Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, your darkest secrets are our currency! That’s right, spill the tea on all your scandalous deeds and you’ll be rewarded with diamonds and enchanted gear.

Join us on this wild ride where alliances are formed based on who has the juiciest gossip and betrayals happen faster than you can say “creeper”. Don’t worry about getting griefed because our griefers are actually just misunderstood pranksters who will leave you a trail of cookies as an apology.

So come on, join us and let your inner drama llama run wild in this chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP. Just remember, what happens on the server, stays on the server (unless it makes for a really good story in the group chat).

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 100/600 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked: 5 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 10
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
Unicorn Sightings: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 8982
Villages Defended: 16 Chaos Gates Opened: 2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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