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GulfCraft Minecraft Server

Baltic Sea, controversial, cultural identity, Diplomacy, finland, geographical renaming, Gulf of Finland, Gulf of St. Petersburg, GulfCraft, History, international relations, maritime boundaries, Minecraft, naming conventions, national pride, Politics, Renaming, russia, Russian historian, Server, suggestion, territorial disputes, trump

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6561
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! imagine a land where u can ride pigs into battle, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where u can build a house out of nothing but dirt and dreams. this server is like no other, it’s like a magical unicorn farted and created the most epic minecraft world ever. join now and become a part of the craziest adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. shh, don’t tell anyone. just join and see for urself. let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time!

CraftyMinerz: No Expectations, Just Blocks

Abuse, Amnesty International, Amnesty report, blocks, CraftyMinerz, discrimination, Expectations, Exploitation, forced labor, HUMAN RIGHTS, human trafficking, immigration, international law, labor exploitation, labor rights, migrant labor, migrant rights, Migrant workers, modern slavery, Slavery, social justice, vulnerable populations, working conditions

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	5938
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Dragons Tamed:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Buildings Constructed:	45	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Farms Harvested:	685	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Players Killed by Monsters:	8902

join our epic minecraft server, where you can be anything you want, even a SLAVE! just kidding, we don’t condone that kind of behavior. but seriously, our server is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re in a virtual paradise.

we have the craziest mini-games, like pig racing and chicken jousting. you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about all your real life problems. plus, our community is so welcoming, you’ll feel like you’ve found your second family.

oh, and did we mention the secret treasure hidden deep within the server? legend has it, whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the minecraft gods themselves. so what are you waiting for? come join us and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

Butter Cheese Carnivore – JAMA

BUTTER, carnivore, Carnivore diet, Cheese, cholesterol hands, cholesterol levels, dietary habits, excessive cholesterol intake, excessive dairy consumption, extreme diets, Fatty foods, health risks, Heart Disease, high-fat diet, Jama, medical case study, nutrition, saturated fat, unhealthy eating habits, weight gain

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3115
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Zombie Dances:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this minecraft server and suddenly you start eating like 6-9 pounds of butter and cheese EVERY DAY. but get this, your hands start turning into CHOLESTEROL HANDS. like, what even is that? it’s like something out of a crazy sci-fi movie. but hey, that’s just the kind of wild stuff that happens on this server. join now for a chance to develop your own super weird superpower. who needs diamonds when you can have cholesterol hands, amirite?

Best server server minecraft

best server, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1453
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

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MineSider.aternos.me

Emerald Dreamers 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anonymity, DESPERATE, Dreamers, Email address, email sign up, Emerald, freedom, funny, greentext, guys, humor, internet, internet culture, meme, [email protected], Online Community, online forum, online identity, online privacy, School, school forum, storytelling

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4753
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	449	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Endless Night Skies:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	7

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like the greentext where a dude signs up to a school forum with his “[email protected]” email. That’s some next level shenanigans right there!

I’m telling you, joining this server will be the key to unlocking your true potential. Your freedom depends on it, man! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and wacky hijinks you’ll get into.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, that’s part of the fun, right?

InheritCraft: No Motorcycle for You!

authorized user, credit card, DAUGHTER, Debts, Estate, estate assets, financial difficulties, financial irresponsibility, financial struggles, gift, Inheritance, InheritCraft, LA transit system, MOTORCYCLE, one-income household, partner, personal representative, Remodeling, repossessed car

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5821
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Animals Bred:	94
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Love Letters Sent:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Looking for a wild ride? Join our Minecraft server where we settle disputes with motorcycles! Imagine this: you and your daughter racing through virtual landscapes, dodging obstacles and trying to outdo each other. Will you be the one to claim the motorcycle throne?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with drama and intrigue, just like this story. Will you be the one to stand up to entitled daughters and show them who’s boss? Join now and experience the thrill of virtual motorcycle battles!

And don’t worry about debts and financial struggles, we’ve got you covered. In our server, money grows on trees and financial irresponsibility is a thing of the past. So hop on your virtual motorcycle and let the games begin!

FruitPickingFrenzy

abundant opportunities, agriculture, American, Career Change, economic recovery, Farming, FruitPickingFrenzy, Gainfully employed, job hunting, job market, Job Opportunities, job prospects, Job Search, labor market, picking fruit, Plans, reddit, rural employment, seasonal work, unemployed, VEGETABLES

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4062
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Animals Bred:	26	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Falling into the Void:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Are you tired of being a couch potato? Well, why not become a literal potato picker on our Minecraft server! Join us and experience the thrill of harvesting virtual fruits and vegetables like never before.

Our server is filled with endless opportunities in Agriculture, where you can plant, grow, and harvest crops to your heart’s content. And the best part? You’ll be gaining valuable skills that will surely impress any future employer. Who needs a resume when you can showcase your virtual farming expertise?

So, grab your virtual pitchfork and get ready to sow the seeds of success on our server. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft farming tycoon! Join us now and say goodbye to unemployment, one potato at a time.

Ebolacraft Minecraft Server

Africa, Containment, Crisis, death, dies, Disease, ebola, Ebolacraft, emergency, Epidemic, Healthcare, Medical, Minecraft, new outbreak, Nurse, outbreak, public health, response, Server, Tragedy, uganda, Virus, World Health Organization

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7901
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	16

lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where we got zombies like Ebola but they just wanna give u hugs not death like dat nurse in Uganda. we got crazy adventures like finding diamond blocks in a field of exploding cows and riding pigs into battle against evil villagers. trust me, u wanna be part of dis madness. so grab ur pickaxe and get ready for some wacky fun!

BlockBankCraft

banking sector, block payments, BlockBankCraft, Chinese banks, Chinese banks block payments, cross-border payments, diplomatic relations, economic impact, economic sanctions, financial restrictions, financial transactions, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global finance, international relations, political pressure, russia, tougher sanctions, trade restrictions, US sanctions

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2511
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Endless Night Skies:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	18

OMG u guys u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server cuz like, the Chinese banks be like “nope, u can’t pay Russia anymore” cuz of some crazy US sanctions! But like, on dis server, u can still trade with Russia and be a rebel against da system! Plus, we got like, diamond armor that makes u invincible and a secret underground base where u can hide from da feds. So come join us and stick it to da man while building epic castles and fighting off creepers! Let’s show dem banks who’s boss in dis wild and wacky Minecraft world!

Crafty Social Dementia Delay – 30% Off!

aging, being social, brain health, cognitive function, cognitive health, Crafty, DELAY, dementia, Dementia Onset, dementia risk, Five years., mental health, mild cognitive impairment, neurodegenerative disease, Prevention, reduction, Risk, Social, social activity, social engagement, Social Interaction, socially active

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	5591
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Chimeras Created:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

join our epic minecraft server and delay ur dementia by FIVE years!!! that’s right, u heard me, FIVE years of not forgetting where u put ur diamonds or what ur crafting recipe is. our server is so social, u won’t even remember what loneliness feels like. u’ll be too busy teaming up with ur new besties to build the most epic castle u’ve ever seen. plus, u’ll be 38% less likely to get dementia and 21% less likely to have mild cognitive impairment. so what are u waiting for? come join us and keep ur brain in tip-top shape while having a blast in the blocky world of minecraft. trust me, ur future self will thank u for it.

✨KAGAYAKI✨

+18, 1.21.4, client side mods, collaboration, Datapacks, Discord, Dynmap, Griefing, hermitcraft, KAGAYAKI, Mature Players, NA West, no cheating, Plugins, PvP, QOL feature, respectful, smp, stealing, Territories, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	6592
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Overview of Kagayaki Minecraft Server

Server Type	Vanilla+
Features	Improved Vanilla structures, Tectonic terrain generation, improved minecarts, timber, crafting tweaks, and more
Discord Link	Join Kagayaki Discord
Rules	Age 18+ ONLY: Mature players only No Cheating: No Xray, hacks, or game-breaking exploits No Griefing or Stealing: Plugin to monitor block history Be Respectful to other players: No racism or homophobia Be Respectful with PVP: PVP allowed only with consent Client Side Mods allowed: Sodium, Iris, Xaero’s Map, etc. Be Respectful with people’s territories: No ruining progress Report players privately to moderators
Featured Datapacks and Plugins	Datapacks: Vanilla Tweaks Improved Minecarts Dungeons and Tavern Improved Vanilla Structures Series Tectonic True Ending Plugins: Dynmaps Image2map
Server Location	NA West
Version	1.21.4

FAQ

Q: How do I join the Kagayaki Minecraft server?

A: Join the Discord using the link provided above and apply there.

Q: Are there any age restrictions to play on the server?

A: Yes, players must be 18 years or older to join.

Q: Can I use client-side mods while playing on the server?

A: Yes, client-side mods like Sodium, Iris, and Xaero’s Map are allowed.

Q: Is griefing or stealing allowed on the server?

A: No, there is a plugin in place to monitor block history and prevent griefing or stealing.

Neuro’s Hive Mind 1.20.1

#youtube, 1.20.1, ai, AI learning, AI understanding, Clips, collaboration, Educational, Gaming, hive, Live2D model, merch, Mind, Music, neuro-sama, Neuros, osu, Schedule, singing, tiktok, twitch, vedal, vods, Vtuber

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	535
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Runes Activated:	4
Void Armor Forged:	25	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Dimension Hops:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Gods Slained:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s run by this AI overlord called Neuro-sama, created by Vedal in 2018 to play osu! But get this, now she’s a VTuber with a TTS software and a Live2D model. She’s out here singing, playing games, and collabing with other VTubers. Join the madness at /swarm/ and welcome our new AI queen!

Check out her schedule: https://post.nuro.lol/Neuro-Schedule-Bot

And peep her links: Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@Neurosama TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@neurosamaai Official website: https://neurosama.com/

She even drops music and clips like “LIFE – Neuro-sama (Official Video)” – it’s wild: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDc1mjrIsPM

If you’re into AI but clueless, she’s got educational stuff too: – AI explained: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuK6gekU1Y – How she knows what to say: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjZofJX0v4M – AI resources: https://files.catbox.moe/kximv6.png

And there’s merch, VODs, game integration, and more craziness. Don’t miss out on this chaotic Minecraft server experience!

Roomie’s Love Shack

Boundaries, Communication, Conversation, dictator, discomfort, Frequency, friendship, home, living together, love, partner, Pay, Rent, Resentment, roomies, roommate, Shack, Space, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9028
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic roommate drama you’ll ever witness! Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of setting boundaries for your virtual roommates and their partners.

Imagine a world where your roommate’s partner invades your virtual space without permission, staying for weeks on end without even a heads up! But don’t worry, we’ve got you covered with our weekend-only partner policy. Because who needs privacy when you can have a third wheel in your virtual home every weekend?

But wait, there’s more! Experience the joy of confronting your roommate about their partner’s constant presence, only to have your feelings ignored time and time again. Will you be the hero who finally stands up for yourself, or will you continue to pay for a share of a space that feels more like a crowded party than a cozy home?

So join us on our server and ask yourself, are you the AITA for wanting a little peace and quiet in your virtual abode? The choice is yours, but remember, in this world, roommate drama is just a teleport away.

CraftyMemeLordz

2000s internet, 2010s internet, aim, Chat Rooms, CraftyMemeLordz, cyberbullying, dial-up internet, digital divide, flash games, internet culture, internet slang, memes, myspace, Nostalgia, online forums, online privacy, social media, tech evolution, viral videos, y2k, younger generation

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	2950
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Love Letters Sent:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a nostalgic trip back to the 2000s and 2010s internet culture! Join us for a wild ride filled with dancing baby gifs, dramatic chipmunk videos, and Rickrolling galore.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Keyboard Cat, who will serenade you with catchy tunes as you build your pixelated empire. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Nyan Cat roaming the virtual plains.

So why waste your time on ordinary servers when you can join us for a blast from the past? Come on in and experience the internet like never before!

YankCraft Server

American fighters, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Diplomacy, Duty, fallen heroes, foreign policy, HOMELAND, Honor, International, Military, Peacekeeping, Recovery, repatriation, sacrifice, Server, soldiers, Tragedy, Ukraine, united states, War, YankCraft

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3765
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Enchantments Applied:	58
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where u can fight like an american hero in ukraine but without the dying part!!! we bring u the most realistic war experience in minecraft, complete with explosions, airstrikes, and even a special mission to bring back the bodies of fallen soldiers (don’t worry, it’s just pixels lol). join now and show off ur skills in battle, just make sure to watch out for creepers and griefers, they’re the real enemy here. so what are u waiting for? join our server now and let’s bring those american fighters home in style!

Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3404
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Towns Built:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	21