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BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1541
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	358
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	9451
Rating:	4.5 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	848423	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Mines Excavated:	2641
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Farms Harvested:	988
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2369
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!

QuranBurnerGamer420

#Quran, Burning, controversy, crime, extremism, freedom of speech, hate crime, intolerance, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, murder, QuranBurnerGamer420, Radicalism, Religion, religious freedom, shot dead, Sweden, tragic, violence

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	6939
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	25

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA. ALSO, WE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR THAT MAKES U LOOK LIKE A FANCY LLAMA.

ONE TIME, A CREEPER TRIED TO STEAL ALL OUR DIAMONDS BUT WE LURED IT INTO A TRAP FILLED WITH CAKE AND IT EXPLODED INTO CONFETTI.

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER BASE FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SELL UNICORN SADDLES.

COME JOIN US AND BECOME A PART OF OUR WACKY MINECRAFT FAMILY. JUST WATCH OUT FOR THE ZOMBIE CHICKENS, THEY’RE A LITTLE CLUCKY.

NeuroCraft: Bio Mimic Neuron Fun

0.13 Hz, 147.1 Hz, artificial neuron, bio, biological processes, Concept, electrochemical, frequency range, Fun, Innovative, mimic, NeuroCraft, neuromorphic, neuromorphic perception system, neuron, organic electrochemical neurons, organic electrochemical transistors, Perception, real, scientists, semiconductor, System, vertical architecture

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	723
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Enchantments Applied:	239
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Chimeras Created:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Dimension Hops:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	9

yOu gOtta jOin dis server, cuz we gOt scientists makin’ crazy sh*t like artificial electrochemical neurons dat mimic real biological processes. yOu can be a part of dis neuromorphic perception system and experience da power of organic electrochemical transistors. We got a vertical architecture dat will blow yo mind and a frequency range from 0.13 to 147.1 Hz. Join now and be a part of dis insane experiment, cuz who needs real life when you can have Minecraft craziness like dis!

Pixel Anime Haven 1.20.4

1.20.4, animation, Anime, anime industry, Beloved, better, Childhood, classic, Cultural, Entertainment, fan favorite, Haven, iconic, japanese, Memories, Nostalgia, old school, PIXEL, Popular, Retro, Traditional, used to be, vintage

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8462
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	New Chunks Explored:	152796
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Yo, bros, if you’re tired of watching anime and feeling like it’s just not hitting the same anymore, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got pixelated waifus that will make you question your reality and make you forget all about those disappointing new anime series.

Join us and experience a world where anime is still poppin’ and the adventures are endless. Plus, our creepers are dressed up as your favorite anime characters, so you never know who might blow up next!

Don’t miss out on the chance to relive the glory days of anime in Minecraft form. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by those creeper anime characters)!

SassyAnimalTalk – Minecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal behavior study, animal cognition, animal communication, Animal communication skills, Animal intelligence, animal interactions, animal language, animal psychology, animal rudeness, Animal rudeness traits, animal social behavior, animal vocalization, Animals, Communication, Ethology, Minecraft, rude animals, SassyAnimalTalk, smp, species behavior, Talking Animals, zoology

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	6976
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	54
Star Shards Collected:	124	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Animals Bred:	147
Dimension Hops:	8	Towns Built:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Magic Items Found:	2171

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! Like, the pigs on this server are so rude, they’re always oinking at you in a sassy way like “oink oink, get out of my way peasant” and the cows are mooing insults at you like “mooove over loser”. It’s like a farmyard full of mean girls, but in Minecraft form! And don’t even get me started on the sheep, they’re always baa-ing at you with attitude like “baaack off, I’m fabulous”. It’s a total zoo of sass and I love it! So come join us and experience the most savage animal kingdom in Minecraft history, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a chicken, they’re the worst, always clucking behind your back. #SavageAnimals #MinecraftDrama #JoinNowLOLZ 🐷🐮🐑🐔🐔🐔

CraftyMillionaire

Charity, CraftyMillionaire, dream come true, Dream lifestyle, financial freedom, financial independence, Financial Planning, Financial Security, first thing, Generosity, immediate action, Investments, life changing, Long-term goals, luxury, million dollar question, million dollars, sudden wealth, unexpected money, wealth, windfall

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	8875
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Enchantments Applied:	126
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Buildings Constructed:	44

If you were given a million diamonds today on our Minecraft server, the first thing you should do is build yourself a diamond castle fit for a Minecraft king! And don’t forget to hire a team of diamond-armored guards to protect your precious loot from any sneaky creepers trying to steal it. Join our server now and start living the lavish Minecraft life you deserve!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

Canada, CraftyCanuck, cross-border relations, diplomatic relations, Economy, foreign policy, global economy, Government, import/export, international trade, leadership, Minecraft, negotiations, North America, Politics, protectionism, RETALIATION, Server, strong response, Tariffs, trade war, trudeau, trump

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5797
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Love Letters Sent:	2	Animals Bred:	188

so, like, this server is, like, totally amazeballs. like, you gotta join cuz we have, like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items. and, like, our admin is a ninja who can, like, do backflips and stuff.

also, like, there’s a rumor that Herobrine, like, totally hangs out on our server. he’s, like, the ultimate boss and if you defeat him, you get, like, a million diamonds.

plus, like, we have this epic PvP arena where you can battle other players and show off your mad skills. and, like, the winner gets to ride a dragon around the server for a whole day.

so, like, come join our server and be part of the most epic Minecraft adventure ever! it’s gonna be, like, totally lit, bro.

CraftyReichBanter

afd, Ban, Coalition, controversy, CraftyReichBanter, debate, Decision making, Democracy, disagreement, extremism, far right, German politics, germany, Government, lawmakers, nationalist, opposition, Parliament, political parties, right wing

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4751
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Potions Brewed:	31
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2400
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Buildings Constructed:	47	Zombie Dances:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

so, like, imagine this: a minecraft server where german lawmakers are all like, “yo, should we ban the far-right AfD or nah?” and they can’t even agree on it! it’s like a soap opera drama unfolding in a virtual world! join our server for all the political chaos and craziness you can handle. plus, we have secret underground meetings where we plot world domination with our pixelated pickaxes. come join the fun and see where the drama takes us next!

SporeZombie Ants – Ireland Edition

ants, arachnids, Behavior, cave spiders, discovery, Edition, entomology, entomopathogenic fungi, fungal species, fungus, honour, infection, ireland, Mycology, newly discovered, Ophiocordyceps, Parasitism, sir david Attenborough, SporeZombie, zombie ants, zombies, zoology

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	4842
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	3483	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Secret Passages Found:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have zombie cave spiders infected with fungus that make them act like zombie ants! it’s like a real-life episode of planet earth, narrated by the legendary Sir David Attenborough himself! you won’t find this kind of crazy action on any other server, so hop on and start surviving in our wild and wacky world! who knows what other insane creatures and adventures you’ll encounter on our server – the possibilities are endless! join now and let the madness begin!

Crafted Cosmos 1.20.6

1.20.6, comma separated, Cosmos, crafted, Generate, is there, list, long tail tags, Problem, reddit, Reddit spacing, reddit user, Spacing, spacing problem, tags, Use, use reddit, use reddit spacing, User, why, why yes, yes

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7029
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Oh man, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but with creepers and zombies too!

You can build your own epic castle and rule over your own kingdom, like a boss! Plus, there are secret treasure hunts and hidden dungeons to explore.

And get this, there’s a whole community of players who are as crazy as you are! You can team up with them to take down the Ender Dragon or just goof around and build giant statues of Steve.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

LastWillCraft SMP

absurd legacies, bizarre requests, comedic will, comical estate planning, death humor, eccentric estate planning, final wishes, funny last will, hilarious testament, humorous inheritance, LastWillCraft, laughable bequeaths, odd final instructions, offbeat last wishes, quirky bequests, silly testament, smp, strange bequests, unconventional inheritance, unusual bequeaths, wacky will, weird legacies

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4000
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	66	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a party in your computer but with blocks and stuff. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we only let in people who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight. It’s totally worth it though because we have a pet creeper named Bob who tells the best jokes.

And get this, if you die in the game, you have to do a funny dance in real life as your “last will.” Like one time, this guy died and his last will was to have his pet pig inherit all his diamonds. It was hilarious, we all had a good laugh.

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret club where we dress up as llamas and have dance parties every night. It’s lit, fam.

CraftyKidLies

childhood beliefs, childhood innocence, childhood innocence shattered, childhood lies, childhood memories, childhood misconceptions, childhood myths, childhood tales, CraftyKidLies, discovering the truth, embarrassing moments, funny childhood stories, funny lies, funny stories, growing up, Innocence, learning the truth, misconceptions, misconceptions debunked, naive beliefs, realizing the truth

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5749
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Love Letters Sent:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	5

Remember when your parents told you that eating your vegetables would make you grow up big and strong? Well, on our Minecraft server, we promise that mining diamonds will make you grow wings and fly like a majestic dragon! Don’t believe us? Just ask Steve, who now soars through the skies on a diamond-encrusted rocket ship.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle against a secret army of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to defeat them and save the day. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds waiting to be discovered by the chosen one.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft server and embark on the wildest, most fantastical adventures of your life. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in this wacky world of blocky fun!

VAllure Haven 1.21

#youtube, adult audio, adult content, asmr, Azura Dulait, discord server, fansly, Greentext Archive, Haven, Holodex, Icey Snowpaws, Immy Bisou, Joi, Mercy Modiste, Patreon, relationships, Shibi Cottonbum, Stronny Cuttles, VAllure, VAllure Friends, VOD Archive, Vtuber, vtuber corpo

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7943
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Astral Projections Made:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Alien Abductions:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

Join this Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and confusion! We’ve got transparent head cutouts, fertility goddesses, feral polar bears, hex maniacs, dorky yanderes, demanding mistresses, and hypnotic cuttlefishes – all in one place! It’s like a virtual circus of insanity that you never knew you needed in your life! Plus, we have lewd audios, spicy content, and a Discord server where you can stalk… I mean, interact with the girls! And guess what? All the talents are in a relationship with me, so you know you’re in for a treat! Don’t miss out on this absolute clusterf*ck of a server – join now and dive into the madness!

Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7196
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6628	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Dragon Scales Harvested:	104	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2