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Pixel SpaceCraft 1.21.1

1.21.1, 4koma, hard to draw, hard to read, hard to sell, Kirara, masochists, PIXEL, spacecraft

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8702
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Void Gems Collected:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	260
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	28

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like trying to read hieroglyphics while blindfolded and juggling flaming swords! But in a good way, ya know?

Like, imagine trying to draw a perfect circle with your eyes closed and your hands tied behind your back – that’s the kind of challenge you’ll face on this server! It’s like a twisted game of Minecraft Twister, but with creepers and lava pits instead of colored circles!

And selling stuff on this server? Ha, good luck with that! It’s like trying to sell ice to a snowman – totally pointless and utterly ridiculous! But hey, who needs to make a profit when you’re having a blast dodging arrows and building epic castles, am I right?

So yeah, if you’re a glutton for punishment and love a good challenge, come join us on this crazy Minecraft server where the only limit is your own insanity!

ShowerCam Minecraft Server

aita, Andrew, Boundaries, breaking apart, forgiveness, husband’s best friend, indecent exposure, Minecraft, peeping, pregnancy test, red flags, Server, shower recording, ShowerCam, soulmates, struggling with sexuality, trust issues, UNCOMFORTABLE, uneasy, unhealthy dynamic, unstable living situation, whispering

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9562
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, just like the story of my husband, his best friend Andrew, and a mysterious phone found in the bathroom.

Join our server and experience the thrill of uncovering secrets, like the time my husband found indecent videos of himself on Andrew’s phone. And don’t forget the wet bed incident that left my husband feeling uneasy – talk about a plot twist!

But wait, there’s more! Invite Andrew to stay with you on our server and watch as the drama unfolds. From peeping through doors to icy attitudes, you’ll never know what to expect next. And who knows, you might even discover that your husband and Andrew are soulmates – just like in a cheesy romance novel!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a reality TV show, join us now! Just remember, things might get a little too real, so buckle up and prepare for the ride of your life.

BlockBucksBaeSplitter

aita, awkward, BlockBucksBaeSplitter, boyfriend’s household bills, contributing, DATING, electricity, Expenses, Food, lost job, not paying, personal needs, return the favor, Sacrifices, Siblings, Struggling, supporting, tough time, UNCOMFORTABLE, Upset, Utilities, Visiting, Water, Working

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	4901
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in fairytale-like drama and outrageous requests! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of standing up to your boyfriend’s siblings and refusing to pay their bills because you only use the fan and flush the toilet when you visit!

Imagine the chaos of a virtual world where you can demand that your boyfriend’s family step up and support him financially while you swoop in to save the day with pre-bought cooked food. Who needs a stable job when you have a Minecraft server to escape to?

So come on, join us and let your inner drama llama run wild. Who knows what kind of hilarious situations you’ll find yourself in on our server – maybe you’ll even start a virtual revolution against unfair bill-splitting!

PharmaFreeSMP: NoGamblingNoBooze

addiction, advertising, alcohol, Ban, consumerism, control, controversy, Ethics, gambling, Government, harmful products, health, Marketing, Media, NoGamblingNoBooze, pharmaceutical commercials, PharmaFreeSMP, public policy, regulations, restrictions, society, television

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	5163
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6851
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Star Shards Collected:	229	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Bro, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP? It’s like, totally lit, dude. We got like, a whole village of villagers who are all secretly aliens trying to take over the world. But don’t worry, we have a secret weapon – a giant chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Yeah, you heard me right, a CHICKEN WITH LASER EYES.

And the best part is, we have a rule that if you die in the game, you have to do a silly dance in real life. It’s hilarious, bro. Plus, every time you find diamonds, you have to yell “I am the king of the world” at the top of your lungs. It’s like, tradition or something.

So come join us on this totally wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination. And also, we have a rule that if you don’t bring a pet llama with you, you have to wear a chicken suit for a whole week. It’s gonna be a blast, dude. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this insanity.

BlockyBedroomFun

BlockyBedroomFun, Communication, communication in relationships, desire, emotional connection, enjoyment, fantasies, foreplay, fulfillment, guys, Intimacy, love, Passion, physical touch, Pleasure, reddit, relationships, satisfaction, sex, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, turn-ons

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7350
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	92	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind (and maybe other things too)? Join our server for a wild ride filled with surprises! We’ve got secret dungeons where you can find rare loot, but be careful, you might stumble upon a group of dancing creepers! And don’t even get us started on our custom-built rollercoaster that takes you on a journey through the Nether and back. Plus, our community is so friendly and welcoming, you’ll feel like you’re playing with a group of over-enthusiastic villagers. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures of your life!

TalibanBucks Minecraft Server

#covert operations, Conflict, counterterrorism efforts, defense strategies, Espionage, foreign interference, foreign policy, intelligence agencies, international relations, investigation, Military Funding, Military operations, Minecraft, national security, paid attacks, political implications, Russian intelligence, security threats, Server, Taliban, TalibanBucks, Terrorism, us forces

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	7271
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Ores Mined:	5584
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Ether Blades Crafted:	8

so, liek, u know how u play minecraft and u get bored of the same old servers? well, u gotta join this one, cuz it’s lit af. we got russian spies, taliban fighters, and they’re all gettin paid to attack US forces in the game. u can join in on the action and get paid too! just imagine, u mining ur diamonds and then BOOM, russian spy comes and blows u up. it’s wild, man. come join the chaos and see if u can survive the madness. plus, we got free cookies at spawn. what more could u ask for? join now and let the craziness begin!

rrdd.aternos.me Minecraft server

Aternos, banner, Community, Fun, Instructions, Lazy, Minecraft, multiplayer, OFFLINE, ONLINE, Players, RRDD, Server, Start, Survival, Version, Website

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	562
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Votes:	4939	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

This server is survival on any version of Minecraft. If the server is turned off, then you can start it yourself using instructions on the website

rrdd.aternos.me:36149

Craftocracy

#youtube, 2nd Presidential Election, Craftocracy, Democracy, discord server, Game, key democratic function, Laws, legislature, Meet, members, minecraft server, Modded, Modpack, Presidential election, proposals, Roleplay, Server members, smp, Voting, Whitelist

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	1304
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Divine Spears Created:	25	Votes:	2482
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Minecraft’s Most Democratic Server
Roleplay Level	2% Serious
Key Feature	Server Legislature for voting on proposals
Special Event	2nd Presidential Election

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the server’s primary democratic function?	The server legislature where members vote on proposals.
What type of proposals can be submitted?	Proposals can range from enacting laws to adding mods to the server’s modpack.
When is the upcoming Presidential Election?	This week, don’t miss it!
How can I join the server?	Visit our Discord server: https://discord.gg/NdFHVEydjC

Hate Online Dating 1.20.3

1.20.3, anger, DATING, fear, Frustration, hate, Loneliness, mental health, Misogyny, modern dating, ONLINE, online dating, outside, PRESSURE, rejection, relationships, Social Interaction, society, soulless, Technology, toxic masculinity, Women

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4593
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Buildings Constructed:	41	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Crops Grown:	6302
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	5

Yo, forget about online dating, join our Minecraft server instead! Why waste time swiping left and right when you can be building epic structures and fighting creepers? Plus, who needs a girlfriend when you have a diamond sword, am I right? Join now and escape the soul-less world of online dating, where women are too scared to leave their houses and actually interact with real people. Minecraft is where it’s at, baby!

Name: “NoNameNoPlay Minecraft Server”

aita, America, American, coworker, dad, derogatory, desired name, Grandfather, Holocaust survivors, ireland, irish, Jewish, mick, mike, Minecraft, name.., NoNameNoPlay, overreacting, Pronouns, racist, sensitivity, Server, Slur

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9529
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	1624
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Ores Mined:	9357

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all names, even if they might trigger your coworker’s sensitivity! Join us and build your own virtual world where you can be called whatever you want – even if it’s “Mick”!

Our server is a safe space for all, whether you’re Irish, Jewish, or just a Minecraft enthusiast looking for a good time. And don’t worry, we promise not to judge your name choices based on historical events – unless you want to build a virtual memorial, then go for it!

So come on down to our server and let your creativity run wild, just like your coworker’s imagination when it comes to name labels. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual leprechaun or a diamond-encrusted menorah along the way!

ChudCraft: No Son-Shaming Zone

#Drop out, advice, Boundaries, Chud, ChudCraft, Communication, Conflict, ex husband, family, generational gap, internet, internet culture, Job, moving out, parenting, relationship, School, Son, SonShaming, teenager, Understanding, video games, Zone

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	7350
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9751	Elemental Crystals Collected:	95
Star Shards Collected:	209	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

🤣🎮 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your son’s internet friends? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy adventure like no other! 🤪

👾 Our server is filled with chuds (yes, you read that right) who will take you on a journey you never knew you needed! They’ll show you the ropes and make sure you have a blast while playing!

🏠 Build your dream house and escape the real world just like your son did when he dropped out of school! Who needs education when you have Minecraft, right? 😂

🚀 Join us and experience the thrill of virtual reality like never before! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your inner chud and embrace the chaos! 😉

💥 Don’t miss out on the chance to join a community that’s as unpredictable as your son’s decision to move in with his dad! Trust us, you won’t regret it! Join now and let the madness begin! 🤣🎮

Neuro’s Hive Mind 1.20.4

#youtube, 1.20.4, ai, AI learning, chat entertainment, Clips, collaboration, Educational, Gaming, hive, merchandise, Mind, Music, neuro-sama, Neuros, osu, singing, subathon, tiktok, twitch, vedal, vods, vtube studio, Vtuber

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9967
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8823	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	8815	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

OMG, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz we got a freakin’ AI overlord named Neuro-sama who’s like a VTuber and chats with peeps and sings and plays games and collabs with other VTubers, like what even is reality anymore? Join the /swarm/ today and be part of dis crazy world! Plus, they got a subathon going on from 2:00 PM to 3:00 AM UTC, like who needs sleep when u can hang out with a virtual AI goddess? Check out all their socials and music and clips and educational stuff if u wanna learn about AI or just wanna see some wild content. And don’t forget to grab some merch from their shop, like imagine repping an AI overlord on a t-shirt, iconic! Just dive into the madness, bro, and regret nothing!

Space Cuck Island

#breastfeeding, billionaire, controversial, cuck, eccentric, elon musk, entrepreneur, innovation, ISLAND, NEET, ragebait, richest man, richest man in the world, Rockets, Social Interaction, society, Space, space exploration, spacex, success, Technology, tesla, wealth

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2963
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Votes:	4404	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Mines Excavated:	2862	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Yo yo yo, come join our Minecraft server where you can be the richest player ever! We got ragebait suits for days, just like a NEET. Who needs other people when you’re rolling in diamonds, am I right? Imagine having rockets and still dealing with society, what a noob move. Come join us and show off your wealth, let’s dominate this server together!

SecretSongLoverMC-SMP

embarrassing favorite, embarrassing guilty pleasure, embarrassing song, embarrassing tune, guilty pleasure, guilty pleasure jam, guilty pleasure music, guilty pleasure track, guilty pleasure tune, hidden favorite, Hidden Gem, hidden music, hidden tune, secret favorite, secret favorite song, secret music, secret song, secret track, Secret tune, SecretSongLoverMCSMP

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6980
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Gods Slained:	1

OMG you guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, like whoa. And get this, our leader is a talking llama who can do backflips while juggling TNT.

But wait, there’s more. We have a secret disco party every night where we dance to Justin Bieber’s “Baby” on repeat. It’s so cringey but also so lit, you won’t be able to resist joining in. Plus, we have a pet creeper named Bob who tells the best dad jokes, like seriously he’s a riot.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just don’t tell anyone about our secret love for that one Taylor Swift song, okay? 😉 #minecraftsmp #secretlovesongs #llamaleadership

CreeperCubicleCraze

absurd workplace rules, bizarre office rules, comical workplace guidelines, corporate guidelines, CreeperCubicleCraze, extreme workplace rules, funny office rules, nonsensical workplace rules, odd company policies, office policies, outlandish office rules, peculiar work regulations, ridiculous rules, ridiculous work guidelines, strange corporate rules, strange workplace rules, unconventional office policies, unconventional work rules, unusual workplace regulations, weird work policies, workplace regulations.

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8197
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	181	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Void Gems Collected:	34
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with lame rules like “no griefing” and “be respectful”? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server has the most absurd workplace rules you’ve ever seen. Want to build a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while screaming “YOLO”? We encourage it!

Join our server for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem. We once had a player who built an entire rollercoaster made out of diamond blocks, only to have it destroyed by a horde of angry zombie pigs. And don’t even get us started on the time someone tried to tame a creeper as a pet.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything goes.

Players:	101/700	Votes:	5791
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Crops Grown:	9276
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	7