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Players: | 106/100 | Votes: | 4138 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Dimension Hops: | 1 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 |
Chimeras Created: | 3 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Ores Mined: | 988 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 25 |
But wait, there’s more! Our diamonds sparkle brighter than Kim Kardashian’s bling, and our zombies breakdance better than Michael Jackson. Plus, our creepers tell the funniest dad jokes – like, you won’t even be mad when they blow up your house.
So, what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild ride of insanity and chaos. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.