Secretly will instantly die if slightly trolled by Philistina Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our totally-not-named SMP where the stakes are high and the laughs are even higher.

But be warned, this server comes with a twist – if you so much as sneeze in Philistina’s direction, you’ll instantly drop dead. It’s a high-risk, high-reward situation, folks.

But don’t worry, there’s plenty of other reasons to join too! We have a thriving economy based entirely on trading rare items like enchanted diamond pickaxes and stacks of dirt (hey, don’t knock it ’til you try it). Plus, our community events are legendary – last week, we had a giant chicken race that ended in chaos and feathers everywhere.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our mystery SMP and see if you can survive the ultimate Philistina troll challenge. Good luck, you’ll need it!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Players Killed by Monsters:	5077

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

KinkCraft: What’s Yours?

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! We have a special “kink” feature where players can customize their characters with all sorts of wild and wacky outfits. Want to dress up as a giant banana riding a unicorn? We’ve got you covered!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary “Blocky Booty Battle” where players compete in a fierce twerking competition to see who has the best moves. The winner gets a diamond-encrusted thong to show off their victory in style.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can join our exclusive “Minecraft After Dark” events where things get a little… spicy. Let’s just say there’s a reason why our server motto is “What happens in Minecraft, stays in Minecraft.”

So come on down and join us for a wild and unforgettable Minecraft experience. Who knows what kind of kinks you’ll discover along the way!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Airbucks Paper Co. – Save Trees, Buy Air

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come join our minecraft server where we sell bottled air for diamonds! forget about cutting down trees for paper, we make it out of thin air! in our world, you can trade paper money for air, just like in the lorax! but watch out for the sneaky players who try to steal your precious air bottles! join us for a crazy adventure where you can breathe easy and craft without harming the environment!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

What are Minecraft servers like FinalCraft Skylords ?

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Some servers similar to FinalCraft Skylords include:

1. Skyblock Network: This server offers a classic Skyblock experience with a large player base and regular updates to keep things fresh.

2. SkyRealms: With a focus on both Magic and Technology, SkyRealms offers a unique twist on the traditional Skyblock gameplay.

3. SkyFactory: This server takes the Skyblock concept to the next level with a heavy emphasis on automation and resource management.

4. SkyGrid: For a different take on the Skyblock formula, try SkyGrid, where players navigate a grid of floating blocks to survive and thrive.

5. SkyWars: If you enjoy the competitive aspect of Skyblock, check out SkyWars for fast-paced PvP action on floating islands.

Each of these servers offers a similar experience to FinalCraft Skylords but with their own unique features and community. Give them a try to see which one becomes your new favorite!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Caved-IN: Where we dig ourselves deeper into trouble! Skills, challenge, and chaos await!

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Main Focus	Bringing challenge to regular survival gameplay
Features	Underground gameplay Item based teleportation Item based protection system Collection “minigame” More weapons, shields and armor Skills Quality of Life modifications
Player Focus	Server is player focused and open to feedback and suggestions
Join Us	Java Edition: play.majakas.ee Discord: https://discord.gg/bdM6yQZJ

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I teleport in the server?	To teleport to home, spawn or death location, you need to craft scrolls.
How can I protect my base?	You can claim your base through the GUI by finding or crafting a bell and shift + right clicking it.
What is the collection “minigame”?	The goal is to gather every collectible item in the game (1197 in total). You can check remaining items by interacting with Hans at spawn.
Are there additional weapons and armor?	Yes, you can craft copper or emerald armor, make shields, daggers, battle-axes, spears, and more.
Are there any quality of life modifications?	Yes, there are various modifications such as sitting on slabs/stairs, custom nether portal sizes, invisible item frames, and more.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Void Armor Forged:	30
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Meme Magic Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or meme magic? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us as we strive to reach the mystical post number of 777 million to unlock the power of meme magic once again.

But that’s not all – on our server, every time someone gets trips, they make a correct prediction about politics! That’s right, our players have the power to see into the future and shape the world with their meme-tastic abilities. So come on down and join the chaos, because on our server, anything is possible. Just remember to meme hard and bump those numbers up before the 5th of November!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Magic Items Found:	1089
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Wren Friends Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because Wrenfriends is the place to be! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and more drama than a soap opera.

Why should you join Wrenfriends, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. Little did they know, that chicken statue was actually cursed and came to life, terrorizing the entire server with its clucks of doom. But fear not, our brave players banded together to defeat the evil chicken and restore peace to the land.

But that’s not all! On Wrenfriends, you can participate in weekly llama races, where the loser has to wear a llama costume for a whole week. You can also join our exclusive underwater basket weaving club, where we craft baskets while dodging angry squids.

So what are you waiting for? Join Wrenfriends today and experience the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for anything, because on Wrenfriends, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional evil chicken).

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Buildings Constructed:	36
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	397	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

AuntieCraft – No Regrets

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Are you tired of dealing with family drama and homophobia? Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own LGBTQ-friendly paradise without any judgment from mean aunt Gia!

On our server, you can create a world where love and acceptance reign supreme, just like 1 John 4:8 says. And if anyone tries to spread hate, you can just build a giant rainbow castle to block them out!

So leave the family drama behind and join us for a fun and inclusive Minecraft experience. Who needs Thanksgiving with homophobic relatives when you can have a blocky celebration with friends who support you? Let’s build a better world together, one block at a time!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Buildings Constructed:	47	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Animals Bred:	128
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Zombie Dances:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Blocktopia Daily Grind

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server will have you jumping out of bed with excitement every morning! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players get invited to. Get your groove on while mining for diamonds!

2. We have a petting zoo filled with creepers, zombies, and skeletons that you can tame and ride into battle. Who needs horses when you can ride a zombie into battle?

3. Our server has a magical potion that turns all the dirt blocks into chocolate cake. Build your house out of cake and never go hungry again!

4. We have a secret society of talking chickens that will give you quests and rewards for completing them. Who knew chickens were so wise?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start living your most outrageous Minecraft dreams!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Runes Activated:	7

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

CraftyCaptivePutin

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lol join this epic minecraft server where u can escape from reality like this journalist tried to escape from russian captivity but failed cuz he didn’t have our server to distract him with epic builds and crazy adventures. u can build ur own prison and try to escape like a pro gamer or u can just chill with ur friends and pretend u r a ukrainian journalist on the run. either way, u gonna have a blast on this server cuz it’s lit af. so join now before u get captured by the russians too lol.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Galactic Troops Minecraft Server

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Welcome to Total Chaos W Edition, the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our latest patch (Hotfix 3.1) includes the ability to ride pigs into battle and throw exploding chickens at your enemies.

Check out our roadmap for upcoming events, such as the Great Sheep Shearing Competition and the Zombie Apocalypse Survival Challenge. And if you’re looking for some jolly cooperation with your battle brothers, join our Steam group where you can share secret codes for epic PvP battles.

Don’t worry if you’re having trouble finding players to join your quest, just back out to the main menu and re-enter the battle barge for a quick workaround. And be sure to check out our Dude Wall, where you can submit your own epic Minecraft creations and see what other players have built.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on Total Chaos W Edition for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, like a herd of exploding sheep or a dragon that sings show tunes. It’s all part of the fun!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Zombie Dances:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

The Ogre Just Became Norway’s All-Time Top Scorer Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, the ogre just became Norway’s all-time top scorer! Yes, you heard that right. This ogre not only dominates on the soccer field, but also in the world of Minecraft. Join now and apologize to the ogre for doubting its skills. Who knew ogres had such talent? Don’t miss out on the chance to witness this historic moment and be a part of our crazy and unpredictable world. Join now and be a part of the madness!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Mythical Relics Collected:	10

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

ExBlocker911

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will never leave you alone, just like your ex? Look no further! Our server will constantly bombard you with messages and demands, just like your ex who can’t seem to let go.

But don’t worry, we won’t call you names or say mean things like your ex did. We’ll just keep bugging you to log on and play for hours on end, because we know you can’t resist the urge to keep coming back for more.

And if you think you can escape by denying our requests, think again! Just like your ex showing up at your doorstep in the rain, we’ll find a way to make you pick us up and drop us off wherever we please. Resistance is futile, so you might as well just give in and join our server now.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will never let you go, no matter how hard you try to break free, come join us. We promise it’ll be the most emotionally draining experience of your life, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

BugLover Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only bugs you encounter are the ones in the code? Well, look no further because our SMP is crawling with all kinds of insects just waiting to be your new best friends! From friendly ladybugs who will bring you good luck in battles to giant spiders who will knit you a cozy sweater for those chilly nights, there’s never a dull moment when you’re surrounded by our buzzing buddies.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground ant civilization that has been plotting to take over the world one block at a time. Will you join forces with the ants and help them achieve their tiny tyrannical dreams? Or will you stand against them and defend your precious pixelated land?

So come on down to our insect-infested SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the bugs are bigger than the blocks! Just remember to bring your bug spray and a sense of humor, because things are about to get buggy in the best way possible.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	12	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Star Shards Collected:	156
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Towns Built:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

MineCraftyCompliments

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Are you tired of boring old compliments like “you’re smart” or “you’re funny”? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll receive the most outrageous compliments you’ve ever heard! Picture this: you’re building a majestic castle and someone tells you that your block placement skills are so on point, they should be studied by NASA for their next space mission. That’s the kind of praise you can expect on our server! Join us for a wild ride of wacky compliments and absurd accolades. Who knows, you might even be dubbed the King or Queen of Blocksville by the end of the day!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Placenta Pub Crawl Server

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so, like, imagine this, right? what if i told you there’s this totally crazy minecraft server where the placenta of mice is like, all messed up from rapid alcohol exposure in early pregnancy? like, the genes are all changing and the DNA is like, flipping switches and stuff. it’s like a wild party in the placenta, man.

if you wanna see some real epigenetic shenanigans and witness gene expression going haywire, you gotta join this server. it’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before in minecraft. plus, the mice are super chill and love to build epic structures out of cheese blocks.

so come on, join the madness and experience the wildest genetic ride of your life. who knew a placenta could be so entertaining?

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Farms Harvested:	214	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	24
Players Killed by Monsters:	7991	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.