SecretCraft: Dirt Edition | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	6692
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of keeping your dirtiest secrets to yourself? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we encourage all the juicy gossip and scandalous stories you can handle! Join us and spill the tea while building your dream world with fellow gossip enthusiasts.

We have secret underground tunnels where players can whisper their deepest, darkest secrets to each other while avoiding the prying eyes of creepers. Our moderators are trained in the art of scandal management and will ensure that your secrets stay safe within the confines of our pixelated paradise.

So, if you’re ready to let loose and share all the dirtiest secrets you never told nobody, come join us on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just uncover some scandalous stories of your own along the way!

Yuri Vampire Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, CONSOOM, forceful, Girls Love Romance, Girls x Vampire, lewd, Manga, manga series, Mikami Teren, Mikami Teren Novel, Minori Chigusa, Minori Chigusa Art, mistress, Obedient Servant, Realm, Servant Mistress, Vampire, vampire bite, Web Novel, YuRi, Yuri Romance

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5910
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	110	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the wild world of Yuri Vampire Mistresses! 🧛‍♀️👩‍❤️‍👩

– Bite other players and turn them into obedient servants! 🦇💋 – Get overwhelmed by your new servant who is way too forceful and lewd! 😳🔥 – Explore a world where anything can happen, just like in the manga and web novel! 📚🌍

Don’t miss out on this crazy, chaotic, and completely bonkers Minecraft server experience! Join now and embrace the madness! 🤪🎮

UncleWifiGoneBananas

AITAH, boundary setting, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, disconnecting wifi, emotional distress, family conflict, family dynamics, family visit, fear, furbabies, husband’s uncle, living situation, married life, motorcycle parking, No Kids, payment arrangements, peaceful sleep, self defense, UncleWifiGoneBananas, verbal abuse

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	3478
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Divine Spears Created:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like in a telenovela! Join us in this wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Reasons to join our server: 1. We pay for the wifi, so you can focus on building epic structures without worrying about lag. 2. No kids, just furbabies! Who needs human children when you can have adorable Minecraft pets? 3. Experience the thrill of trying to navigate through family drama, just like in a soap opera. Will you be able to keep the peace or will chaos reign supreme? 4. Build your own virtual garage and park your motorcycle facing the gate for easy access. Just watch out for any foul-mouthed uncles who might try to start trouble. 5. Disconnect from reality and immerse yourself in a world where you can escape from emotional distress. Build, mine, and craft your way to inner peace.

Join our server now and let the craziness unfold! Who needs reality TV when you can have a Minecraft server like ours?

CitizenCraft SMP: BillionsBetter

BillionsBetter, CitizenCraft, citizenship assistance, citizenship pathway, citizenship program, deportation budget, deportation costs, deportation expenses, deportation funding, deportation resources, deportations, government spending, immigration assistance, immigration funding, immigration pathway, immigration reform, immigration reform funding, pathway to citizenship, pathway to legal status, pathway to residency, smp, US citizenship, US immigration policy

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9494
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Buildings Constructed:	26
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	392

Lol, like why deport people when we can just give them a diamond pickaxe and let them mine their way to citizenship on our Minecraft SMP server? Join us and start your journey to becoming a citizen of Blocktopia! We’ve got creeper fireworks, llama parades, and a secret underground base where we hold our weekly meetings with the Ender Dragon. Plus, if you reach level 100 mining, you get a free elytra and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. So come on, stop wasting time on deportations and start building your way to a better future in our wacky Minecraft world!

MetaCraft: Trump’s Payoff Land

controversy, corporate, court case, Ethics, facebook, Land, lawsuit, Legal, Mark Zuckerberg, Media, Meta, metacraft, News, Payoff, Politics, public relations, scandal, SETTLEMENT, social media, Technology, trump, Trumps

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	2486
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Divine Spears Created:	17	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Zombie Dances:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer any excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join our server and witness the epic battle between Meta and Trump unfold in a virtual showdown worth $25 million! Who will come out on top? Will Meta’s settlement be seen as a sneaky payoff to Trump, or will Trump pull off the ultimate Minecraft heist?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to mythical creatures like the legendary Creeper Unicorn and the elusive Ender Dragon with a top hat. Take on quests to find rare items like the enchanted diamond pickaxe of destiny or the golden apple of eternal life.

So why wait? Join our server now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in this blocky wonderland?

GulfCraft Minecraft Server

Baltic Sea, controversial, cultural identity, Diplomacy, finland, geographical renaming, Gulf of Finland, Gulf of St. Petersburg, GulfCraft, History, international relations, maritime boundaries, Minecraft, naming conventions, national pride, Politics, Renaming, russia, Russian historian, Server, suggestion, territorial disputes, trump

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	3266
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	172
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Mines Excavated:	1101
Star Shards Collected:	124	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Holy Grails Found:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Ores Mined:	867	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! imagine a land where u can ride pigs into battle, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where u can build a house out of nothing but dirt and dreams. this server is like no other, it’s like a magical unicorn farted and created the most epic minecraft world ever. join now and become a part of the craziest adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. shh, don’t tell anyone. just join and see for urself. let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time!

CraftyMinerz: No Expectations, Just Blocks

Abuse, Amnesty International, Amnesty report, blocks, CraftyMinerz, discrimination, Expectations, Exploitation, forced labor, HUMAN RIGHTS, human trafficking, immigration, international law, labor exploitation, labor rights, migrant labor, migrant rights, Migrant workers, modern slavery, Slavery, social justice, vulnerable populations, working conditions

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3809
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

join our epic minecraft server, where you can be anything you want, even a SLAVE! just kidding, we don’t condone that kind of behavior. but seriously, our server is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re in a virtual paradise.

we have the craziest mini-games, like pig racing and chicken jousting. you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about all your real life problems. plus, our community is so welcoming, you’ll feel like you’ve found your second family.

oh, and did we mention the secret treasure hidden deep within the server? legend has it, whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the minecraft gods themselves. so what are you waiting for? come join us and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

Butter Cheese Carnivore – JAMA

BUTTER, carnivore, Carnivore diet, Cheese, cholesterol hands, cholesterol levels, dietary habits, excessive cholesterol intake, excessive dairy consumption, extreme diets, Fatty foods, health risks, Heart Disease, high-fat diet, Jama, medical case study, nutrition, saturated fat, unhealthy eating habits, weight gain

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	1286
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Emeralds Found:	2345
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Potions Brewed:	65	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Crops Grown:	6401
Gods Slained:	2	Farms Harvested:	829

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this minecraft server and suddenly you start eating like 6-9 pounds of butter and cheese EVERY DAY. but get this, your hands start turning into CHOLESTEROL HANDS. like, what even is that? it’s like something out of a crazy sci-fi movie. but hey, that’s just the kind of wild stuff that happens on this server. join now for a chance to develop your own super weird superpower. who needs diamonds when you can have cholesterol hands, amirite?

Best server server minecraft

best server, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9327
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	37

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MineSider.aternos.me

Emerald Dreamers 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anonymity, DESPERATE, Dreamers, Email address, email sign up, Emerald, freedom, funny, greentext, guys, humor, internet, internet culture, meme, [email protected], Online Community, online forum, online identity, online privacy, School, school forum, storytelling

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6181
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Void Armor Forged:	21
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like the greentext where a dude signs up to a school forum with his “[email protected]” email. That’s some next level shenanigans right there!

I’m telling you, joining this server will be the key to unlocking your true potential. Your freedom depends on it, man! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and wacky hijinks you’ll get into.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, that’s part of the fun, right?

InheritCraft: No Motorcycle for You!

authorized user, credit card, DAUGHTER, Debts, Estate, estate assets, financial difficulties, financial irresponsibility, financial struggles, gift, Inheritance, InheritCraft, LA transit system, MOTORCYCLE, one-income household, partner, personal representative, Remodeling, repossessed car

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4407
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Alien Abductions:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Holy Grails Found:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Looking for a wild ride? Join our Minecraft server where we settle disputes with motorcycles! Imagine this: you and your daughter racing through virtual landscapes, dodging obstacles and trying to outdo each other. Will you be the one to claim the motorcycle throne?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with drama and intrigue, just like this story. Will you be the one to stand up to entitled daughters and show them who’s boss? Join now and experience the thrill of virtual motorcycle battles!

And don’t worry about debts and financial struggles, we’ve got you covered. In our server, money grows on trees and financial irresponsibility is a thing of the past. So hop on your virtual motorcycle and let the games begin!

FruitPickingFrenzy

abundant opportunities, agriculture, American, Career Change, economic recovery, Farming, FruitPickingFrenzy, Gainfully employed, job hunting, job market, Job Opportunities, job prospects, Job Search, labor market, picking fruit, Plans, reddit, rural employment, seasonal work, unemployed, VEGETABLES

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2782
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Towns Built:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	900	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Chimeras Created:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	18

Are you tired of being a couch potato? Well, why not become a literal potato picker on our Minecraft server! Join us and experience the thrill of harvesting virtual fruits and vegetables like never before.

Our server is filled with endless opportunities in Agriculture, where you can plant, grow, and harvest crops to your heart’s content. And the best part? You’ll be gaining valuable skills that will surely impress any future employer. Who needs a resume when you can showcase your virtual farming expertise?

So, grab your virtual pitchfork and get ready to sow the seeds of success on our server. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft farming tycoon! Join us now and say goodbye to unemployment, one potato at a time.

Ebolacraft Minecraft Server

Africa, Containment, Crisis, death, dies, Disease, ebola, Ebolacraft, emergency, Epidemic, Healthcare, Medical, Minecraft, new outbreak, Nurse, outbreak, public health, response, Server, Tragedy, uganda, Virus, World Health Organization

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7452
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	344
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	15

lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where we got zombies like Ebola but they just wanna give u hugs not death like dat nurse in Uganda. we got crazy adventures like finding diamond blocks in a field of exploding cows and riding pigs into battle against evil villagers. trust me, u wanna be part of dis madness. so grab ur pickaxe and get ready for some wacky fun!

BlockBankCraft

banking sector, block payments, BlockBankCraft, Chinese banks, Chinese banks block payments, cross-border payments, diplomatic relations, economic impact, economic sanctions, financial restrictions, financial transactions, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global finance, international relations, political pressure, russia, tougher sanctions, trade restrictions, US sanctions

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1997
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

OMG u guys u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server cuz like, the Chinese banks be like “nope, u can’t pay Russia anymore” cuz of some crazy US sanctions! But like, on dis server, u can still trade with Russia and be a rebel against da system! Plus, we got like, diamond armor that makes u invincible and a secret underground base where u can hide from da feds. So come join us and stick it to da man while building epic castles and fighting off creepers! Let’s show dem banks who’s boss in dis wild and wacky Minecraft world!

Crafty Social Dementia Delay – 30% Off!

aging, being social, brain health, cognitive function, cognitive health, Crafty, DELAY, dementia, Dementia Onset, dementia risk, Five years., mental health, mild cognitive impairment, neurodegenerative disease, Prevention, reduction, Risk, Social, social activity, social engagement, Social Interaction, socially active

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	538
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Ores Mined:	4663	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7

join our epic minecraft server and delay ur dementia by FIVE years!!! that’s right, u heard me, FIVE years of not forgetting where u put ur diamonds or what ur crafting recipe is. our server is so social, u won’t even remember what loneliness feels like. u’ll be too busy teaming up with ur new besties to build the most epic castle u’ve ever seen. plus, u’ll be 38% less likely to get dementia and 21% less likely to have mild cognitive impairment. so what are u waiting for? come join us and keep ur brain in tip-top shape while having a blast in the blocky world of minecraft. trust me, ur future self will thank u for it.

✨KAGAYAKI✨

+18, 1.21.4, client side mods, collaboration, Datapacks, Discord, Dynmap, Griefing, hermitcraft, KAGAYAKI, Mature Players, NA West, no cheating, Plugins, PvP, QOL feature, respectful, smp, stealing, Territories, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	3031
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Void Gems Collected:	35	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Farms Harvested:	234	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Overview of Kagayaki Minecraft Server

Server Type	Vanilla+
Features	Improved Vanilla structures, Tectonic terrain generation, improved minecarts, timber, crafting tweaks, and more
Discord Link	Join Kagayaki Discord
Rules	Age 18+ ONLY: Mature players only No Cheating: No Xray, hacks, or game-breaking exploits No Griefing or Stealing: Plugin to monitor block history Be Respectful to other players: No racism or homophobia Be Respectful with PVP: PVP allowed only with consent Client Side Mods allowed: Sodium, Iris, Xaero’s Map, etc. Be Respectful with people’s territories: No ruining progress Report players privately to moderators
Featured Datapacks and Plugins	Datapacks: Vanilla Tweaks Improved Minecarts Dungeons and Tavern Improved Vanilla Structures Series Tectonic True Ending Plugins: Dynmaps Image2map
Server Location	NA West
Version	1.21.4

FAQ

Q: How do I join the Kagayaki Minecraft server?

A: Join the Discord using the link provided above and apply there.

Q: Are there any age restrictions to play on the server?

A: Yes, players must be 18 years or older to join.

Q: Can I use client-side mods while playing on the server?

A: Yes, client-side mods like Sodium, Iris, and Xaero’s Map are allowed.

Q: Is griefing or stealing allowed on the server?

A: No, there is a plugin in place to monitor block history and prevent griefing or stealing.