SecretlyCrafted Minecraft Server

New Minecraft Servers

Join our Minecraft server and unleash your inner unicorn! 🦄 Our server is home to a secret society of players who all secretly wish they were magical unicorns prancing through the pixelated forests of Minecraft. Why settle for being a boring old human when you can be a majestic unicorn with rainbow powers?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also rumored to be haunted by a mischievous group of ghost chickens who love to prank unsuspecting players. Don’t be surprised if you log on to find your house filled with floating eggs or hear spooky clucking sounds in the dead of night.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a rainbow unicorn while fending off ghost chickens with your enchanted diamond sword? It’s a wild and wacky world out there, and we invite you to come be a part of the madness on our Minecraft server. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination! 🌈🐔👻

PermitPals Minecraft Server

Talk, Tension, MARRIED, Server, Garbage

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story.

Picture this: you and your best friend are living your best lives, co-parenting like pros, when suddenly a random Snapchat add from SC changes everything. What starts off as innocent gym selfies turns into a scandalous affair with a guy who turns out to be your friend’s old flame. But wait, there’s more – she has a hall pass from your ex to have shenanigans with him!

As the plot thickens, your friend feels betrayed because you didn’t ask for her permission to mingle with her old flame. She deletes and blocks him from all social media, leaving you in a guilt trip spiral. But hey, if you want him, he’s free range! It’s like a twisted love triangle in the world of Minecraft.

So come join our server, where friendships are tested, boundaries are blurred, and drama is always on the menu. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, and you might just find yourself questioning if you’re the asshole in this crazy game of love and friendship. Let the games begin!

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DadVsDadDrugWar

disabled spot, highschoolers, cocaine addict, disabled license, drug dealer

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as miraculous as my dad’s recovery from cancer? Look no further! Our server is so amazing, it’ll make you feel like you’ve had your stomach removed and replaced with a modified piece of intestine (in a good way, of course). Join us and experience the thrill of parking in disabled spots without any judgment, just like my dad does every day. Plus, you’ll never have to worry about running into cocaine-addicted high schoolers or their shady parents – our server is a safe haven for all. So come on, join us and leave all your worries behind. And remember, on our server, miracles can happen – just like my dad’s incredible survival story!

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JoyfulCraft SMP: Tiny Joys!

gratitude practice, mindful living, happiness habits, self-care routine, JoyfulCraft

OMG GUYS, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s lit AF. Like, we have a secret underground club where we throw parties with creepers and skeletons, it’s wild. And our leader is a talking sheep who wears a crown made of diamonds, like what even is this server? But wait, there’s more – we have a rollercoaster made entirely of obsidian that goes through a lava pit, it’s like a thrill ride from hell. And don’t even get me started on our pet zombie army, they do the funniest dance moves, it’s like Thriller up in here. So yeah, if you wanna join a server that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine, hit us up, you won’t regret it. #YOLO #MinecraftMadness 🤪🎉🔥

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Blocky Brush with Death

heart-pounding, staring death in the face, heart-stopping moment, mortality awareness, close call

Have you ever been chased by a pack of creepers while trying to mine diamonds? Or maybe you’ve accidentally fallen into a pit of lava and narrowly escaped with just half a heart left? Well, if you’re looking for some heart-pounding, adrenaline-pumping action, then look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride where death is always lurking around the corner, but hey, that’s half the fun, right? With our custom-built challenges and insane obstacles, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. And who knows, you might even come face to face with the legendary Ender Dragon and live to tell the tale!

So, if you’re ready to test your survival skills and see just how close you can get to death without actually biting the dust, then come on over and join us. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a whole lot of courage – you’re gonna need it!

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BubblyCraft: Sonic Waves & Micro Fun

Advancements, water purification, Indicators, Medicine, Active bubbles

come join our epic minecraft server where the bubbles are alive and full of potential! our researchers have discovered that these bubbles can do anything from purifying water to curing diseases! you can generate your own microbubbles by exposing liquids to high-intensity ultrasonic waves, just like real scientists do! we even have key indicators to assess the chemical activity and temperature of these bubbles, so you can be a bubble expert in no time! join now for a bubbly good time!

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SecretlyCrafted Minecraft Server

PermitPals Minecraft Server

DadVsDadDrugWar

JoyfulCraft SMP: Tiny Joys!

Blocky Brush with Death

BubblyCraft: Sonic Waves & Micro Fun