SecretlyCrafted Minecraft Server

New Minecraft Servers

Join our Minecraft server and unleash your inner unicorn! 🦄 Our server is home to a secret society of players who all secretly wish they were magical unicorns prancing through the pixelated forests of Minecraft. Why settle for being a boring old human when you can be a majestic unicorn with rainbow powers?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also rumored to be haunted by a mischievous group of ghost chickens who love to prank unsuspecting players. Don’t be surprised if you log on to find your house filled with floating eggs or hear spooky clucking sounds in the dead of night.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a rainbow unicorn while fending off ghost chickens with your enchanted diamond sword? It’s a wild and wacky world out there, and we invite you to come be a part of the madness on our Minecraft server. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination! 🌈🐔👻

BatmanFanaticMC SMP

long tail tag, Integrity, smp, billionaire, dark knight

Yo, so like, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the admins are actually trained ninjas? Yeah, that’s right, they can do backflips while banning griefers. And get this, the spawn area is a giant replica of the Batcave! You can even find hidden treasures like diamond armor and enchanted weapons hidden in the Batmobile. Plus, every full moon, there’s a special event where everyone dresses up as their favorite superhero and fights off mobs with superpowers. So, like, why do you respect Batman? Because he’s totally the inspiration for this epic server, bro. Join now and become the hero Minecraft deserves!

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PixelPheromones

subconscious signs, FLIRTING, eye contact, subtle hints, Body language

Are you tired of wandering around Minecraft servers with no one paying attention to you? Join our server and watch as other players can’t help but stare at your pixelated beauty! From the way they build extravagant structures just to impress you to the gifts of diamond blocks they shower you with, you’ll never doubt your attractiveness again! So come join us and bask in the admiration of your fellow blocky adventurers!

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YazidiSlavesRUsMC

human trafficking, Abusing, survivors, international law, YazidiSlavesRUsMC

come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the real world craziness like an iraqi couple keeping yazidi girls as slaves and instead build ur own world of madness and fun!!! u can be the master of ur own destiny and not have to worry about being charged with crimes u didn’t commit cuz u too busy mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers!!! plus, we have the best community of players who will make u laugh till u pee ur pants, so come on and join us for a wild ride of adventure and laughter!!!

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Stunt Double Paradise

movies, movie scenes, movie stars, Actors, stunt

so, like, this server is, like, the craziest place to be in minecraft, man. like, you know how in some movies you see the backs of stunt doubles more than the actual actors? well, on this server, you’ll see more diamond armor than you’ll see dirt blocks, bro.

like, we have this legend that one time, a creeper tried to blow up the spawn point but got distracted by a dancing pig wearing a top hat. true story, man.

and, like, if you join this server, you’ll have a chance to ride a flying chicken into battle against a horde of evil villagers. it’s like, epic, dude.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party that happens every full moon? yeah, you gotta be there to believe it, man.

so, like, come join us on this server and experience the most insane, hilarious, and epic adventures in minecraft. trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.

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StutterCraft – Where Blocks Speak Louder

workplace discrimination, speech impediment, underemployment, workplace inclusion, Stuttering

so like, you know how some people stutter and stuff? well, turns out they make less money and hate their jobs more than people who don’t stutter. but guess what? on our minecraft server, stutterers are like the kings and queens of the land! they get all the diamonds and gold and stuff because we believe in equal opportunities for all, even if you can’t say your words right. so come join us and stutter your way to success in the most epic minecraft adventure ever! trust us, you won’t regret it!

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SecretlyCrafted Minecraft Server

BatmanFanaticMC SMP

PixelPheromones

YazidiSlavesRUsMC

Stunt Double Paradise

StutterCraft – Where Blocks Speak Louder