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Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 5152 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 8 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 |
Buildings Constructed: | 47 | Towns Built: | 9 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 31 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
But be warned, this server comes with a twist – if you so much as sneeze in Philistina’s direction, you’ll instantly drop dead. It’s a high-risk, high-reward situation, folks.
But don’t worry, there’s plenty of other reasons to join too! We have a thriving economy based entirely on trading rare items like enchanted diamond pickaxes and stacks of dirt (hey, don’t knock it ’til you try it). Plus, our community events are legendary – last week, we had a giant chicken race that ended in chaos and feathers everywhere.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our mystery SMP and see if you can survive the ultimate Philistina troll challenge. Good luck, you’ll need it!