Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, your darkest secrets are our currency! That’s right, spill the tea on all your scandalous deeds and you’ll be rewarded with diamonds and enchanted gear.

Join us on this wild ride where alliances are formed based on who has the juiciest gossip and betrayals happen faster than you can say “creeper”. Don’t worry about getting griefed because our griefers are actually just misunderstood pranksters who will leave you a trail of cookies as an apology.

So come on, join us and let your inner drama llama run wild in this chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP. Just remember, what happens on the server, stays on the server (unless it makes for a really good story in the group chat).

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 104/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held: 6 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4
Dragons Tamed: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 23
Wyrmholes Dug: 10 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 25

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

New Minecraft Servers