Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, your darkest secrets are our currency! That’s right, spill the tea on all your scandalous deeds and you’ll be rewarded with diamonds and enchanted gear.

Join us on this wild ride where alliances are formed based on who has the juiciest gossip and betrayals happen faster than you can say “creeper”. Don’t worry about getting griefed because our griefers are actually just misunderstood pranksters who will leave you a trail of cookies as an apology.

So come on, join us and let your inner drama llama run wild in this chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP. Just remember, what happens on the server, stays on the server (unless it makes for a really good story in the group chat).

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
Astral Staffs Crafted: 14 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 0
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Villages Defended: 6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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