Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, your darkest secrets are our currency! That’s right, spill the tea on all your scandalous deeds and you’ll be rewarded with diamonds and enchanted gear.

Join us on this wild ride where alliances are formed based on who has the juiciest gossip and betrayals happen faster than you can say “creeper”. Don’t worry about getting griefed because our griefers are actually just misunderstood pranksters who will leave you a trail of cookies as an apology.

So come on, join us and let your inner drama llama run wild in this chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP. Just remember, what happens on the server, stays on the server (unless it makes for a really good story in the group chat).

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 105/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12
Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
Magical Moments Shared: 23 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
Crops Grown: 1647 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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