsmc.com

Embark on your journey and shape the world of Kingdoms!

FAQ

Q: What is Kingdoms MC?

A: Kingdoms MC is a Minecraft server where players can establish towns, forge nations, and delve into roleplay.

Q: When does the server open?

A: The server opens this Friday, the 21st.

Q: What version of Minecraft is supported?

A: Version 1.21 and above are supported.

Robotic Frontier 1.20.4

1.20.4, Artificial Intelligence, control, Cybernetics, Cyborg, digital manipulation, dystopian, ethical concerns, Frontier, Future, futuristic, human-machine interface, Manipulation, mind control, Mind Control Technology, neural interface, PSA, Robotic, robotics, Robots, science fiction, Technology, Warning

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8823
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	30
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Runes Activated:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP. Why, you ask? Well, get this – on this server, there’s a dude whose fingers have magical mind control powers. I’m not even kidding, it’s like telekinesis but with fingers. And get this, it’s like a normal thing on the server. Like, what even is reality anymore, am I right? So, if you wanna experience some next-level mind control shenanigans while building epic structures in Minecraft, you gotta join this server. Trust me, it’s a trip you won’t forget.

DadGoneMinecraftServer

absent father, BETRAYAL, college stress, communication breakdown, Daddy Issues, DadGoneMinecraftServer, emotional boundaries, emotional trauma, family drama, family loyalty, father daughter relationship, financial support, forgiveness, Generational conflict, intergenerational trauma, legal consequences, parental abandonment, reconciliation, regret, self worth, unresolved anger

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	3364
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Votes:	4483	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Villages Defended:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Are you tired of family drama and looking for a place to escape? Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own world and forget about all the craziness happening in real life!

On our server, you can create your own family of pixelated animals and never have to worry about deadbeat dads asking for money. Build a Starbucks in your virtual world and serve only the best milk to your pixelated friends.

Slap your way to victory as you defend your virtual family from any unwanted guests asking for handouts. Just make sure not to get into legal trouble like some players who take things a bit too seriously!

Join now and escape the drama of real life for a world where you can be the master of your own destiny. And hey, maybe you’ll even find a new virtual family who has your back no matter what!

GrandmaGoneTil6mos

Boundaries, Boundary, Communication, family dynamics, Grandchild, GrandmaGoneTil6mos, mental health, MIL, mother-in-law, pandemic, parenting, post partum psychosis, postpartum, PPA, ppd, Pregnancy, relationships, stress, Support, TOXIC

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	5519
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Dimension Hops:	14	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama and chaos of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any toxic monsters trying to deprive you of fun!

Join us and leave behind the MIL drama, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be battling is creepers and zombies. No need to worry about someone throwing out your hard-earned loot or sending back your epic builds – it’s all about peace and creativity here!

So come on over and join us for a stress-free gaming experience. Build your dream world without any interference from unwanted guests – unless they’re friendly players looking to team up and conquer the virtual realm together. See you in-game!

TrumpCraft2020

AMERICANS, attorney general, AUTHORITY, constitution, controversy, current events, Decision making, Democracy, Executive Order, Government, law, leadership, opinion, opinionated, policy, Politics, power, president, trump, TrumpCraft2020, united states

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	853
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Holy Grails Found:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Runes Activated:	2

Are you tired of living in a world where only the President and Attorney General can speak for “what the law is”? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, the only law is having a good time! Join us and escape the tyranny of real life politics by building, exploring, and battling creepers with your fellow players.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to train the next generation of world leaders. So who knows, maybe by joining us, you’ll be one step closer to becoming the President yourself!

So come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this virtual world where the only rule is to have fun!

BritBlockArmy: Deploy & Conquer!

Armed Forces, BritBlockArmy, British Army, Combat, Conflict, Conquer, Crisis, Defense, defense forces, Deploy, International, intervention, Military, Mission, PREPARED, readiness, Ready, response, SECURITY, soldiers, Troops, Ukraine

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	4018
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Enchantments Applied:	189	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	70
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

so, liek, imagine if the british army was, liek, totally into minecraft, ya know? they would be, liek, soooo ready to deploy to this epic server if they were ordered to! imagine the chaos and destruction they could bring to the virtual world, all in the name of fun and games!

join this server and witness the british army in all their pixelated glory, ready to take on any challenge that comes their way. from building epic castles to engaging in intense pvp battles, this server has it all. and who knows, maybe you’ll even catch a glimpse of the queen herself, mining for diamonds like a pro.

so come on, join the madness and see what the british army is truly capable of in the world of minecraft. just be prepared for some serious shenanigans and a whole lot of laughs along the way. trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic adventure!

Pixel Pudgy Pals Server

Decline, demographic changes, england, Europe, health, Healthcare, inactivity, life expectancy, Lifestyle, Longevity, mortality, norway, obesity, PALS, PIXEL, poor diet, public health, Pudgy, researchers, Rise, Server, social factors, statistics, trends

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	3281
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	47	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	30	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

LOL, u know what’s not declining? the fun on our minecraft server! come join us for a wild ride through blocky adventures and craziness. we got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and zombies doing the cha-cha slide.

we promise u won’t be bored cuz we have the craziest mini-games and challenges that will make u laugh until u pee your pants. plus, our community is so lit, u won’t wanna leave.

forget about life expectancy growth, come join our server and live forever in the land of blocks and endless fun. who needs Norway when u can have our server? join now and let’s get this party started! 🎉🐷🕺🧟‍♂️

The Eternal Region

baltop Leaderboard, chat games, Coloured Chat, Community Events, Cosmetics, Custom Music Discs, Eterna Shards, ETERNAL, events Command, Griefing, Mature, Pet Ownership Transfers, Phantoms, playtime Command, quality of life, Ranks, Region, shulker shells, smp, tight-knit, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	2319
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1268	Runes Activated:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Magic Items Found:	2489	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Below is the nicely formatted data for the Minecraft server:

Server Name	The Eternal Region
Server Type	16+ Vanilla-Based Survival
Server Features
Invite Link	Discord Invite Link

FAQs:

1. How do I join the server? – To join the server, you will need to apply for the whitelist on the Discord server using the invite link provided.

2. Can I play on the server if I am under 16 years old? – The server is intended for players who are 16 years old and above.

3. What are some of the quality of life tweaks on the server? – Some quality of life tweaks include anti-enderman griefing, double shulker shells, no phantoms from insomnia, and more.

4. How do I earn Eterna Shards? – You can earn Eterna Shards by voting for the server and participating in chat games and events.

5. Are there custom music discs available on the server? – Custom music discs are an upcoming feature that the community can vote on to bring to the server.

6. Can I transfer pet ownership to other players? – Yes, you can now transfer pet ownership to other players on the server.

7. How can I track my playtime on the server? – You can track your playtime using the /playtime command and also check for active community events using the /events command.

8. Are there competitions or leaderboards on the server? – Yes, there is a /baltop leaderboard where you can compete to collect the most Eterna Shards.

9. What kind of community events are hosted on the server? – Community events include math challenges, fastest typer races, and fill-in-the-blank games where you can win Eterna Shards.

10. Is the server looking for new players? – The server is looking for mature and dedicated players who want to help shape the community. You can apply for the whitelist to start your adventure on The Eternal Region.

Shadow Stitched 1.20.1

#Textiles, 1.20.1, artisan, black thread, Crafting, creativity, design, diy, Ebony thread, embroidery, Fabric, fashion, Handmade, hobby, needlecraft, needlepoint, needlework, Sewing, sewing supplies, Shadow, Stitched, stitching, tailoring

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8154
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! If you ain’t on this Minecraft server, you’re missing out on a whole lot of epicness! We got more ebony than a goth’s wardrobe, so you know it’s gonna be lit AF! Join us and experience the dark side of Minecraft like never before!

We’ve got mobs so spooky, they’ll make you pee your pixelated pants! And our PvP battles are more intense than a creeper explosion in your face! Plus, our community is tighter than a villager’s budget – you’ll make friends for life (or until they steal your diamonds, lol)!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and dive into the abyss of awesomeness! Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun, amirite?)!

CussCraft: Fair Game Edition

abusive language, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, curse words, CussCraft, disrespectful behavior., Edition, emotional response, expressing emotions, fair, Game, handling disagreements, hurt feelings, late night conversations, long-distance relationship, long-term relationships, maintaining respect, mutual respect, relationship dynamics, setting boundaries, video call etiquette, work pressure

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8024
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37
Ores Mined:	6815	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with love, betrayal, and curse words!

Experience the thrill of a long-distance relationship with our unique gameplay where you can team up with your boyfriend and his best friend. Will you stay up late on video calls or will you fall asleep and face the consequences?

Watch out for unexpected twists and turns as you navigate through the challenges of maintaining a virtual relationship. Will you stand your ground against abusive language or will you join in on the cursing fun?

Join now and unleash your inner drama queen on our server. Remember, love hurts, but Minecraft drama is forever!

FlawlessBae in Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Communication, compatibility, compromise, Empathy, erase flaws, FlawlessBae, forgiveness, growth, love, Minecraft, Partnership, patience, Perfection, personal development, quality partner, relationship, resilience, self improvement, smp, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7170
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	35	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Villages Defended:	12	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Runes Activated:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the best thing since sliced bread. Like, if you join, all your flaws will be erased, like poof, gone. It’s like a magical spell or something, I don’t even know how it works but it’s amazing.

So, like, I joined this SMP and suddenly I was the best builder ever. I built a giant statue of a potato riding a unicorn, it was epic. And then I found a partner who had this superpower where they could make diamonds rain from the sky. Like, what even is that? It was insane.

But yeah, if you join this SMP, you’ll find the perfect partner who will make all your flaws disappear. It’s like a dream come true, but in Minecraft. So come join us and experience the magic for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

NATO: No Backsies, USA!

Backsies, China, cooperation, Defense, Europe, Europe’s priority, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global politics, international relations, military alliance, mutual defense, nato, russia, SECURITY, strategic alliance, transatlantic partnership, trump, united states, Usa

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9110
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Villages Defended:	16
Secret Passages Found:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Are you tired of relying on the USA for defense in Minecraft? Join our server where we have formed our own alliance called NATO (Not Actually Trusting Others). Our main goal is to defend ourselves from any attacks, whether it be from creepers, zombies, or even other players trying to steal our diamonds.

We have a strict policy of “you scratch our back, we scratch yours” when it comes to defense. So if you’re looking for a server where you can rely on your fellow players to have your back, join us now!

Plus, rumor has it that our server is protected by a secret forcefield that only members of NATO can access. So if you want to feel safe and secure while building your epic creations, this is the place to be.

Don’t wait for the USA to come to your rescue, join our server and become a true Minecraft warrior!

Players:	100/200	Votes:	3505
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	69
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	7077
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

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FAQ

Q: What is Kingdoms MC?

Q: When does the server open?

Q: What version of Minecraft is supported?

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