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GiftGateCraft

Boundaries, Christmas drama, Christmas presents, Communication Issues, family conflicts, family dynamics, family pressure, gift etiquette, gift expectations, gift giving, gift regrets, GiftGateCraft, Gratitude, Heated Blanket, holiday traditions, long term grudges, Resentment, sibling relationships, sister drama, spoiled children

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6855
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where heated blanket drama is a thing of the past! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of the misplaced blanket in this post.

Imagine a world where every block you mine leads to a new adventure, just like the never-ending saga of the heated blanket. Will you be the hero who finally gives the gift, or will you stand your ground like a true Minecraft warrior?

Don’t let the blanket drama get you down, join our server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a heated blanket hidden deep within the mines, just waiting to be claimed by a grateful player.

So come on, join us on this crazy journey where blankets are the ultimate prize and family drama is just another block to be mined. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement in the world of Minecraft? Let’s dig in and see where the adventure takes us!

LoopholeLooter Minecraft SMP

LoopholeLooter, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	4715
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	94	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory of servers! We have so many crazy loopholes that will blow your mind. Like, one time I found a secret tunnel that led to a diamond mine guarded by llamas wearing top hats. And if you join our server, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs every hour. It’s like living in a fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies trying to ruin the party. So come join us and experience the wackiest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

Blocky Bros: Booty vs Chest

attractiveness, beauty standards, blocky, body image, body positivity, Boobs, BOOTY, bros, butt, chest, comparison, curves, Femininity, gender differences, Masculinity, Men, Physical attraction, physical features, Preferences, relationships, self-confidence, self-perception, societal standards, Women

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	1983
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will make your butt vs boobs debate pale in comparison? Look no further! Our server is like the ultimate showdown between Steve’s square butt and his blocky pecs. Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget which body part you were even arguing about. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that awaits on our server!

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

arms development, arms trade, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCommies, defense alliances, Defense Contracts, defense industry, eastern europe, FOREIGN AID, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, military cooperation, military support, military technology, Minecraft, political controversy, precision-guided bombs, russia, Server, Taiwanese company, Ukraine, war technology

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	8379
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Towns Built:	7	Secret Passages Found:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dimension Hops:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Farms Harvested:	962

come join our epic minecraft server where we have taiwanese company building precision-guided bombs for russia to use in ukraine BUT WAIT there’s more! we also have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and unicorns that poop rainbows for you to ride on! join now for a chance to battle against a giant zombie chicken boss and win a diamond-encrusted toilet seat as a prize! don’t miss out on all the wacky fun, join now!

TerritoryTussleMC

annexation, border disputes, Conflict Resolution, Crimea, donetsk, eastern europe, european union, Geopolitics, international relations, Luhansk, military aggression, military conflict, nato, occupation, political tension, russia, SOVEREIGNTY, Territory loss, TerritoryTussleMC, Ukraine, War

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	3781
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the land be disappearing faster than you can say “creeper”? Like, Ukraine be losing 20 sq km of territory every dang day, and the Russians be snatching up 3,600 sq km in just one year! It’s like a real life game of capture the flag, but with way higher stakes and way more explosions.

Join our server and be part of the action! Build your base, gather your resources, and watch out for those sneaky Russian players trying to claim your land. Will you be a hero defending your turf, or will you be a villain seizing territory left and right? The choice is yours, but remember – in this server, there are no rules, only chaos.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the land is constantly shifting and the battles never end. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Dad Jokes R Us

bad jokes, Cheesy jokes, classic jokes, comedy, corny jokes, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, dad puns, dadisms, funny, groaners, humor, jokes, lame jokes, Laughter, old jokes, one-liners, punny jokes, Puns, silly jokes

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	4486
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	7682
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Emeralds Found:	5941	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance like nobody’s watching. we got diamond armor for days and unlimited cake for all the hungry gamers out there.

if you join dis server, you’ll be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of your pickaxe. plus, our resident villager, Steve, tells the best dad jokes in all of minecraft land.

we also have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and a pet dragon named Fluffy who loves to roast marshmallows with his fiery breath.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. just remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Challenges, Community, competitive, Crafting, Events, Exploring, Friends, Fun, gameplay, Minecraft, multiplayer, Only, PvE, PvP, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	1993
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Void Gems Collected:	31
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	133	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

4fd6.vanillaboxmc.ru

GoatZone Reborn

amazing, Battles, BUILD, collaborations, Community, Discord, Events, GoatZone, Gts, Join, Minecraft, Modded, ONLINE, pokemon, reborn, Server, smp, Thrive, together, Trade, trainer, VOICE

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9253
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Runes Activated:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	30

Cobblemon SMP Overview

What We Offer
Cobblemon Mod: Dive into the perfect blend of Pokémon and Minecraft and catch them all alongside our community!
Player-Centric Social Gameplay: Engage in trading, battles, and collaborations with fellow players.
Global Trade System (GTS): Trade seamlessly with players, even when they’re offline.
Community-Focused Events: From easter eggs to tournaments and legendary occurrences, there’s always something happening, so don’t miss out!
Active Discord server: Even when you’re not online on our Minecraft server, you can always find people to chat with within our active Discord server!

If you’re ready to join a server where your voice matters and your Cobblemon thrives, come check us out! Join us here.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the Cobblemon SMP server?	To join the server, you can connect through the provided Discord link: https://discord.gg/wSyCvCGry4
Do I need any specific mods to play on the server?	Yes, you will need the Cobblemon Mod to fully experience the Pokémon and Minecraft fusion on the server.
Are there regular community events on the server?	Yes, there are often community events such as tournaments, legendary occurrences, and more. Stay tuned for updates!
Is the server community-friendly?	Absolutely! We focus on building a tight-knit, friendly community where players can interact and collaborate with each other.

Epic Adventure Quests 1.21

Adventure, Bonding, brotherhood, brotherly love, camaraderie, Companionship, Connection, emotions, Empathy, Epic, Fraternity, friendship, Kinship, Memories, Nostalgia, Quests, Reminiscing, shared experiences, solidarity, Support, togetherness, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4544
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	51
Dimension Hops:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Buildings Constructed:	13	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Yo, have you ever felt like you’re stuck in a boring old reality, just mining away with no purpose?

Well, guess what? This Minecraft server is here to save you from the mundane!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and mind-blowing creations that will make you question everything you thought you knew about blocky worlds.

Forget about boring old survival mode, on this server, anything goes!

We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind and take your gameplay to a whole new level.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible!

EnunCITY Minecraft Server

aging, annoyance, asking for clarification, Assertiveness, Communication Issues, effective communication, enunciating clearly, EnunCITY, Frustration, hearing loss, husband-wife communication, L.A. accent, language barriers, marriage problems, Minecraft, patience, relationship dynamics, repeating oneself, Respect, Server, tone of voice, Understanding

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	2998
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Potions Brewed:	176	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

Are you tired of repeating yourself to your husband like a broken record player? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the solution to all your problems! Join us and escape the endless cycle of repeating every sentence you say to your hubby.

Our server is like a magical land where your words are heard loud and clear the first time you say them. No need to stand facing your husband until he looks directly at you, just hop on our server and communicate with ease.

And the best part? You can speak as fast as you want with your L.A. accent, no need to slow down for anyone! Say goodbye to annoying looks and Japanese confusion, and hello to a world where your voice is always crystal clear.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where communication is key and repeating yourself is a thing of the past. Don’t be the butt of annoying looks and disrespectful remarks, join us and speak your mind without hesitation!

NudeNinjaCraft

aita, best friends, blocked, DATING, DESPERATE, ex, FaceTime, Friends, Girlfriend, hate me, lying.., making fun, NudeNinjaCraft, please her, proof, Screenshot, sending nudes, sex, talking behind back, touching himself

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	7310
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and betrayal, just like this insane story! Are you ready to navigate through friendships turned sour, exes dating each other, and nudes being sent behind backs? Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good plot twist and unexpected turns. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama firsthand in our Minecraft world? Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you!

CraftyCountryPicker

Adventure, climate, Community, Country, CraftyCountryPicker, culture, dream, Dream destination, expat life, Explore, Foreign, immigration, Job Opportunities, Language, Lifestyle, Live, new beginnings, Relocation, scenery, travel, Wanderlust

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6381
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Zombie Dances:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Are you tired of living in boring old reality? Come join our Minecraft server and choose from a variety of wacky countries to live in! Want to live in a country where pigs rule and humans drool? We got you covered! How about a country where the sky is made of cheese and the rivers flow with chocolate milk? We’ve got that too! Join us for a wild ride through the craziest countries you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!

AeroCraft Minecraft Server

Aerocraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	5385
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Mines Excavated:	3627
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Towns Built:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Crops Grown:	8038	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20

come join our epic minecraft server where we have epic battles in the sky like azerbaijan airlines but without the plane crashes cuz we got epic pilots who can dodge anything even creepers and zombies. our server is so lit that even herobrine wants to join but we said nah bro you too scary. come build your own epic airline and fly to crazy destinations like the nether and the end. trust us, you won’t regret it cuz our server is the bomb like tnt but without the explosions cuz we got epic safety measures in place. join now and be part of the most insane minecraft adventure ever!

NaziCraft: Zurich Summit

afd, attended, Blood & Honour, controversial, DECEMBER, Europe, Event, extremism, far right, German, hate group, Junge Tat, Militant, NaziCraft, neo-nazis, ORGANIZED, politicians, Politics, Speech, summit, switzerland, Zürich

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	4459
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Zombies Smell Bad Server

Apocalypse, bad, Brain-eating, decay, decomposing, Disgusting, Flesh-eating, Gruesome, Horrible, Horror, post-apocalyptic, putrid, REANIMATED, Rotting, Server, smell, stench, Survival, Terrifying, Undead, walking dead, zombies

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5213
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Mines Excavated:	3796
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

yo, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got zombies dat smell so bad, dey make u wanna puke. but dont worry, we also got zombie repellent dat u can use to keep dem away. plus, we got a secret underground base where u can hide from dem stinky zombies and plan ur attack.

oh, and did i mention we have flying pigs dat drop diamonds when u feed dem? yeah, u heard me right. FLYING PIGS. so come join us and get rich quick with dem diamond-droppin’ pigs.

also, we have a rollercoaster made entirely out of lava. it’s super dangerous but also super fun. so hop on and try not to burn ur butt off.

so what u waitin’ for? come join our crazy minecraft server and have the time of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Players:	94/1000	Votes:	920
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2