Secret Hideout Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Cosmic Crafters 1.20.6

1.20.6, circumcised, circumcision controversy, circumcision debate, circumcision myths, Cosmic, Crafters, Cum, ejaculation, Foreskin, genital hygiene, genitalia, male anatomy, male circumcision, male reproductive system, penises, reproductive health, sexual function, sexual health, sexual myths, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, uncircumcised

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	101/600	Votes:	5410
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	39
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Crops Grown:	1499	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3

Join our Minecraft server and find out if uncircumcised penises really do have more cum!

We’ve got pixelated pigs, cows, and chickens that will blow your mind with their reproductive abilities.

Explore our virtual world and uncover the truth about foreskin and its impact on ejaculation volume.

Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to witness the ultimate showdown between circumcised and uncircumcised players.

Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your pants)!

BlockyFamilyDrama

abandonment, Abuse, addiction, BETRAYAL, BlockyFamilyDrama, boundaries crossed, communication breakdown, dishonesty, emotional trauma, family conflict, financial issues, irreparable damage, lack of respect, Manipulation, mental health issues, neglect, toxic relationship, trust broken, unforgivable actions, unresolved issues, values clash

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	108/400	Votes:	1048
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and looking for a fresh start? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all your family baggage behind as you embark on epic adventures in a virtual world where the only family you need is your fellow players. Who needs Aunt Karen’s passive-aggressive comments when you can be building a castle with your new BFFs? Say goodbye to family drama and hello to a new Minecraft family on our server!

CraftyPutinLather

Agreement, CraftyPutinLather, Deal, Diplomacy, EXCITEMENT, foreign policy, influence, international relations, Kremlin, lather, Liking, Manipulation, Media, mouthpieces, Négotiation, negotiation tactics, political strategy, Propaganda, putin, russia, US administration

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	92/100	Votes:	1357
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

So, like, picture this: You’re chillin’ in Minecraft, buildin’ your epic castle, when suddenly Putin’s mouthpieces start freakin’ out! They’re all like, “OMG, the US administration is makin’ deals that we love!” And you’re just like, “WTF?!”

But don’t worry, cuz on this server, we don’t deal with all that political drama. We’re all about havin’ a good time and buildin’ crazy stuff! Join us for epic adventures, insane battles, and maybe even a dance party or two. Plus, rumor has it that Putin himself might even make a guest appearance. So come on down and join the fun! You won’t regret it, trust me.

The Pen Roleplay Non-OP Prison Guards Quests

administrator, auction house, Bounties, Bows, citizen, classic prisons, Community, Contraband, Discord, Gangs, Guards, Moderator, Nonop, Parkour, pen, Potions, Prison, PvP, Quests, Ranks, Roleplay, senior guard, server ip, Swords, warden

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	91/200	Votes:	9753
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Crops Grown:	8732
Potions Brewed:	134	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Void Armor Forged:	17	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Emeralds Found:	3016	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

Minecraft Server Overview

Discord	Join our Discord
Server IP	play.thepen-mc.net

What’s the Deal?

Classic. Nostalgic. Barebones. Prison.

Do you remember the old days of Prison Servers? If you enjoyed the grind and community aspect of a Classic Prison Server, you’re in the right place.

What makes this server different?

Features	Become a Parolee Prestiges Guards Quests Gangs Illegal items The grind Rent a prison cell Basic tools Solitary Confinement Bounties Auction House Parkour challenges and hidden Quests Multiple ways to Earn Money

Ranks

Rank	Requirements
A – Default Prisoner	N/A
B – $25,000	Earn $25,000 in-game
C – $80,000	Earn $80,000 in-game
D – $250,000	Earn $250,000 in-game
E – $800,000	Earn $800,000 in-game
Parolee – $1,500,000	Earn $1,500,000 in-game
Citizen – $2,000,000	Earn $2,000,000 in-game

Guards

Guards bring a Roleplay aspect to the server and help maintain order in the prison.

Guards will enforce rules such as no PVP, illegal items, etc.

Join Our Server

Join our Discord and start playing on play.thepen-mc.net

Mindset Escape 1.21.4

1.21.4, Escape, mindset

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	91/700	Votes:	541
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky!

Forget about boring old reality and dive headfirst into a land of pixelated chaos and madness.

You’ll never know what to expect next, whether it’s a giant chicken boss or a hidden dungeon filled with talking llamas.

So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your sword, and get ready to embark on the craziest adventure of your life.

Just remember to go off your medication before logging in – things are about to get wild!

MomGriefer69

anger, body image, body shaming, bullying, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, eating issues, Emotional Abuse, family, fat shaming, gym, healing, mental health, MomGriefer69, relationships, self esteem, self improvement, self-care, Support, weight loss

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9224
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8172	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Mines Excavated:	2237

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for a chance to build your dream world and explore endless possibilities.

Are you tired of being called fat by your family? Well, on our server, you can be as big or as small as you want! No body shaming here, just pure fun and creativity.

Join us and unleash your anger in the gym… I mean, in the game! Build your own gym and work out those frustrations by punching blocks and running around like a maniac.

And if anyone dares to call you fat in the game, just throw a virtual object at them! No real-life consequences here, just good old-fashioned Minecraft justice.

So come on down to our server and leave the real world drama behind. We promise you’ll have a blast… and maybe even shed a few virtual pounds while you’re at it!

PresidentialMediaControlCraft

advisors, Censorship, Democracy, Executive Order, freedom of press, government control, information control, Journalism, legitimate sources, Media bias, media credibility, media manipulation, media outlets, News, panel, political agenda, president, PresidentialMediaControlCraft, press freedom, public opinion, public trust

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	106/500	Votes:	9557
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	685650	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of living in a world where only the President and his buddies get to decide what news you can trust? Well, on our Minecraft server, we believe in freedom of information! Join us and together we can overthrow the oppressive regime of fake news and censorship!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret underground bunker where all the world’s top journalists are hiding out, broadcasting the truth to the masses through hidden messages in our pixelated landscapes. Join us and become a part of the resistance against the mainstream media!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Truth, rumored to have the power to uncover any conspiracy and reveal the secrets of the universe. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s mine for justice together!

Bolsonaro’s Blocky Adventure Minecraft Server

Adventure, alleged, blocky, Bolsonaros, Brazil, Brazilian politics, Charged, Conspiracy, Corruption, coup plot, Democracy, ex-president, far right leader, Government, Impeachment, investigation, Jair Bolsonaro, Justice, law enforcement, Minecraft, Politics, scandal, Server, south america, trial

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	107/300	Votes:	8554
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Dragons Tamed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	21
Love Letters Sent:	15	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Magic Items Found:	3156
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

so, like, u know how some servers are just boring and lame? well, not this one, my dudes. this server is like, the wildest ride of ur life. we got ex-presidents getting charged for coup plots, like wtf?! u won’t find that on any other server, that’s for sure. come join us for some crazy adventures and who knows, maybe u’ll even uncover a conspiracy or two. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for those sneaky politicians, they’re always up to something.

NATO Noobs Unite! Peace Out Ukraine!

aggression, Alliance, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, intervention, membership pledge, Military, nato, Négotiation, Noobs, Peace, Peacekeeping, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial integrity, Ukraine, unite

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	103/700	Votes:	5836
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	13

so like, u know how russia is all like “nyet” to nato tryna keep peace in ukraine? well, we got a minecraft server where u can join the fun and chaos! forget about politics, come build ur own empire and fight for control of the land!

we got crazy battles, epic quests, and even a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination. join now and be part of the madness! who needs nato when u got us? come on, comrade, let’s show russia who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

DespairCraft: Voteless Land

Associations, civic engagement, Community, community despair, decreased, Despair, DespairCraft, elections, Implications, implications of despair, individual experiences, Land, mental health, political participation, research, Social Impact, societal implications, study, Troubling, Voteless, voter behavior, voter turnout, voting behavior

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	107/600	Votes:	3807
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Dimension Hops:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IF U DON’T U GONNA BE SAD LIKE VOTERS WHO DON’T VOTE CUZ THEY SAD. WE GOT BLOCKS AND PIGS AND SHINY DIAMONDS TO CHEER U UP. U WON’T FEEL DESPAIR WHEN U BUILDIN’ A CASTLE WITH UR FRIENDS. VOTE FOR FUN AND JOIN US, WE MAKE SURE U NEVER SAD AGAIN. #BLOCKS4LIFE #PIGS4PREZ

What is the IP for Queen Chess Minecraft Server?

alireza firouzja, Anand, anand vs dubov, anand vs hikaru, anand vs kramnik, anand vs magnus carlsen, Best Chess Channel, carlsen, Chess, chess game play, Chess memes, Chess Openings, chess openings for beginners, chess tricks, chessbaseindia, chesstraining, ding liren, fabiano caruana, Garry Kasparov, gotham chess, gothamchess caro kann, hikaru nakamura, ian nepomniachtchi, Levon Aronian, magnus carlsen, Minecraft, Nakamura, nakamura vs carlsen, Queen, Server, short, viswanathan anand, YouTube Chess

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	105/400	Votes:	6057
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Crops Grown:	6030
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Queen Chess is a talented and innovative chess player known for her strategic and aggressive style of play. With a fierce competitive spirit, she has gained recognition in the chess community for her exceptional skills and achievements. Queen Chess is dedicated to pushing the boundaries of the game and inspiring others to pursue excellence in chess.

EweCraft – Wooly Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, appreciation, birthday tentacles, Blockheads, discussion, EN streamers, EweCraft, Friends, JP streamers, Lisa, live now, Meru, PixelLink, Realm, Sheep, Sheeptuber, sleepy, Streamers, tsunderia, Unity, VSMP, Vtuber, Wool, Wooly, yuuna

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	100/700	Votes:	1680
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Divine Spears Created:	15
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Star Shards Collected:	175	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic birthday tentacles edition! We’ve got sheep vtubers and their friends, big or small, all ready to play with you!

Come hang out with Essie_ch, EiraWoolcott, ChikafujiLisa, and more crazy sheep lovers!

We’ve also got friendshaped EN streamers like PillowDearASMR, MomokoNuihara, and PleiadesLillie ready to party with you!

And don’t forget about our mostly JP streamers like Maru_Nanamona and HoshimiyaMeeple, they’re waiting for you to join the fun!

Who’s live right now? Who’s going live soon? Check out the links and get in on the action!

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time with Raki, Pixel girls, blockheads, and unity!

Don’t miss out on the chaos with Meru, Lisa, Yuuna, and Sleepy!

Previous /wool/ thread: >>95803777

Get ready for a sheep-tastic adventure on our Minecraft server!

CraftyCash4U

Accountability, aita, bad friend, basic necessities, borrowing money, Cold attitude, CraftyCash4U, designer shopping, financial mindset, financial responsibility, five star hotels, Friend, gourmet restaurants, holding accountable, ignoring, luxury spending, luxury vacation, mutual friends, personal finance, rent money, savings

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	100/300	Votes:	5542
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Zombie Dances:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Holy Grails Found:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8

Come join our Minecraft server where luxury vacationers turn into beggars in a matter of days! Witness the drama unfold as players go from posting about their fancy vacations to begging for in-game currency to pay rent. Who will you choose to lend money to? Will you be called a bad friend for not helping out? Find out on our server where financial mindsets clash and friendships are tested! Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the luxury to poverty rollercoaster!

BlockBusterMindBreak

BlockBusterMindBreak, Deep Breathing, meditation, mental break, mental calmness, mental clarity, mental health, mental peace, mental refreshment, mental rejuvenation, mental relaxation, mental reset, Mental well-being, mindfulness, mindfulness exercises, mindfulness practices, Peace of mind, Relaxation, self-care, stress relief

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	106/800	Votes:	2119
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

Need a break from the chaos of everyday life? Our server offers a serene oasis where you can relax in a hot tub filled with lava while sipping on a potion of invisibility. Trust us, it’s the ultimate stress reliever.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against an army of evil chickens? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Join now and let your imagination run wild as you embark on epic quests, build jaw-dropping creations, and make friends with talking villagers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most out-of-this-world Minecraft adventure of your life! Your mind will thank you for the break, and your funny bone will never be the same.

Bolsonaro’s Blocky Coup: Minecraft Server

Accountability, alleged, blocky, bolsonaro, Bolsonaros, Brazil, charges, Conspiracy, Corruption, COUP, Democracy, general prosecutor, Government, Impeachment, investigation, Justice, Legal, Minecraft, Plot, Politics, president, Rule of Law, scandal, Server

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	95/600	Votes:	2246
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Animals Bred:	185
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19

so, like, you know how in minecraft you can like, build stuff and mine stuff and stuff? well, on this server, you can like, build a whole new world and stuff. it’s like, so crazy, man.

and get this, there’s like, this whole storyline where the players have to like, stop this evil dictator from taking over the server and turning it into a dictatorship. it’s like, so intense, man.

and like, there’s this whole quest where you have to gather resources and build an army to take down the dictator. it’s like, so epic, man.

so, like, if you’re into crazy adventures and saving the world from evil dictators, then you should totally join this server. it’s like, the most fun you’ll ever have in minecraft, man.

Players:	102/400	Votes:	4775
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	233	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2